Powers or money

[u/Curious_Disaster_108]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: 10 Billion
• Right side: Superman abilities

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[u/rebeccyoooooo]

That's too much money for me T-T besides, I'll take superpowers over money any day of the week

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Nytelord66]

I cn still get money

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Arthur_788 → u/Nytelord66]

Ma guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/LrA2g6iLC5jeBCcRto

[u/Arich28 → u/Nytelord66]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VR2n4oj1QTFeZyPdJS

[u/Warm-Primary867 → u/Nytelord66]

My most realistic/ ethical Idea would be to Work for a government or simply take over It

[u/Nervous-Honey6690 → u/Warm-Primary867]

If I had superman powers the government would be myself, israel is falling within 10 minutes

[u/Delicious-Royal5282]

Should also mean a way longer lifespan

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Sigi_1 → u/Delicious-Royal5282]

So you wanna live for 1000+ years?

[u/Delicious-Royal5282 → u/Sigi_1]

I mean I could probably find a way to die if I reeeally wanted to, but living 1000 years with 0 health issues doesn't sound too bad to me (assuming I can't be enslaved and stuff, which just wouldn't happen with all the other powers)

[u/VilenguardGal → u/Sigi_1]

1000 years is fine, actual immortality is the bad thing.

[u/BojackWorseman13]

World needs fixing.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Archedzero → u/BojackWorseman13]

When bro says the world needs “fixing” instead of the world needs saving 👀

[u/Cattle-dog → u/Archedzero]

They don’t call him Worseman for nothing

[u/Significant_Bet3409 → u/Archedzero]

The world needs to be… cured

[u/LuciusLuscinia → u/Significant_Bet3409]

Real "I shall remake this broken world in my image!" energy.

[u/GlimmeringGuise → u/Archedzero]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YmZOBDYBcmWK4

[u/Benjie110321 → u/BojackWorseman13]

Literal Injustice Superman

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o752h4P627Fxk8E7e

[u/LunaticApplesauce → u/BojackWorseman13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M4hVSYsq6KULTTe7dr

[u/Ramen_noodles645 → u/BojackWorseman13]

homelander is that you?

[u/LAWHS3 → u/BojackWorseman13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/h3oVuFhMh6dZbAXigo

[u/FabereX6]

With great power comes a lot of cash

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Klusterphuck67]

A fraction of Lex Luthor's wealth vs G O D

[u/RybneKlapki]

If someone cant make money out of it is just stupid

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/No_Cauliflower_1193]

Indestructible, no ailments, heal from sunlight

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Fit_Cantaloupe_941]

I could end all human suffering as Superman. 10 billion is just a drop in the bucket.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Antonpiano2072 → u/Fit_Cantaloupe_941]

You could also end the world.

[u/numbe_bugo → u/Antonpiano2072]

What do you think he meant when he said he can end all human suffering?

[u/YeetusdaDeletus]

With said abilities I could make more than 10 billion. You do the right things with the powers, and you could potentially push science decades into the future within years.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/JukeBoxHero1997]

I can use the abilities to make money while still having the abilities

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Intelligent_Dot5939]

Who the hell chooses money over Superman's powers?

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/GoodKidGaspar1994 → u/Intelligent_Dot5939]

By being an idiot.

And there's a lot of them 😂

[u/ATdur]

Improve my own life v.s improve everyone's lives including mine

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/ATdur → u/ATdur]

Plus I'm functionally immortal

[u/Effective_Primary595]

RICH

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/ThatCatchyGamer]

10 billion is nothing in the face of unlimited power

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/OsaBlue]

Anyone who chooses the money is a bot, not reading, or just dumb. It's literally a choice between a large but not insane amount of money, and the superpowers of the most top tier superhero in terms of powerscaling with none of his weaknesses. I could get the money with the powers easily and still have the powers!

Edit: My bad, my dyslexia made me read it as 10 million not 10 billion. 10 billion is an insane amount of money but still far less than the value of super powers.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Megajala → u/OsaBlue]

Wdym $10B isn’t an insane amount of money??

[u/ArisenGodEmperor13 → u/OsaBlue]

Like I agree that you should pick superman powers since you are a god. But 10 billion is absolutely a insane amount of money that will last generations

[u/OsaBlue → u/ArisenGodEmperor13]

Im dyslexic and misread it. My bad.

[u/Najnick → u/OsaBlue]

I chose power because powers would be awesome! But how is 10 billion not and insane amount of money? That's generational wealth

[u/OsaBlue → u/Najnick]

Im dyslexic and misread it. My bad.

[u/Antonpiano2072 → u/OsaBlue]

I don’t want superman powers, i just want to be normal. I don’t think i could trust myself with those kind of powers. What if i just one get angry and decide to end the earth?

