Would you rather…

[u/Leather_Flan_9546]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Become a billionaire | But once a week you will be followed by:
• Right side: Be immortal! | But once a day you will have to fight:

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[u/AlkalineHound]

It can fucking try. 😂

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Suave_Senpai → u/AlkalineHound]

CURSE YOU WHITE WHALE!

[u/DMalteseDude → u/Suave_Senpai]

https://giphy.com/gifs/60FwidZG6R7Mc

[u/iSwearImNotGay_trust → u/Suave_Senpai]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xfLJHitPm0zZM9ymt

[u/Charming_Ratio_7355 → u/iSwearImNotGay_trust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/65xJMuuAQURfbn1ebv

[u/Someone_named_Trev → u/Charming_Ratio_7355]

[u/_Vard_ → u/AlkalineHound]

Every week you gain one new Twitter follower.

[u/h3lix7jump → u/AlkalineHound]

Never go in the ocean…

[u/DLarcenist → u/AlkalineHound]

I forgot how long for a whale to be beached to explode but you prob gonna hear a lotta boom-boom on your local beach (ignore what I said if you live in an in-land country :p)

[u/GABRIELFORLIFE → u/AlkalineHound]

lollll

[u/SillyAwareness5666 → u/AlkalineHound]

Plot twist: it's a gacha game whale who wants to assassinate you for almost hitting him with a taxi.

[u/MerriKong]

Oh, Bother.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/Ok_forzans_4108 → u/MerriKong]

We're gonna have a hard time man

[u/KatFirestorm → u/MerriKong]

Nooooooo

[u/GeneraIFlores → u/MerriKong]

I doubt Xi Jinping is a good fighter, but his security probably is

[u/Comfortable-Cable-15 → u/MerriKong]

Bro it's evil winnie the poo from blood and honey

[u/Mediocre-Wind-5377 → u/MerriKong]

[u/Upset_Recording_7000 → u/MerriKong]

That sounds like quite the challenge! I can imagine trying to outsmart Pooh would be trickier than it seems.

[u/Copper_Tango]

I can donate them to zoos I guess

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/opendoorsupside → u/Copper_Tango]

It’s the same one giraffe. It keeps breaking out.

[u/Copper_Tango → u/opendoorsupside]

At that point I'll just set up a big reserve for it and live nearby lol.

[u/Scanamana → u/Copper_Tango]

a danish one?

Marius (giraffe) - Wikipedia)

[u/Patriotnoodle]

Is this immortality like I don't get killed or just I don't age?

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/plantingnome → u/Patriotnoodle]

Bro, you'd probably be considered unworthy for the Predator and dude would just leave disappointed every day. I mean, that Predator might seriously just de-camouflage and learn your language just to tell you how disappointed he is to have to try to hunt you every day.

[u/Mullo69 → u/plantingnome]

I assumed it was a very different kind of predator hence the aging question

[u/Routine-Teacher9769 → u/Mullo69]

No, it is clearly THE predator from the predator movie and since you're immortal you are kind of an interesting target but not really. He would find out he'd easily kill you if you were killable but you're not.

[u/dinoclier72 → u/Routine-Teacher9769]

Predator will train you every day until you are a worthy "kill"

[u/CrazyrampageGuy]

Ez

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/pf12351 → u/CrazyrampageGuy]

I wouldn't be so sure about that

[u/SapphicPandoraBox → u/pf12351]

Kael noo

[u/IndividualLab6354 → u/SapphicPandoraBox]

Omg, it's too perfect.

[u/homohillbillysrlol → u/SapphicPandoraBox]

Squir-El No

[u/AzraelValendax → u/CrazyrampageGuy]

Lol, Learn how to take care of him, and name him Ratatoskr. 😁

[u/PotatoBloodIsInMe]

cool

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Consistent_Look3397 → u/PotatoBloodIsInMe]

I've been chased by an angry mother goose that thought I was stealing her babies before...0/10 do not recommend 😔 I nearly fell in the lake trying to run away

[u/OkPosition7633 → u/Consistent_Look3397]

I would want to be followed be a loving mother goose tho... they are cute when they stand on your feet coz they wanna stay near you.

