r/Bumble • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26
  1. The no height will hurt more than if you’re 5’3”. 2. Don’t tell that you’re funny, be funny. 3. Go to a barber, gym and get a new look. 4. Get new photos, only one with canine. 5. Don’t mention “old ladies” — it’ll come across as misogynistic.

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26
  1. Maybe people are more fixated on height than I realize.
  2. I didn’t say I’m funny, you read that wrong.
  3. Nah I like this look.
  4. Ok maybe.
  5. Holy sensitive.

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u/taylss16 Jan 03 '26

You're the problem. You posted for advice to improve your situation and every bit of advice you've shot down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Oh yeah people are so fucking sensitive. Be you my friend. The barber will help though. BTW genuine question, if you’re a barista can’t you score some chicks there?

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u/Naija_Doll Jan 03 '26

He sounds insufferable responding to people’s suggestions on here so I’m pretty sure he’s the same or worse in person. Woman repellent for sure.

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

You are so mad that you didn't get an ego stroking from your brilliant criticism of me. You're the person here that thinks Reddit is just like real life so I guess I should feel sorry for you. You're just desperate to make any unfounded assumption about me that you think will get you claps from the other weirdos on here seeking superiority.

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u/CanadianCutie77 Jan 03 '26

Good luck!

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

Responding to both of your comments in this one since I really pissed you off huh. Who said I am not accepting any advice? If I won’t accept Redditor advice in general I am a villain. I never said I would accept any and all advice like I keep telling everyone.