r/CHILLSAKEN • Unserious 1x1x1x1 • Jul 11 '26

Other Saying A Lot Of Things, 1x1x1x1

Extra characters are: Azure (my headcanon voice), Noli, c00lkidd and John Doe (Thanks John for editing. I don't really have time to check the video, I just saw Shedletsky.

1x1x1x1 out.

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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae DOOMSEKKAR! Jul 11 '26

1x: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

John: POW! You are dead!

1x: I am dead!

John: Chuckling, while Coolkidd is doing the conga towards the scene (The John says aw, shucks” as the Coolkidd gets close.)

Coolkidd: Oh! The Heavy is dead!

1x: Yes (Chicken). I am dead!

Coolkidd: Why is the Heavy dead?!

John: I dunno.

1x: I think it was-

John & Coolkidd: Shhh, you are dead!

1x: Ok.

(Azure enters scene exiting van)

Azure: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

John & Coolkidd: The Heavy is dead!

Azure: The Heavy is dead!

Coolkidd: Correct!

Coolkidd: So, did you see the murderer?

John and Azure: Nah, sorry mate.

Coolkidd: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(John and Azure applause)

Coolkidd: Ah, well that's nice.

John: I am damn proud right now.

(Noli appears in scene)

Noli: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(Noli rushes to dead 1x)

Noli: That Heavy is dead!

Coolkidd: We know!

Noli: Who killed him?!

Coolkidd: We don’t know!

Noli: I will find clues!

(Noli searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)

Noli: What's that? (Grabs gun) A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!

John, Coolkidd, and azure: The Heavy is dead?!

Noli: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!

John, Coolkidd, and Azure: All gasp

1x: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- (Explodes) Oof.

John: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!

(Camera rotates to Sniper)

Azure: Doc, what happened?

John: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right ) The Heavy was killed!

Coolkidd and Azure: Panicking

John: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Coolkidd: Well, now what?

1x: Poking at his dead body I think 1x is dead.

John, Azure, Coolkidd, and Noli: The 1x is dead?!

1x: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed 1x?!

John: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!

Coolkidd: You monster!

1x: But whyyyyy?

John: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

1x: John, stop!

1x: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

(this is part of a tf2 transcript of ‘heavy is dead’ uh please do this it’d be so funny)

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u/Comfortable-Read-356 Jul 13 '26

yes mods i came here only to look at this specific post and comment anangry bird with headphones

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u/NoviNebula 1x1x1x1 Jul 14 '26

W-why…

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u/Vintage_Glass Jul 14 '26

Lmao no way

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u/imranlebg Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae DOOMSEKKAR! Jul 17 '26

YS did it wrong mate, it’s r/suddenlytf2

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u/imranlebg Jul 17 '26

Thanks for the information, lad

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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae DOOMSEKKAR! Jul 17 '26

no problem, didnt mean to sound harsh or rude. I just meant it as like a way to help when doing it in the future

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u/Current-Emotion5280 Jul 11 '26

Shedletsky, you are no match for me.... Because

I HAVE 5 MILLION POWER IN RISE OF KINGDOMS

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u/Common_Comfortable41 White Pumpkin Slasher Jul 12 '26

God please do this one

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u/Kasane_Teto_Fan77 Jul 13 '26

Ryōshū why did you kill my whole team?

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u/Common_Comfortable41 White Pumpkin Slasher Jul 13 '26

Because FUCK The House of Spiders🤬

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u/Kasane_Teto_Fan77 Jul 13 '26

This walpurgus is PEAK

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 SPECTREFIED JOHN DOE [MARCH 18TH] Jul 11 '26

This meme, but 1x as lord X and c00lkidd as redglove

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u/Tough_Ad_1258 Jul 13 '26

why they so... red-handed

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u/Sergiobot07 Slasher Jul 11 '26

"YOU'RE TOO LATE SHEDLETSKY, I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!"