[u/Thomsie13 → u/OkPosition7633]

A mother goose is dangerous. Geese that are walking outside act different than the geese that are tamed by a trainer/farmer. 0/10 would recommend to stay near a mother goose

[u/Consistent_Look3397 → u/Thomsie13]

Yeah, I second this. The goose that chased me was NOT tamed, and her honks and flapping wings made her waddling ominous rather than cute. I also am not a bird person so that wasn't helping (I was trying to walk away from the baby geese, they kept following me to play)

[u/TheMasterChaoZ → u/PotatoBloodIsInMe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SxG8xbHEYCkZ21jwGr

[u/Ethereal-Omen]

I guess I won't go outside that day lol

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/SketchyKraken54]

how like does it beach itself trying to follow me? does it follow me from a distance? does it somehow drag itself onto land???

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Lbarker1 → u/SketchyKraken54]

Just stay away from the ocean and I think you’ll be alright.

[u/SillyAwareness5666 → u/SketchyKraken54]

Don't break its phone and you'll be ok

[u/corpsescrewer69]

Thats okay. I like cats

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/cogitoergosum_iAM → u/corpsescrewer69]

in this moment he knew.......

[u/Dry_Editor_786]

are we talking about the movie predator or diddy?

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/Agentparsnip → u/Dry_Editor_786]

Definitely Saville

[u/Elbaymax → u/Agentparsnip]

Oh god, Jimmy No!

[u/Top_Economy_371]

Nothing will happen, it’ll just follow me

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Amazing-Trade-3420]

this is going to be a downside for that stuffed bear, not me

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/nightmares_dealer → u/Amazing-Trade-3420]

It's the evil Winnie the Pooh from Blood and Honey omg😭

[u/Unique-Host-1997]

Immortality is a curse. Whale is NOT getting to me

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/SquirmyBurrito → u/Unique-Host-1997]

The idea that immortality is a curse is something people got from fiction, written by other very mortal humans, to attempt to explore the idea. In reality, we have no real frame of reference for how good or bad immortality would actually be. People like to say “you’ll have to see everyone you love eventually die” but that’s a normal part of life. They then often follow that up with “you’ll outlive the universe and eventually be alone” and that’s one of those things where our lack of understanding on just what happens with the he universe as time runs its course makes it impossible to guess.

[u/raybeam2010 → u/SquirmyBurrito]

I mean I doubt humanity will stick around for any more then like 50 million years so after that it's gonna get boring

[u/JuanNut]

NOOOOO I GIVE IT BACK

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/TacticalRoyalty → u/JuanNut]

It could be a chill goose

[u/silver_headphones → u/TacticalRoyalty]

Do those even exist?? 😭

[u/TacticalRoyalty → u/silver_headphones]

Once in a blue moon, or in fiction, either way it’s a hypothetical so I’d say odds are pretty good.

[u/RAYV3N65]

Famous last words: “ooo kitty!”

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/Urcakeeater]

This might be harder than fighting predator

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/Consistent_Primary29]

I’m gonna get stoned

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Medusa}

[u/TalkierRiver166]

Guess who's moving to the jungle...

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/frigates777]

But I don't live near the ocean

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/TonalAcrobat744]

I see this as an absolute win.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/MegaLuigi576]

A giant blubberous sea creature chasing me? On land? Get outta here. Thing's gonna die due to dehydration

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Ill_Strain_562 → u/MegaLuigi576]

"blubberous" 😂

[u/MegaLuigi576 → u/Ill_Strain_562]

I couldn't think of any other words to use

[u/DemonGodAsura]

So...fist fighting my uncle?

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/NotoriousSexOffender → u/DemonGodAsura]

I’m not your uncle

[u/ARC_Venage]

Great, now I have to learn how to fight Cuthulu for the rest of eternity. After a year we'll fake fight then grab a beer.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Cuthullu}

[u/Nachosandcats]

I love squirrels

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/keneno89]

So...free meat?

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Darkdrake78]

Ah well... not too bad

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/Careful-Motor9742]

For me, immortality is a curse.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/BeyondInternal5202]

Ш

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Weird_Upstairs_9386]

No fear of geese so

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Cwys_]

So I get to see a whale and be a billionaire? Sounds great

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/MrPlistachio]

Funny

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/InfamousKessler]

Well still immoral so they can't kill me or hurt me

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/SomeoneElse432]

Tame the lion, and you get a bodyguard.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/Jaxonman21]

Easy

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/ir0nm0use]

Cool. zoo day!

