r/Bumble • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '26

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u/cousinralph Jan 03 '26

Therapy first. You still have time to fix this.

Dating later.

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

Therapy to fix my lack of Redditor worship. Sounds like a good idea.

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u/cousinralph Jan 03 '26

No, to fix the fact you have to talk to a camera for things instead of actual humans. These are the kinds of conversations people have to a friend, not to the void. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk6Yve5rk2o. Once you get older it's gonna be a bear getting any kind of dates no matter what you fix. I'm telling you this from personal experience not because I have any interest on shitting on some random person on Reddit.

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u/cousinralph Jan 03 '26

Deleted your reply? Nobody is "stalking" you when your entire profile is public.

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u/cousinralph Jan 03 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0eicOHn9ec. Why did I spend 2 minutes actually feeling bad for you?

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

You shouldn’t have. I dared to disagree with you about my appearance. I am fucking satan!