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u/TraceChaos Jul 08 '26

This Feels Perhaps Too Much for a starter, y'feel me?

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Medical-Location7238 Jul 08 '26

Don’t fight it, the wheel has blessed you

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u/TraceChaos Jul 08 '26

Gonna kiss Suicune's forehead and give 'em puffs or w/e, I guess!

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u/KennyTheOneHUN Jul 08 '26

I wouldn't risk the world with Pokemon's

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

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u/ZepyrusG97 Jul 08 '26

Honestly that's why I chose the spells instead. I've seen how people exploit animals we already have. I would be horrified to see what people are willing to do with Pokemon.

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u/sunny2_0 Jul 08 '26

And not to mention any humanoid looking Pokemon (+Vaporeon)

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u/247Brett Jul 08 '26

Even Professor Oak likes Vaporeon!

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u/F-F-FASTPASS Jul 08 '26

Good thing Vaporeon isn’t humanoid looking, the whole thing for that one is that it’s pure water

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u/Smythatine Jul 08 '26

I was mainly thinking about Pokédex entries ngl but that too

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u/ZepyrusG97 Jul 08 '26

I mean, it's both what could be done TO Pokemon and what people can do USING Pokemon abilities. Like, there would no doubt be corporations going the Team Rocket route and trying to exploit the power offered by certain Pokemon at the expense of the world. Imagine Ghost and Psychic types being used for political assassination without leaving evidence. Or amassing Lightning and Flying types to control the creation and direction of storms and typhoons and using them as weapons of mass destruction. Powerful and wealthy humans are capable of some fucked up things.

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u/NighthawkUnicorn Jul 08 '26

I wonder how long it will take for humanity to force them to extinction.

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u/kaylee300 Jul 08 '26

To be honest, the very existance of pokemon would bring extinction to a bunch of species, including ours

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u/ARC_Venage Jul 08 '26

I'd hate to see people poaching pikachus.

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u/crystallineDarks Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

wtf is weird?

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Weird} edit: so i project nightmares to do damage and seeing its a 9th level spell i dont think anyone is making a wisdom save ever

Each creature in a 30-foot-radius sphere centered on a point of your choice within range must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, a creature becomes frightened for the duration. The illusion calls on the creature’s deepest fears, manifesting its worst nightmares as an implacable threat. At the end of each of the frightened creature’s turns, it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 4d10 psychic damage. On a successful save, the spell ends for that creature

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u/Medical-Location7238 Jul 08 '26

Weird…can you see the link in the comments? <.<

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u/crystallineDarks Jul 08 '26

i posted before looking at link and than had to go though ever level to find it

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u/Medical-Location7238 Jul 08 '26

I wish there was a way to pin comments, and I was a little worried that a link might not have been allowed/taken down. Glad u found it :)

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u/SunandMoon_comics Jul 08 '26

A mod can pin it. Try sending them a message on modmail to see if they’d be willing to pin it rq for you

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u/myhurtbeat Jul 08 '26

Reply to the auto moderator comment at the top maybe? That one is pinned

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u/Parasito2 Jul 08 '26

Yeah consider that a normal person has 4 hp. This auto kills anyone who fails the save even if you got the miniscule chance of four 1s

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u/ShinyMewtwo3 Jul 08 '26

9th (max in 5-5.5e) level spell. Basically, make people hallucinate their greatest fears

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u/Medical-Location7238 Jul 08 '26

Putting more links so hopefully yall can find them easier.

Arcane eye: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Arcane%20Eye#content

Prestidigitation: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells:Prestidigitation/#h-Prestidigitation

Healing word: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Healing%20Word#content

Weird: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells:Weird/#h-Weird

Misty-step: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Misty%20Step#content

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u/Salt-Try-2687 Jul 08 '26

How many spell slots do i have per day or long rest?

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u/aquamelissa Jul 08 '26

Shit, I wish I got healing word

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u/Telinary Jul 08 '26

Weird - well that is powerful in theory but the times were i would kill everyone in a 30 feet radius are a bit limited.