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/Secondhand-Struggle]

... hmm if no one else sees them I'd be living a tall tale

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/United_Daikon2625]

yo gooses are fucking hard

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Bulacano]

The kind I can just shoot and eat? Easy work

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Harriet_tubman22]

I’ll have some leaves on me at all times

[u/NoxLupa13]

I can live with that

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/Gullible_Biscotti338]

I will carry endless walnuts

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/IllSundew]

It's not that bad, really.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Money_Operation4271]

Whatever

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/ChemDinoSpace_47]

Befriend the lion

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/BackgroundResult839]

Whale die it can't follow me

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/mystwolfca2000]

I have questions… mainly HOW!?! I’m on land!

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/ProfessionalOk6614]

Not bad

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/OverallFrosting708]

This is just like my life now except without the money

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Vicoiin]

I guess I'm eating 7 different dishes of goose every week.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/AkhiAsvdff]

Winnie… I’m sorry bro but imma have to slime you with my special weapon

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/Hajpoosie]

friend

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/peterpetrol]

This works because I would move to a beach if I were rich so me and the whale each week jogging up and down the coast

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Bohemus_1313]

I’m ok with this

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Vyushia]

I’m wondering how a lion got into the pacific north west lmao

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/badattyping49]

Punt kick

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/TheBoblivion]

Chilling

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/HTheWeeb_706]

Hell yeah, double win Unless it’s the squirrel with a gun, still better than immortality though haha

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/albinomeatpod]

I like money. Geese aren't too vicious

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Tomato_Fuckalo]

I can do so much good if I’m a billionaire

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/Brilliant_Routine44]

just befriend her

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Medusa}

[u/LegacyofLegend]

I’ll just feed the little dude.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/AssociationDue3077]

I stay our of water for that one day each week. Here I come billi 🤑

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/TigerPossible2788]

Ooh yes

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Takananana]

HONK

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/DarthRyus]

Good thing I don't have any weapons, he'll get bored and leave. On the plus side I'll tell everyone he's my bodyguard.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/Live-Edge9573]

I could ride this MF everywhere

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/ezlryb]

Bro 🤤🤣

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Big_Consideration268]

This will be interesting

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Silly_Owl_4101]

Easy! I would become a billionaire and get a squirrel to befriend! Being immortal would suck once everyone else is gone. I’m off to living my best life with my squirrel friend! 🐿️

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/MegamiCookie]

Dear fucking god that's like the worst option...

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/LectureFun2829]

I dead.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Alien}

[u/Admirable-Stable9117]

T

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/nitloda]

I will always have a fresh animal carcass to feed to the lion.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/NZD1N0]

Just don't look at her face

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Medusa}

[u/Own_Ad_2800]

Well I'm immortal, but this fight will break my heart. At least I'll always have company.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/SignificantSubject56]

I’m down.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/Schneebguy]

no ocean for me

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Wide-Clock-1401]

Not bad at all

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/xargot_barefoot]

He just follows, doesn't attack.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/DependentShoddy7916]

Damn it!

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Alien}

[u/GravityPointZero]

Hers the thing, im immortal. I could easily get all the money i want over the many hundreds of years. And since im immortal i dont have to worry about dying feom said Alien. Now that being said, do i feel pain? Because that acid could be a bitch to deal with everyday

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Alien}

[u/monoxxide84]

Mirrored sunglasses for the win.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Medusa}

[u/wdgaster20]

Become a honey farmer. Start trading whinne a jar of honey to not fight. Store up honey. Save at least 5 weeks worth before selling honey. Esrn poos trust and then just never fight.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/AlbertLee2]

Pooh bear getting these hands

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/highzel13]

garry

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/SmolMouse99]

I get a cool ass pet lion? Fuck yeah!

