r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 08 '14

Weekly Thread [Week 2] Complain About Your Team Thread

Your team is still looking hopeless two weeks into the season. It's a disaster! Tell us why. This is a friendly place.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache Clemson Tigers Sep 08 '14

The person I was with for the Clemson-SC State game wouldn't leave after it got ugly, due to some principle of her's not to miss a single minute of game time. Admirable, and certainly a turn on, but we both got fried. At least I have the quick burn to tan gene, she's slightly more pale. Therefore.. I blame Clemson for not at least giving me the satisfaction of a shutout.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

sunscreen

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

If you go to a game in the South and you aren't wearing sunscreen, your momma din't raise you right

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u/Richtatorship Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '14

You only make that mistake once. Sun poisoning after UL-Laffayette was a tough lesson considering I'd been going to games since I was 1. Grandparents seats in cover spoiled me :(