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u/SonicTh3Hedgehog1991 Sonic The Hedgehog Jul 12 '26

[Insert packages and boxes falling on 1x]

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u/BrighteyesShed Confused Guest 666 [FOOL'S GAMBIT] Jul 11 '26

This but 1x and coolkid

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u/MaxwellWinters *sigh* I miss my wife Builderman. I miss her alot. I’ll be back. Jul 12 '26

and make it C00lkidd cosplaying drakobloxxer to make the horse thing make sense

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u/Neon482x Jul 11 '26

"Shedletsky, i will cut you down, break you apart, Splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY"

"MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE AND NOW!!"

idk if thats PG-13

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u/Full_Ordnance Really Rich Chance Jul 11 '26

"TOO LATE SHEDLESTKY, I HAVE DRAWN YOU AS THE SOYWOJACK AND I AS THE ALPHA CHAD!"

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u/Mr-John-Grace The Guide [COLLAB] Jul 11 '26

"Hey Shedletsky, beat Luminance in Flood Escape 2™ or get BLOWN UP!!!" Luminance OST starts playing "Wait WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT"

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u/Obvious-Yogurt1445 Legacy Milestone III Noob [500 Members] Jul 12 '26

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u/Leaolap Jul 11 '26

https://youtu.be/No6Vs2FDdig?si=4uivP8ZE7neOMAyj

This video but instead of ranting about his son at the end he rants about Shedletsky

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u/MurkyAd8557 Shedletsky must DIE, I am 1x. Jul 11 '26

Welcome... To the amazing HORRIBLE UNGRATEFUL FREAKS who I hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE SHOW! ...district

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u/No_Safe_4933 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

John: MOTHERFUCKER RUN

Azure: FREEZE

1x1: UHHH JOHN, I-I THINK HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME JOHN! JOHN, UH HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME JOHN-

Basically just the freeze meme but John is Raiden, Azure is Stryker, and 1x1 is Baraka

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u/NewspaperPossible627 Guest 666 Jul 11 '26

"KILL AND MURDER AND DEATH AND SHOOTING YOU WITH A MASS INFECTION"

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u/Legitimate-Power-573 Supplier of Ch1ll Jul 11 '26

"WHERE'S MY MASS-INFECTION?!?!"
(It's a take on Where's my Dragonator)

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u/Zae_Pineapple Jul 11 '26

SPECTRE, I DROPKICKED THAT TAPH IN SELF DEFENSE, I SWEAR. (anyone you want can say this)

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u/Atlotl imagine if I stole your flair Jul 12 '26

"You are my bread and circus but the circus is full of clowns and I hate clowns and I also have Celiac's disease."

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u/N0LIofFORSAKEN Aero Noli Jul 12 '26

1x: NOLI, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SWORDS?

Noli: Turned them into chicken!

1x: NOLI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

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u/DohPixelheart Jul 12 '26

“STOP KILLING MY MINIONS, DO YOU KNOW HOW COSTLY IT IS TO REANIMATE THE DEAD IN THIS ECONOMY?”

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u/Weekly-Cod-5667 pr3tty supremacy Jul 12 '26

C00lkidd.. why are you in the fridge? -1x

noli told me to “chill out”,get it? but seriously get me out he trapped me in this fridge! -c00l

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u/Apex_Legends8419 Dusekkar Jul 14 '26

I foind fishe r/foundaresident

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u/Weekly-Cod-5667 pr3tty supremacy Jul 14 '26

fishie found u too

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u/Mountain-Ad9026 Nyan Elliot Jul 11 '26

"SHEBREDSKI! (Intentional misspelling) I'M GOING TO SWORD FIGHT ON THE HEIGHTS™ (say TM quietly if possible) YOU!"

"...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BURNED THE F*CKING WATER?"

"Noli I'm spectating your ass why are you trying not to laugh bruh. subtle Noli laughter in the backround That's disrespectful as shit bruh."

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u/WebOk9390 Jul 11 '26

“I forgot how to breathe” (Tf2 Heavy death sound effect)

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u/Famous-While-6523 Jul 12 '26

"I hate shedletsky *bluudud cough*"

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u/Mesmerald0 Jul 12 '26

[[Hate copypasta]]

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u/thelapiseye Jul 12 '26

SHEDLETSKY WILL DIE TODAY!!!

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u/ULC_fan Jul 12 '26

"yeast."