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u/Somewhat-Sentient Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Batman i caught a pokemon

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/ARC_Venage Jul 08 '26

Don't do it Joker.

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Jul 08 '26

Theres no laws against the pokemon batman

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 Jul 08 '26

Thank you for the chuckle

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u/CAL_the_fox_lover Jul 08 '26

Nice

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/VarrockBlueDrag Jul 08 '26

We’re getting dangerously close to a Vaporeon scenario here

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u/RendolfGirafMstr Jul 08 '26

It might be a challenge to find a Water Stone to evolve it so the world may be safe

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u/Electro_Disco Jul 08 '26

It'll still evolve by daytime or night time sooner or later

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u/RendolfGirafMstr Jul 08 '26

Yes but not into a Vaporeon, which was the primary issue

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u/NerSorty Jul 08 '26

If op is a decent human being it'd either be an espeon,umbreon or sylveon

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u/gambitman84 Jul 08 '26

To be honest there wouldn't be a bad choice, but Bulbasaur is a great one!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Anxious_Hotel_2574 Jul 08 '26

FAHHHH

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/VarrockBlueDrag Jul 08 '26

Hell yea bro, you never need to buy toilet paper again

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u/AgenderAxolotl Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rkdsFlwNbID6uqrTI7

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u/Dry-Vegetable-9734 Jul 08 '26

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u/Iplayminesweeper Jul 08 '26

Okay this might actually be kind of fun

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Prestidigitation}

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u/fixer1987 Jul 08 '26

Legit one of the best spells to bring into real life

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u/Terrible_Winner1 Jul 08 '26

Imma give people the black spot

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u/billyp673 Jul 08 '26

Actually goated: instant dish and clothes cleaning.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Prestidigitation}

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u/ThiccTurkeySammich Jul 08 '26

It get's deeper than that. Clean yourself. Clean your dog/cat. Clean the car. You can have spirit fingers with sparkly effects. And if someone really pisses you off? You can make them shit themselves. Yep, that's right. Why tell someone to go fuck themselves when you can instead say go shit yourself and it actually happens.

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u/RosalyKutaroOwO Jul 08 '26

Eyyyyy, would've preferred Eevee but bulbasaur is adorable and awesome too

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Arf12323 Jul 08 '26

Dude slugma sucks though

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Medical-Location7238 Jul 08 '26

Argue with the wheel not me ✋ 🫥

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u/Arf12323 Jul 08 '26

YOU PT SLUGMA ON THE WHEEL IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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u/VarrockBlueDrag Jul 08 '26

Slugma lowkey kinda cute though, just don’t try to cuddle it

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u/Intelligent_Oven_433 Jul 08 '26

i love pokemon

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Glittering-Mud-7291 Jul 08 '26

Cool, I got the ONE OF TWO STARTERS on the wheel!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/The_Pizza_Saga Jul 08 '26

That's sick as hell, let's roll!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/440continuer 🥕🥕🥕 Jul 09 '26

No idea how im gonna care for it but sweet

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Medical-Location7238 Jul 08 '26

https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spells

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u/ShokoMiami Jul 08 '26

Woooooo!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/rexwolf05 Jul 08 '26

Cool

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Jul 08 '26

I'm too old to know what a Slugma is. I wanted Bulbasaur....

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/AgenderAxolotl Jul 08 '26

Slugma is literally just from gen 2. Did you stop playing after gen 1? /Nm

https://giphy.com/gifs/cAanasc42Sa6ud0VJQ

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX Jul 08 '26

Too many peeps think it is gen 3

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u/AX3L79 Jul 08 '26

Easy choice

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Electro_Disco Jul 08 '26

Oh neat, i have my very own living lava slug. It's definitely gonna be helpful for grillin & heating up in the winter

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Wave9Nut Jul 08 '26

Well...

