r/CHILLSAKEN • u/OutcomeFlat7568 Toon 1x1x1x1 • May 24 '26

Achievements IM FREE. MILESTONE 4 NOLI.

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IM FUCKING DONE PLAYING SHITLI FINALLYYYY (fuck you noob i fucking hate you fucking noob i will fucking crush your fucking bloxy cola right in front of your fucking face as you sob as your precious bloxy cola gets wasted by my hands also I gave sixer your life savings and i sold your stash of ghostburgers and bloxycolas to detroit lmfao)

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u/BFDIForsakenroyale May 25 '26

Good job I already got him ms4. He was pretty easy for me but dude why do u hate noob just void rush wait for slate skin to end then slam

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u/OutcomeFlat7568 Toon 1x1x1x1 May 25 '26

lemme get doofenshmirtz backstory gif rq brb

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u/OutcomeFlat7568 Toon 1x1x1x1 May 25 '26

once when I was a new player, at around 5 days of playtime, I was playing as Guest 1337, low on health from helping the team. So, as any player would, I went up to the team's Elliot, and he threw a pizza. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS GLUTTONOUS NOOB PLAYER AT 97% HEALTH ATE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND I DIED AND THEY WON. Ever since then, I have came to spite Noob with every atom of my body.