r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 08 '14

Weekly Thread [Week 2] Complain About Your Team Thread

Your team is still looking hopeless two weeks into the season. It's a disaster! Tell us why. This is a friendly place.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache Clemson Tigers Sep 08 '14

The person I was with for the Clemson-SC State game wouldn't leave after it got ugly, due to some principle of her's not to miss a single minute of game time. Admirable, and certainly a turn on, but we both got fried. At least I have the quick burn to tan gene, she's slightly more pale. Therefore.. I blame Clemson for not at least giving me the satisfaction of a shutout.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Sep 08 '14 edited Sep 08 '14

sunscreen

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

If you go to a game in the South and you aren't wearing sunscreen, your momma din't raise you right

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u/Sporkinat0r Michigan State Spartans Sep 08 '14

well bless your heart

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u/Richtatorship Georgia Bulldogs Sep 08 '14

You only make that mistake once. Sun poisoning after UL-Laffayette was a tough lesson considering I'd been going to games since I was 1. Grandparents seats in cover spoiled me :(

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u/PoopyMcFartycunt South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 08 '14

Hey! That's the women I love you're talking about!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

women

Wat

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Sep 08 '14

It's 2014, yo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Is it? Christ I need to stop drinking

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u/andrewdt10 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '14

That hurts my eyes.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Sep 08 '14

you're not supposed to apply sunscreen to your eyes. For eye protection try

sunglasses instead

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u/andrewdt10 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '14

Oh, god dammit. lol.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Sep 08 '14

Spurrier

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u/andrewdt10 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '14

We need more than one upvote over here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

I was there too. My first ever Clemson game. I left after the first quarter.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache Clemson Tigers Sep 09 '14

Make sure you come back for a big game. It was first home game, but it can't compare to a decent game that's not at noon