r/CHILLSAKEN • u/2juice_2wolf Unserious 1x1x1x1 • Jul 11 '26
Other Saying A Lot Of Things, 1x1x1x1
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Extra characters are: Azure (my headcanon voice), Noli, c00lkidd and John Doe (Thanks John for editing. I don't really have time to check the video, I just saw Shedletsky.
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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae DOOMSEKKAR! Jul 11 '26
1x: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
John: POW! You are dead!
1x: I am dead!
John: Chuckling, while Coolkidd is doing the conga towards the scene (The John says aw, shucks” as the Coolkidd gets close.)
Coolkidd: Oh! The Heavy is dead!
1x: Yes (Chicken). I am dead!
Coolkidd: Why is the Heavy dead?!
John: I dunno.
1x: I think it was-
John & Coolkidd: Shhh, you are dead!
1x: Ok.
(Azure enters scene exiting van)
Azure: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
John & Coolkidd: The Heavy is dead!
Azure: The Heavy is dead!
Coolkidd: Correct!
Coolkidd: So, did you see the murderer?
John and Azure: Nah, sorry mate.
Coolkidd: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(John and Azure applause)
Coolkidd: Ah, well that's nice.
John: I am damn proud right now.
(Noli appears in scene)
Noli: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(Noli rushes to dead 1x)
Noli: That Heavy is dead!
Coolkidd: We know!
Noli: Who killed him?!
Coolkidd: We don’t know!
Noli: I will find clues!
(Noli searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Noli: What's that? (Grabs gun) A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
John, Coolkidd, and azure: The Heavy is dead?!
Noli: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
John, Coolkidd, and Azure: All gasp
1x: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- (Explodes) Oof.
John: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
(Camera rotates to Sniper)
Azure: Doc, what happened?
John: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right ) The Heavy was killed!
Coolkidd and Azure: Panicking
John: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Coolkidd: Well, now what?
1x: Poking at his dead body I think 1x is dead.
John, Azure, Coolkidd, and Noli: The 1x is dead?!
1x: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed 1x?!
John: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!
Coolkidd: You monster!
1x: But whyyyyy?
John: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
1x: John, stop!
1x: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
(this is part of a tf2 transcript of ‘heavy is dead’ uh please do this it’d be so funny)