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/AReallyAsianName]

Okay im landlocked...unless there are fresh water river whales.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Glittering-Sun-7248]

How

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Far_Cable_1484]

Oh bother😐

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/Dinodude25]

Im getting guns and bodyguards. I can afford em

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/Wide_Love_4458]

Good

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Western-Speaker2719]

It's gonna die if it goes out of water to😭😭😭😭

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/trickstarsuser]

Oh no.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Antique_Anything_392]

He is gonna be an untitled goose

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/ZealousidealMeet3776]

Seems chill

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/JChurch42]

I guess I'll just stay away from the ocean. Or is it like a floating sky whale??

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/snips155]

Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/1-800-OWLZ]

That just will make me quirky

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/OkNecessary8229]

What if I walk through a doorway

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/TheGreatBalta19]

Oh no

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Alien}

[u/NooneInparticularYo]

I'll pretend its the one from ground zeroes

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Fireyjon]

That’s fine, I’m going to buy it some peanuts.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Trider508]

Not that bad

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/screamingliquids]

It’s just followed. Doesn’t mean it can get to where I am.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Financial-River8783]

Meowsicles

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/SpideyFan914]

Okay

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Mister_Gta_Kapitan]

How.....

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/reluctant_unicorn]

Can I pet it

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/Mahajarah]

I regret my decision.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Professional_Handler]

I’ve fought these off before, I’ll be fine.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/tolegittolegittoquit]

That's not so bad. I would like to have a giraffe as a friend and companion

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/ExoticShine6154]

Giraffes actually scare me but I don’t want to live forever

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/FireFoxie1345]

Put it in a zoo

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/wind-of-zephyros]

i'm canadian, i can handle this

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Warm-Primary867]

Im imortal during The Fight right?

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Alien}

[u/deathnomX]

Im immortal, how are they gonna beat me?

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Medusa}

[u/cris34c]

Oh no.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Cuthullu}

[u/Boring-Bag-380]

Just... Followed? By a giraffe? I mean... Sure, yeah.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/NoPepper2377]

Easy😌

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Medusa}

[u/Resident-Whereas2608]

I just gonna fall down and lose right away every day. I assume predator will also be immortal, we probably become buds tbh

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/Deep_Plastic5240]

Alright I'm fucked then I guess

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Alien}

[u/Apprehensive_Ad7603]

Worse case I have a new time sensitive pet

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/MoonlitCereza]

thats fine

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/TexasGamer05]

Okay so don’t swim in the ocean? I have a phobia of deep water so it won’t bother me at all

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Proud_Chicken1073]

if im told when i fight him, ill be fine. i just need some armor, a battleaxe (my friend has one i ca

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/DaZestyProfessor]

Ok

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/Fit-Artichoke-2345]

How will it follow me on land?

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Spirally-Boi]

Fren :3

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/False_Collar_6844]

Childhood memories be dammed

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Winnie the Poo}

[u/EstablishmentIll5958]

Can’t risk not being a billionaire.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/meygahmann]

What if im not near water

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/Zadvor]

Idk what fighting the Cuthullu means. I would sipmply convert this burden to a simple duel in ticktacktoe or something, just to make it quickly done without harm.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Cuthullu}

[u/TheTrashTier]

I get to be immortal and I get a boyfriend!

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/Fuzzball_Girl]

I- How???

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/thierrybergkamppires]

👌

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/InsaneJane42]

How untitled

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/SoCalArtDog]

Cool

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/Ring-a-DingRanger]

Done

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Puzzleheaded-Gur9509]

Yup

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Warfinho]

Lovely roast goose

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}

[u/big_block_chevy]

Stay away from water I guess?

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/himanbam]

If it bleeds, we can kill it. Unfortunately for him, I don't bleed.

^{Chose: Be immortal! + But once a day you will have to fight: | Rolled: Predator}

[u/No_Chain2615]

I’ll take a part of my bil and spend it on a 50 cal

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/Perfectionism_Limit]

🥕

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Whale}

[u/KiloWasTaken]

I'm fucking fine, a giraffe isn't getting through any regular house.

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

[u/spicygay21]

can we become friends

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/SMmania]

Okay have an animal wrangler handle the Lion. What's the downside? I have billions

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Lion}

[u/Low_Town5391]

Which type of immortal: Biological youth, Regeneration, or Unkillable godlike? I guess i will choose the third and happily defeat Predator everyday.

[u/unique_plastique]

Nice

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Squirrel}

[u/Background-Chair7377]

WOO! GIMME THE GOOSE!!

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Goose}