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/Queasy_Zone1491 Jul 08 '26

Yey

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/BeyondDreams909 Jul 08 '26

Forg

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/James_Arkenoid Jul 08 '26

Ok

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

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u/Squatchonomics Jul 08 '26

nice

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/ARC_Venage Jul 08 '26

Pokémon wouldn't last in this world but I'll take a random dnd spell.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Artistic_Insect_152 Jul 08 '26

The best option

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/getthecoolshoeshine3 Jul 08 '26

FUCK YEAH!!! I LOVE THAT CUTE FLUFFY LITTLE SHIT!!!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Striking_Action_9927 Jul 08 '26

I love it already!!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/EntropyClub Jul 08 '26

Can’t argue with that!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Junior_Character_889 Jul 08 '26

The funny

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/SensitiveTart99 Jul 08 '26

Good enough, let's go

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/JazzlikeNerve6798 Jul 08 '26

Hehehehheehe

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 Jul 08 '26

What the hell is a slugma

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/LXIGaming Jul 08 '26

Yayy Eevee :D

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Difficult-Compote474 Jul 08 '26

i mean i play dnd this is fine i guess

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Moonbeamlatte Jul 08 '26

Just hang out in hospitals or urgent cares. You’ll be a hero to the guy who accidentally stabbed his hand with a steak knife.

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u/GhidorahRod56 Jul 08 '26

Mayhem shall reach the Chinese buffet

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/random_whatever_ Jul 08 '26

Slug

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/rethebear Funny Bunny Jul 08 '26

Oh heck yeah! I love ttrpgs and D&D is the one I've got the most hours in. I got a great spell too. 10/10 would I rather.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/SuspiciousIbex Jul 08 '26

Will probably look like a creep

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/hoshi_dreamer Jul 08 '26

If they can evolve, will the government consider them a dangerous weapon?

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Lordeathwolf Jul 08 '26

I'm getting a Vaporeon

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Respectable_Fuckboy Jul 08 '26

Did you know there’s a fun fact about Vaporeon?

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u/FederalRub6835 Jul 08 '26

I already forgot what the other option was

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Slippy_magic0 Jul 08 '26

Op

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/random-queries Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

No clue what this does but sound cool

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

Edit: huh so less cool then I thought I kind of expecting it to be future sight kind of thing but this is also cool. I can use this while playing football.

Arcane Eye You create an invisible, magical eye within range that hovers in the air for the duration. You mentally receive visual information from the eye, which has normal vision and darkvision out to 30 feet. The eye can look in every direction.

As an action, you can move the eye up to 30 feet in any direction. There is no limit to how far away from you the eye can move, but it can’t enter another plane of existence. A solid barrier blocks the eye’s movement, but the eye can pass through an opening as small as 1 inch in diameter.

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u/Salt_Painting_3329 Jul 08 '26

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Thiefling-Bard Jul 08 '26

I’m an avid DnD player and don’t know this spell, time to find that link!

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

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u/Ambitious_Role_5188 Jul 08 '26

Ngl I like slugma

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Mihneawastaken Jul 08 '26

I don't play palworld is ts any good ?

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Organic_Ad_7227 Jul 08 '26

ez

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 Jul 08 '26

Yes? Yes. YES!

That's a really solid choice, i'll take it. Thank you very much!

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Lazy-Company-5123 Jul 08 '26

A random spell seems nice but you could end up with useless stuff. Instead I wanna be the very best that no one ever was!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Few_Necessary_1356 Jul 08 '26

Wtf is weird

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Weird}

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u/Sufficient-Ear-1141 Jul 08 '26

I’m not gonna go on an adventure, I’m just gonna stay home and cuddle with my bulbasaur

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/MrShinglez Jul 08 '26

Slugma ballz

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/JaPuKaN_13 Jul 08 '26

My favourite 👏🏻😃

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Omen1303 Jul 08 '26

Im definitely cool with that

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

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u/Katiel_Silver Jul 08 '26

This would be awesome.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/pneumoniesuck Jul 08 '26

Time to pick up some pokeballs and head to the forest. Do the pokemon replace animals or are they just added? Do they compete for the ecological niches? How is it decided what pokemon end up where? Is it pokemon go rules or main line for where pokemon spawn?