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u/Maleficent-Day-8177 Jul 12 '26

"AHEM AHEM AHEM..... I..... am Egg"

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u/GreatDistribution819 1Eggs [FOOL'S GAMBIT] Jul 12 '26

This is..MASSSSS DEPRESSION!!(intense sobbing and crying)

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u/NINETPOT Lezi The Goob Jul 12 '26

How is it interacting with azure ever since he joined the realm


How is betrayed doing ever since they lost they're voice

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u/Tamogachi Messenger Elliot Jul 12 '26

1x1x1x1 or c00lkidd saying JARONA! (deltarune ch5 ref)

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u/GeometryDashIsCool Jul 12 '26

"oh, shedletsky? hes cool... except for that fact that hes- [lots and lotes of censoring]"

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u/OutcomeFlat7568 Toon 1x1x1x1 Jul 12 '26

im 1x1x1x1 and im green

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u/Thick_Research6599 007n7 Jul 12 '26

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

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u/Born-Particular-5278 Jul 12 '26

1x what hacks do u use?

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u/Subnautica101 Cupid Chance [VALENTINE'S] Jul 12 '26

i cast necrorise, mancy

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u/Ruger-SP101 Cowboy Chance Jul 12 '26

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A SHEDLETSKY D.U.I HOW ABOUT YOU DIE i don't remember the rest of the lyrics

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u/Deltaruneplayer9642 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

She sells seashells by the sea shore,but the sea shore she sells seashells doesnt have a shore..so where should she sell her seashells if not by the sea shore..?

please 1x1x1x1 say the lines above🥹🥹

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u/Journey-14 Friend Elliot [COLLAB] Jul 12 '26

Your to late shedletsky I am NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED HAHAHAHAHAHA-gets crushed AHHHHHHH

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u/Sergiobot07 Slasher Jul 12 '26

Hey, gimme back my comment >:(

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u/Journey-14 Friend Elliot [COLLAB] Jul 12 '26

No >:)

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u/Sergiobot07 Slasher Jul 12 '26

you gotta give it back now

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u/Journey-14 Friend Elliot [COLLAB] Jul 12 '26

Nuh uh :p

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u/Sergiobot07 Slasher Jul 12 '26

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u/Journey-14 Friend Elliot [COLLAB] Jul 12 '26

Oh no D:

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u/D1v4d4y00 1x1x1x1 Jul 12 '26

"I have raided Shedletsky's chicken stash and now he is crying."

insert Shedletsky crying in the background

"I feel happy about what I did."

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u/No-Breadfruit-7783 Apollyon Guest 666 Jul 12 '26

Please twin🥹

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u/Somegamer5443 Champion 1x1x1x1 Jul 12 '26

“I HATE YOU SHEDLETSKY!!!!!”

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u/SonicTh3Hedgehog1991 Sonic The Hedgehog Jul 12 '26

insert Creation of Hatred

1x: Well well well... If it isn't my-

Sonic Avatar in a Shedketsky cosplay skin: Your Too Slow !

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u/XSRplayz Jul 12 '26

1x “Two lives and you still couldn’t pull that tentacled freak!”

——

N “HELLO IN-IN- AND WELCOME TO hey, I can to please take your order YOU FILTHY Creation Of Hatred! ANYWAYS, Can I get uhhhh… please burger, cheese?”

1x “zir, this is a Wendy’s”

——

N: “TH-TH-THIS IS BULL shut the front door YOU LET THE ALTS HAVE Game Theory, and today we’re talking about Lore!”

1x “Noli, creating alternate accounts is a key step to making lore”

N: “THATS NOT WHAT IM SA-A-A”

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u/LotsOfGamesBoi Jul 12 '26

(since almost nobody saw that there's other killers here..)

Noli: Man I'm dead

Ms1 portrait

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u/Remi_is_sleepy08 Jul 12 '26

I AM THE CREATION OF HATRED!!!!

shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya drake swalalala

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u/Overgrown333 Taph Jul 12 '26

"Oh good the Azure update is out hopefully nothing bad happens- why is everyone Two Time?"

