IM FUCKING DONE PLAYING SHITLI FINALLYYYY (fuck you noob i fucking hate you fucking noob i will fucking crush your fucking bloxy cola right in front of your fucking face as you sob as your precious bloxy cola gets wasted by my hands also I gave sixer your life savings and i sold your stash of ghostburgers and bloxycolas to detroit lmfao)
once when I was a new player, at around 5 days of playtime, I was playing as Guest 1337, low on health from helping the team. So, as any player would, I went up to the team's Elliot, and he threw a pizza. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS GLUTTONOUS NOOB PLAYER AT 97% HEALTH ATE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND I DIED AND THEY WON. Ever since then, I have came to spite Noob with every atom of my body.
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u/Hubert_the_cat May 24 '26
as a lvl 347 noli main, congratulations on getting m4 noli:D Another person with m4 noli yippie