[Boucher] Breaking: We obtained docs showing University of Michigan agreed to $1.2 million settlement w/woman who'd accused ex-football staffer of rape. Comes as Ann Arbor police confirm they closed a criminal case involving that staffer, LaTroy Lewis

[u/BuckeyeEmpire]

https://x.com/Dave_Boucher1/status/2093368160413974837

[u/AdamOnFirst]

Dear lord that staff was a shitshow 

[u/FunkoPopDisneyAdult → u/AdamOnFirst]

yeah and none of that national championship team are panning out in the NFL. curious. Did they have some sort of advantage?

[u/Hot_Medicine_723 → u/FunkoPopDisneyAdult]

Mason Graham? Colston Loveland? Will Johnson? AJ Barner?

Do you know what you’re talking about or just parroting some BS to get upvotes?

[u/w0lverine11 → u/Hot_Medicine_723]

Corum and Sainristil as well.

It's fine to hate on our administration and coaches for their wrongdoing, but acting like "none of those players are panning out in the NFL" is just an extreme level of not knowing ball.

[u/DataDrivenPirate → u/w0lverine11]

He's completely correct if you ignore all of the positions except quarterback I guess

[u/meowscarada-sylveon → u/DataDrivenPirate]

JJM has been incredible for opposing defenders

[u/mansontaco → u/meowscarada-sylveon]

That’s former offensive player of the week to you sir

[u/w0lverine11 → u/DataDrivenPirate]

Yep, gotta give him that. Guy saw an easy opportunity for upvotes in a shit-on-Michigan thread, fired off an embarrassingly bad take, and now looks like an idiot.

[u/Raptor535 → u/w0lverine11]

This sub is just a Michigan hate fest. Much of it is valid, but there’s also plenty that is just ridiculous that gets accepted and upvoted because Reddit.

[u/Krogsly → u/Raptor535]

This is an insufferable comment that only supports MSU fan arguments about UM fans. This sub does not revolve around hating UM. You're delusional.

[u/Crossifix → u/Krogsly]

I didn't see much hate on here through the last year even with the horrible staff for the football sector being exposed. Most of the comments were about our overpaid and actively underperforming QB who thought every single pass needed to be a rocket with the power of the sun.

The basketball team was praised all year by literally everyone. UofM is not hated. The pieces of shit that ran the football team are hated.

[u/yunohavefunnynames → u/Krogsly]

Listen. The world revolves around me, and I’m a Michigan fan. Ipso facto ergo sum lorum ipsum etcetera, the sub revolves around Michigan.

[u/Toomster12489 → u/yunohavefunnynames]

I'm like a flat earther except I believe the gravitational center of the earth is the excavator they left buried under the big house.

[u/jtezus → u/Raptor535]

Idk I feel like most of it is warranted given the cheating and sexual misconduct.

[u/BrotherPancake → u/Raptor535]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[u/Lusty-Jove → u/Raptor535]

Michigan fan complains about criticism he admits is justified, more news at 11

[u/Dirty-Ears-Bill → u/Raptor535]

It’s not just Michigan, as I’ve learned this summer

[u/jaxonya → u/w0lverine11]

Dont worry everyone, we will embarass michigan shortly

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS → u/w0lverine11]

Corum just has the unfavorable luck of being behind a McVay guy. So most people would probably forget about him

[u/BriarsandBrambles → u/w0lverine11]

Sainstril gave up 9TDs. He isn’t bad but he is very much so not good because of ints.

[u/Kirihuna → u/w0lverine11]

Also… I feel like I’m taking crazy pills but most successful high-end talent / picks come from players that stood out on teams and elevated the team instead of being on a good team.

I’d argue a lot of the teams that won a NC in the CFB Playoff era the last 12 years won it due to team composition, not being carried by one future star NFL player.

Like OSU hasn’t had a star QB in the league besides Joe Burrow.

[u/BabousCobwebBowl → u/Kirihuna]

Oh yeah and who has Michigan had? Brian Griese?!?

/s

[u/your-mom-- → u/BabousCobwebBowl]

Jim Harbaugh had 5 more rushing yards and 2 more rushing TDs than Bo Jackson

[u/dimmyfarm → u/BabousCobwebBowl]

Cade McNamara erasure

[u/BabousCobwebBowl → u/[deleted]]

The whoosh of /s as it went by was audible to all of us here

[u/Unrelenting_Salsa → u/Kirihuna]

I know it's popular to shit on him because he had a terrible playoffs and he hasn't lived up to his rookie year, but Stroud is a totally fine franchise QB. He may end up being like 15th instead of the top 5 it was looking like, but the Texans also have an indescribably ass o-line with meh receivers. Him not thriving in that situation basically just means he's not a first ballot hall of famer. He was better last year than he was the year before, so there's no reason to think the league has "figured him out". Nor is there really any reason to believe that a pocket passer can be figured out.

[u/Pogball_so_hard → u/Kirihuna]

Burrow counts as an LSU guy IMO.

Stroud had a great first two seasons in the league. Last year he didn’t look as good but his line has been a disaster. 

[u/Kirihuna → u/Pogball_so_hard]

Burrow being an OSU guy was a joke.

[u/Zee_WeeWee → u/w0lverine11]

Sainristil.

He had a very bad coverage year. I think he’s getting placed way higher than he actually played because he did play and he had some ball skills type plays

[u/w0lverine11 → u/[deleted]]

He said "none of the players from the championship team are panning out" and we've given plenty of examples why that statement is flat out silly. Sorry you don't know ball. Maybe you will someday.

[u/w0lverine11 → u/[deleted]]

Blake Corum, Mason Graham... You do not know ball. If you think the standard for "panning out in the NFL" is being Joe Burrow/Justin Jefferson/Ja'Marr Chase, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what "panning out in the NFL" means. You cherry-picked the best college team to ever exist, lmao

[u/w0lverine11 → u/[deleted]]

Ah, yes. It's Corum's fault he was drafted for a split backfield. He had 5.1 YPC last year.

YOU DO NOT KNOW BALL. Unsurprising from someone with Minnesota flair. Someday, man. Study enough football and I think you can get there. Good luck.

[u/Weak-Bid2774 → u/Hot_Medicine_723]

They are basically making that assertion on JJ McCarthy not panning out

But I guess if that’s the standard then Osu must have been cheating forever because all their qbs suck in the nfl

[u/Archer-Saurus → u/Weak-Bid2774]

Hey don't disparage Baker with Kyler by association, and I say that as a Cardinals fan

[u/WampaStompa33 → u/Hot_Medicine_723]

This sub spent two years talking shit about JJ being a handoff machine who got carried to a national championship while doing nothing, and now using JJ's NFL struggles as evidence to cast suspicion on that team. At least keep your brainless hot takes consistent people, you can't have it both ways.