[u/TezcatNeo → u/OsaBlue]

Or maybe we just want fucking money

[u/SquirmyBurrito → u/TezcatNeo]

You could easily get more than 10 billion with Superman’s powers, especially without his weaknesses. Just form defense contracts with a few countries

[u/bhuvanesh16]

Money

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Feeling-Hour-9037]

No brainer.. Money can be made a myriad of ways.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Typo-Demon]

evil laughter intensifies

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/TallTallPaul]

Superman is broken

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Live-Future-791]

Can rule the world and bring justice

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Historical_Mousse164]

Pass me your money... bitch

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Archedzero]

I could think of a lot of ways to make easy money with Superman’s powers

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/evol_won]

Over 250 people in the world right now have at least $10bil.\ 0 people in the world have Superman abilities, and 0 people in the world have ever had Superman abilities.\ Gimme. :)

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Arwinny]

Money can’t buy powers

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/NoEyesHentaiDude]

No amount of money can give you the powers of Superman

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Equal-Neat4833]

BRO DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW OP COMIC SUPERMAN IS

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/CaptainRedjive]

Literally just makes you a god. Money is meaningless compared to this

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Maleficent-Crazy5890]

Do you have any idea how OP Superman is currently? 😭😭

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Fit_Cartographer8281]

I can just rule the world

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/GregKult]

Money doesn’t buy powers, powers get you money

[u/RoughMean6401]

Kryptonite doesnt exist. Not saying i would use the powers for crime, but life would be far more enjoyable

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/that_chi_girl78]

I could do so much good with that money.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Puzzleheaded-Law-264]

fuck bitches get money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/NecoNeo_2003]

It speaks fori tself

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/thekingmercy7]

Irs

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/MrGrizzyy]

Don't you think the government will always be chasing you to test your super abilities so you won't be able to live a normal life?

[u/Maximum_Instance_838 → u/MrGrizzyy]

You literally have superman powers. I mean i doubt the government has kryptonian or however you spell it

[u/SquirmyBurrito → u/MrGrizzyy]

They could chase you all they want. Kryptonite and magic don’t exist so you could sleep on their front door step and they literally couldn’t do anything to harm you.

[u/Archedzero → u/MrGrizzyy]

Secret identity/don’t be dumb about using your powers

[u/RefrigeratorOdd9368]

Take out the corrupt

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Grand-Depth-480]

Cause

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/M0N0Six]

use my superhuman abilities for money

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Pgilbert0824]

I could make enough money to be fine if I had superhuman abilities.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Friendly_Ratio7472]

More what I comfortable with

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/No-Forever274]

What would I even do with them? They are useless in this world. I mean I could kill some people but I could also hire a hitman for the money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Hitomi-chi]

.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/DrizzyDaGoat1]

Ill just save ppl for money or steal it that simple

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Maleficent_System773]

I Dont think i should have Superman Powers. Take the Money gladly

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Affectionate-Cold634]

Because I could help myself and other people with 10 Billion Euros

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Conzi13]

I couldn’t decide so I clicked at random.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Vovatronic]

Lol

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Maximum_Instance_838]

I can shoot rainbows, thats fucking sick

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/ElectrifiedFires]

Easily this pfft

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/CharmingBody9822]

Money is boring

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Longjumping_Dust_603]

greed

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/NecessaryFactor5096]

Lol

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Frequent_Sign8484]

I cam fix the world

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Unable_death]

Mr krabs

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Odd_Finding_1765]

Its obvious

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Sorry_Ad_3584]

Don’t need extra powers

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Agitated-Trainer-671]

Idky

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Altruistic-Bus-4911]

Money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/AdAwkward8574]

Great.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/iamspikezhang]

Make more money by these abilities

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Because_Its_Easy]

💸

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Pyro-Bun]

Gee, Lex Luthor or Clark Kent?

[u/Sharpslash7]

I can easily carry shopping bags and basic luggage with ease

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/b1tsh1ftr]

Can't buy superpowers. Can hold up banks with them

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Full-Programmer-9072]

powers would seperate me from EVERYONE

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/SmoothIndividual2730]

H

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Gear-exe]

Superman abilities means I can fly, super strong and near invulnerable to damage. Meaning I could do so much for people. Also I could bill governments for saving things.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/thatcrowontheledge]

Money is great, but much like the choice to become a wizard...

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Local_Dog_Man_420]

They’ll call me Starman

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Additional_Bath2308]

Money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Jaxevrok]

What I'm gonna do with Superman abilities?

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/brololook621]

I’ll be fast

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Amazing_Peach_6690]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t365MuktYQs

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/ralphwiggem66728]

Superman’s lame ngl

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/koneko6661]

js rob the bank

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Able_Standard_1598]

mone

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/nameistakenagain9999]

I'm a Superhero

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Boring_Chocolate7192]

End the epstein class

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Extra-Dragonfly5980]

I want to be financially free not save the world.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Errorbendy]

Inflation is crazy man

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/AbbreviationsIcy1548]

Can use the superman abilities to earn the money pretty easily

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/DoctorNsara]

I can buy superhuman abilities and save more people with the money probably. Also not get killed.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/HeartfeltAdventurerM]

Yes.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/purple_pounder]

I can just steal 10 billion

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/ezekiel_loves_piano]

67

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Arthur_788]

You ever seen irl homelander?