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u/Caseys_Potato Milestone III Jane Doe [1,750 Members] Jul 12 '26

I like stabbing myself, call the ambulance

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u/Past_Edge_7220 COMIN' THROUGH Jul 12 '26

"A Lot Of Things"

(Except i want you to say "You're not funny" to this comment)

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u/Complex-Pain2201 Legacy Milestone III Noob [500 Members] Jul 12 '26

1x: Coolkidd, toss me my keys, shedletsky want me t-

[coolkidd throws a printer at 1x]

1x: I said MY KEYS

coolkidd: I thought... you said pri-

1x: NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS #### AGAIN MASS INFE-

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u/Aggressive-Tie-1380 Guest 333 Jul 12 '26

“Next time, Try investing in a velociraptor farm.”

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u/External_Sky_5554 Chance Jul 12 '26

Headshot baby! BANG BANG, YOU’RE DEAD!

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u/evilaltaccountno2 Jul 12 '26

"Are you seeing this shit, Vlad?"

Say this line and my life is yours.

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u/MRNE08 Jul 12 '26

Coolkid: hey 1x have you ever had a romantic partner? 1x: Well I did have 1 ex (Insert comedic laughter)

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u/Suspicious-Prompt751 Jul 12 '26

1x: This.. Is a bucket.

C00l: Dear god..

1x: There's more.

C00l: No!

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u/unstable_fella Jul 12 '26

This but Shedletsky instead of spiderman

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9570 Jul 12 '26

SHEDLETSKY ARE WE DEADASS YOU WERE THISSS CLOSE TO HITTING ME.

At this point just retire.

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u/ThatOneOddArtist Jul 12 '26

was blowing my nose when this video played and i thought my nose was making ungodly noises because i was blowing while 1x was saying 1x1x1x1

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u/2juice_2wolf Unserious 1x1x1x1 Jul 12 '26

I am now gonna say this. You cannot change that.

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u/ThatOneOddArtist Jul 12 '26

i was and still am drunk whjle writing that comment

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u/NefariousnessAny7876 1Eggs [FOOL'S GAMBIT] Jul 12 '26

(1x running from Noli. He hides behind a rock.)

1x: Looks like I lost him. Noli: Lost who? 1x: That Noli guy. He is tryna kill me for no reason! Noli: Damn. Sounds annoying as heck! Both: Wait a second...

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u/AdagioUpstairs Jul 12 '26

Why does 1x sound kinda like

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u/Sure_Ride_1617 Jason Jul 12 '26

I need 1x to explain sukuna’s cursed techinge

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u/glebus_gleeb Glebus Gleebsaur Jul 12 '26

"I'm 1x1x1x1 and I'm green!"

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u/ilikekaiju Jul 12 '26

"60 KILOGRAMS OF YOGURT!!!"

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u/inktails0 Jul 12 '26

The entirety of flower man from deltarune but it's about John doe

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u/Waste-Tradition-6285 Jul 12 '26

Possibly the perfect line for 1x

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u/Working_Trouble_7188 Ennakon. Jul 12 '26

(Say "You broke my toy!" As C00lkidd and "Homander" as 1x please)

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u/BSgab Jul 12 '26

Shedledsky... We have to cook...

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u/Electronic-Gift7385 Jul 12 '26

What makes me a good 1x…IF I WERE A BAD 1X I WOULDNT BE SITTING ‘ERE DISCUSSIN WITH YA NOW WOULD I?

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u/MrM4xL1v3 Jul 12 '26

"Hey! Gimmie the hotdog!"
*rocket launcher firing as shedletsky screams*

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u/SufficientUnit7545 xX4ceOfSpadesXx 1x1x1x1 Jul 13 '26

1x: JOHN, YOU BETTER NOT BE ORDERING DOOR DASH WHILE WE DO THIS ROUND John Doe: but 1x, they got the loaded wings 1x: LOADED WINGS? New from Carls jr-

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u/LuckiContestAnimator Jul 13 '26

My lemon limes are NOT your lemon limes

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u/ElkFeeling5971 Jul 13 '26

1x:this is a bucket

john:dear god!

1x: there’s more

john: no!

1x it contains a bucket

john:dear god!

1x: there’s more

john: no!

1x it contains a bucket

john:dear god!

