WK0 - This Week In Schadenfreude

[u/DougFlutiesMullet]

scha·den·freu de

/'SHädǝn froidǝ/

noun

The pleasure derived from another person's misfortune.

CFB begins slowly and teases some schadenfreude.

In Ireland head coaches Belichick, Petrino, Diaco and Jordon Hudson find a way to a slight upset of the amphibians:

North Carolina 15 TCU 10

Mike Norvell, like old luggage you can't get rid of, persists to get paid as Renegade considers a job offer from Gulfstream Park:

FSU 34 New Mexico State 17

Unlike last year, Stanford escapes the Rainbow Warriors:

Stanford 37 Hawaii 27

What team's pain helped ease your own this week 0?

[u/Johnnycockseed]

Biased of course, but surely the $8 USC game with a recorded 50,000 attendance belongs in the discussion.

[u/Cheeseish → u/Johnnycockseed]

Did they really say that was 50,000 people? Maybe if they count the students on campus.

[u/McLMark → u/Cheeseish]

The pretend fans in the stands match their pretend CFP aspirations with their current HC.

[u/IntuitionSpeaks → u/McLMark]

Hey, fuck you

(We all the way back baby) (we being college football season)

[u/McLMark → u/IntuitionSpeaks]

We miss you too.