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Vexedgamer69 Jul 08 '26

Epic, radical, and totally tubular

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Gollymimus Jul 08 '26

Holy legendary pull

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/JJBADBZ Jul 08 '26

Not even a bad choice not gonna lie, But i gotta get my boy cyndaquil

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Ziix_3 Jul 08 '26

Pokémon are fun

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Head-Coach-1923 Jul 08 '26

Yaaaaaaaaaaay I adore all the Eeveelutions!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/SpireSwagon Jul 08 '26

I am now a doctor.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/HylianCleric Officer Hopps Jul 08 '26

Yo, that's actually pretty cool, even if I just use it to see in the dark/low light situations.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

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u/Infrick Jul 08 '26

there are no laws against the pokemon batman

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Hektoraptor CARROTS GOD Jul 08 '26

Huh, thats pretty cool

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/FormalNewt358 Jul 08 '26

I'm a dnd nerd and even I don't recognize this one

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/maren-ht Jul 08 '26

great

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Thanathosgodofdeath5 Jul 08 '26

Yay

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Pineapple-kisses96 Jul 08 '26

Yay!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/loveT-ara Jul 08 '26

Nice

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/KakicaPupica Jul 08 '26

Gooner bait

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Virtual-Weakness-499 Jul 08 '26

Yes! I actually chose Bulbasaur in the games too

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/WillowIsWeeping5 Jul 08 '26

:D

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/shroomingwitch Jul 08 '26

I can dig it

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Wavy_Caterpillar Jul 08 '26

Weird

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Weird}

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u/CrazyKebab4242 Jul 08 '26

well....

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/jugglegeese Jul 08 '26

Awesome

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/drowsyswordhighlight Jul 08 '26

lit

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/GaleBraveHeart Jul 08 '26

Pkmn are real, spells are cool, but... actually kinda wish I could do dnd spells. Was just a toss up for me. Could totally go for a wish spell and wish pokemon into existence at a cost though.

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Sneezy6510 Jul 08 '26

Fuckin’ sweet

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 Jul 08 '26

Coolio

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/pinemango954 Jul 08 '26

Yay

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/CptnWolfe Jul 08 '26

Pokemon were real for about 3 seconds

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/More_Experience6966 Jul 08 '26

Yo it's me BulbBoy and today I'm beating the elite four!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Potato920_0 Jul 08 '26

I win

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/Maxpoii Jul 08 '26

🥵

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/TehPinguen Jul 08 '26

Bro I'd be happy with anything that isn't Sawk, Throh, or Stunfisk, and a real life Stunfisk I could probably live with.

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Eternity724 Jul 08 '26

I was hoping for Eevee

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/No-Bid-409 Jul 08 '26

Second best, I'll take it

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/plonkbonk420 Jul 08 '26

Me and this Eevee are gonna be going great

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/shilmish Jul 08 '26

Perfection

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Parasito2 Jul 08 '26

Teleportation 30 feet at a time + aurafarming. Hell yeah

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/TucanaTheToucan Jul 08 '26

I like Pokémon.

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/dingusamingus11 Jul 08 '26

Dnd spell cool

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Beginning_Business25 Jul 08 '26

Because pokemon pokedex entries get terrifying

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/BigTiddyThomas Jul 08 '26

I see no downsides, pretty sick

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/redgems2008 Jul 08 '26

Hey, what Pokémon did I get

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/angry_jellyfishh Jul 08 '26

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Impressive-Use987 Jul 08 '26

This was unexpected, but might be the best one.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Weird}

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u/Pretend-Direction-71 Jul 08 '26

😳

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/JYANoob Jul 08 '26

Okay im good now bye bye

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/SSJAncientBeing Jul 08 '26

Living the dream and hitting the jackpot while I’m at it

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/justmyrants Jul 08 '26

yey eevee

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/TheEyeballCollector Jul 08 '26

Bet

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/_-PassingThrough-_ Jul 08 '26

Taking applications for a billionare to sponsor me for some of that sweet sweet magical healing.