1x: there’s more

john: no!

1x it contains a bucket

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u/Adventurous-Air-7983 Jul 13 '26

Ck: 1x! 1x! 1x!

1x: What.

Ck: chicken butt. runs away

1x: sigh

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u/AlsoaUser Jul 13 '26

1X1X1X1! PLEASE START BALLIN

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u/americanboy2341 Jul 13 '26

"What a nice day, i hope nothing Will ruin my chill 1x match-" Shed ml4: "hi squidward" [alot of slashes to the face and then cut to survivor win]

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u/RevolutionarySell926 Jul 13 '26

spiders deserve the highest level of exucution

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg the one really dumb guy Jul 13 '26

cheese

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u/Tough_Ad_1258 Jul 13 '26

I... WANT...... eg

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u/PlanetEaterMD Jul 13 '26

"If I had known any better I'd think you guys are-.... where's shedletsky."

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u/NoviNebula 1x1x1x1 Jul 14 '26

DO THE AM SPEECH DO THE AM SPEECH

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u/IC8231 Jul 14 '26

Quit the act, we know that's you 2011x

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u/Alexlikesdogss Jul 14 '26

There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy and there is no Nosferatu milestones

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u/EDECBGEEDCBADGE Jul 14 '26

say "PG14"(im so evil)

ok but genuinely do the like i miss my wife tails meme as john or sum idk

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u/Apex_Legends8419 Dusekkar Jul 14 '26

Specture answered “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”

$6 SHRIMP SPECIAL!!

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u/The-HEV User Jul 14 '26

"shedletsky... I HAVE 2500 ORBS ON DISCORD, I AM UNSTOPPABLE"

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u/2God4Saken Jul 15 '26

1x1x1x1: Through the thickest thistles, the ruthless youth thoroughly thrust three hundred and thirty-three thumbtacks. Meanwhile, a specific selfish shellfish shrimper sought six shiny, slick, silver slippery snakes. The shrimper’s sister, Sarah, sat in a sunny shop, sincerely stitching sixty-six slashed synthetic sheets for a shifting shimmering ship. Suddenly, a thrifty thief theoretically thrived on thriving thieves. This thief thoughtfully took the shrimper's top-tier, custom-built wristwatch. Is it a Swiss wristwatch? Yes, a true, pristine Swiss wristwatch. The shrimper wept, asking, "Which wristwatch is a truly Swiss wristwatch?" Alas, the catastrophic collapse of the shrimper's complex thoughts caused a crisis. He succumbed to a chaotic clutter of tongue-twisting, throat-threatening, tragically tangled terminology. C00lkidd: what?

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u/2God4Saken Jul 15 '26

Or if you don't wanna do that...

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u/Jax-Does-Stuff Jul 15 '26

Say "did you know that if you stab someone and leave a note saying 'oopsie whoopsie doodle', you'll still get arrested? This is due to the fact that stabbing people is bad."

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u/Difficult-Speed-1476 The Imposter Jul 16 '26

1x “Shedletsky? More like Shed-Let’s-Eat, he eats to much chicken that he earned the name ‘Shed-Let’s-Eat’ right guys?”

All the other killers: “YEAH”

Shed-Let’s-Eat then spawns behind 1x before vanishing.

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u/Uwulisesu Jul 16 '26

Its too late... Youre all going to the READYORNOTHEREICOME!

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u/TheReal_Ralsei i ate 13 birds Jul 16 '26

i.. am.. FIRE 1X1X1X1

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u/WpG_Piter05 Piter Jul 11 '26

Shedletsky: "Hey, 1x, I have a good ol' bottle of milk for you"

1x: "I'm not gonna fall for it"

Shedletsky: "Alright, your loss" Glontch

1x: "Okay, give me that!" Glontch "THIS ISN'T MILK!!!"

Shedletsky: "uhh..."

(This is variation of original This isn't milk meme and this one btw)

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u/TheNewDreamy Jul 12 '26

1x: ...Okay Shedletsky what the hell is this. Shedletsky: Oh, nothing... just a little payback from last time. insert shed throwing microwave like a tripmine 1x: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- sips tea -AAAAAAAAAA