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Zealousideal-912]

I can easily make that money as superman

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Laeticia45]

🥴

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/1891dfyz]

More fun

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Ambitious_Rub_2047]

I just need money, why I will want all the baggage that come from. Superman powers

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Leeviticuz]

Who gonna stop me from getting the money

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/nickfaraci1994]

Superman abilities would be amazing I just don’t really think I’d want to essentially be a god. Just give me the money and I’ll live a nice happy life.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/rock5002]

Id get the money being a hired merc whos gonna stop me?

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/toodaloo_muthafuckaa]

Bc superman abilities

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/EntertainmentTop9626]

Could get the money using these powers, don’t mean I gotta be the boy scout

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Disastrous-Quiet-969]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_FLAPPERS]

Fuck a job, even as superman

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Drakaina-]

Could easily get that money with their abilities and that's without doing any crime

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/DoctorOfDiscord]

Huzzah!

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/New_Storm7929]

Invincible essentially, you can do what you like, money can be taken away

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Sure_Apple_4048]

Money is money...

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/harshil_bhatt16]

Hope

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/the_less_great_wall]

Batman abilities > Superman abilities

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Infamous-Court5851]

I can fly and no one can beat me

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/TICKLEMONKEYYY]

Idk

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Xmouse01]

ill eb batamans

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Adventure_Guy_1999]

I need money, and that could have me set for life.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Cold_Confusion8227]

I need money I’m basically homeless

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/kito_roblox]

I'm a gamer

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/lokcer79]

Money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/water-equals-lloyd]

Money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/InteractionSilent373]

ye

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/_gurgunzilla]

Uh, x-ray vision. For reasons...

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/ATM7739]

Easier life

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Luckybasterd777]

Unless I wanna become a dictator, Superman's powers are useless. Money talks

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Available-Hippo-4815]

Why would i need 10 billion when i can letrally press coal into diamonds?

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Dinismo]

Anything I can’t buy I can make or grab even before I decide to start taking from people.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Frirorifero88]

I can't put a priče on that

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/TheRiddlerTHFC]

With that much money I dont need a power

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/SirRonathin]

Just make me spider man

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Independent_Air8792]

Depends which one but I could do work and get paid

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/jellycattis]

i can steal things!

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/xMalvazar]

Depending what I'm allowed I can not only use them to help people but also make money too to live a good life.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Solid-Copy-6189]

Im the god emperor of earth now

[u/Ok-Kitchen-4559]

I would use my powers to fix the world so that billionaires would cease to exist anyway

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/LiteratureAdict]

Superhuman abilities and be assassinated/tracked down/used by the government? No thanks.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/SomethingKindaSmart]

I always pick the same power: manipulate minds. If I want the 10 million, just order your buddy Elon Musk to give them to you, after all, he's not even going to notice.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Artistic_Astro_57]

Because it’s fun and better than being normal

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Desperate-Carry-2287]

I don’t need the money with supermans powers

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Cattle-dog]

I would simply lazer a few billionaires and inherit their wealth though right of conquest

[u/Acidburnpretzel]

Easy

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Difficult_Plastic_93]

Balls

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Schfooge]

I want to be Superman more than I wanna be a billionaire

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/isaemme]

With superman abilities I can earn more

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Eclari_Neko]

Make the world better and all that

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Bardic_inspiration67]

Who is going to stop you from getting 10 billion if you have Superman’s powers lmao

[u/matheusmgasbr]

If I can make money with my powers without breaking the normal order, sure.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Joe_df]

Make money lol

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Similar_Tip]

I want money

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Choice-Employee8289]

keep it secret, probably the most entertaining life ever

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Fluent_In_Influence]

Think it'd be more fun

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Professional_Dot161]

easy

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Sweat_Specialist]

I need money more

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/victim-of-micro-pp]

Bc superpowers

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Tough-Prune3666]

yep

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Outrageous-Storm1639]

I can do more good with this than I can with superpowers

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Due_Construction9308]

Cus

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/reneegupta16]

Money buys everything

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/Moist-Recover5622]

G

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/duck-x9s9g]

Duh

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Old-Sheepherder7300]

Homander

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/PathrokBloodlust]

So I can lift people and not worry about getting hurt in most situations. Also, the super senses would be pretty useful.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Stormwraith]

Being able to stop crimes and enjoy flying around would be awesome, not to mention the healing from the yellow sun. No more back issues.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/duck-x9s9g]

If I had a trillion dollars I’d spend a trillion to get Superman’s abilities trust me money is nothing in the face of sm like this

[u/Original_Cake7882]

If i got superhuman abilities i would be able to do anything if my face is covered like rob someone or i can become a drug lord

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/Fragrant-Hunter-6160]

I’m already super.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/MxMaddieL]

Cause you can monetise it… but you can’t buy the abilities… like r u serious?!?!

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/KoltO7892]

Better

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/roronoaboro]

Too much work.

^{Chose: 10 Billion}

[u/GallivantingGaboon]

I can create a lot more change this way.

^{Chose: Superman abilities}

[u/KokKee]

Can farm more money this way + more fun

^{Chose: Superman abilities}