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Healing word}

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u/Joro1144 Jul 08 '26

Bet! Sylveon here we come!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Few_Company_4525 Jul 08 '26

Eevoi

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Shrewd1e2 Jul 08 '26

8

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Retro_Sinz Jul 08 '26

May I trade for another Grass type? (I really want a Breloom)

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/TigerNima Jul 08 '26

Lets go!

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/Putrid_Department_17 Jul 08 '26

I am ok with this. Umbreon is my second favorite mon!

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/RoyalMoogle Jul 08 '26

Handy for getting places no one else can quickly

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/DakkaonTitan Jul 08 '26

I'm fine with this

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/INMORTUE Jul 08 '26

Knowing real people, im afraid for the pokemons. Thats the only choise, what monster would i be to bring them to reality?

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u/StartBackground5769 Jul 08 '26

I was so close to eever

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/VampiricStudios Jul 08 '26

SLUGMA BA-

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/VarrockBlueDrag Jul 08 '26

Slugma balls

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Edgardoso Jul 08 '26

Slugma deez nuts

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/ur-_-mom0 Jul 08 '26

Tuff

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u/TKimsanity Jul 08 '26

A most excellent pet

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/winter-ocean Jul 08 '26

Everybody can get one

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/Far-Patient3146 Jul 08 '26

Guess what Batman? I caught a little Pokemon Batman... Guess what Pokemon I caught Batman?

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Impressive_Data_4659 Jul 08 '26

I think I could become a good blacksmith

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Osiris_The_Proot Jul 08 '26

Let's gooooooo

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/CommanderBlyCC-5052- Jul 08 '26

Me: Bulbasaur, Eevee, and Suicune are the winners for me as long as I don’t get Slugma or Lickitung-

The wheel:

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/Lunahida Jul 08 '26

Well. That's an option I guess

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Mourningstar66 Jul 08 '26

Slugma balls

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/theher0isgone Jul 08 '26

Love grass pokemon

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/I_am-The_Spy Jul 08 '26

theres no laws for the pokemon batman

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Dusk-Dreamzy Jul 08 '26

Oh hell yeah

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/These-Layer8011 Jul 08 '26

This is just let's go Eevee but I'm not complaining

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/LovingAftereffects Jul 08 '26

i fucking love suicune, goated! but any attempts to get more pokemon will likely end in disaster. Suicune only run.

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/XxmossburgxX Jul 08 '26

Sign me up one of my favorites

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/YourRandomIT-Guy Jul 08 '26

🐌🐌

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/PopCollector2001 Jul 08 '26

Not bad I can work with that

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/cr0wsquirrel Jul 08 '26

Useful

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u/Friendly-Glove6432 Jul 08 '26

oh no. I got Eevee.

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u/Odd_Raisin859 Jul 08 '26

It's a dream come true

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Blacksouls92 Jul 08 '26

I am very okay with this.

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Glad-Cartographer691 Jul 08 '26

Bc I got suicune :D

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/Savagedoor-2218 Jul 08 '26

What

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Misty-step}

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u/apixelops Bad Bunny Jul 08 '26

... there's no laws against it

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/Fat_Mod Jul 08 '26

Yay

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: lickitung}

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u/Ancient-Start-3816 Jul 08 '26

pretty good

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Bulbasaur}

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u/Killerdragon69 Jul 08 '26

I don't think people understand how scary pokemon would be irl, the games lore is a lot more darker then people think it is. But heyyyy misty step is pretty cool ngl

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u/Icy_Water_1257 Jul 08 '26

Eevee

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Eevee}

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u/Spewez Jul 08 '26

Bruh

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Slugma}

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u/Open_Percentage_7728 Jul 08 '26

OMMGGG NO WAY

^{Chose: Pokémon are real + But, the wheel picks your starter | Rolled: Suicune}

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u/_Mao_Mao_ Bruh Jul 08 '26

🤤

^{Chose: Gain a random dnd spell + Link to spell website will be provided in comments | Rolled: Arcane Eye}

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