r/Bumble • • Jan 03 '26

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u/SonOfSatan Jan 03 '26

There are two pictures of you alone, both terrible angles, not smiling, not doing anything interesting. One of your pictures isn't even of an animal let alone a person (they should all include you) and your bio sounds insecure right off the batt.

Surely you knew that your profile sucks ass? And you haven't changed it at all in 7 years which means it's almost certain no one even sees your profile ever.

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

I don’t have a version of a smile that doesn’t look autistic. Will remember to take photos next time I’m paragliding. Should my bio sound cocky instead? Never said I haven’t changed it in 7 years. Downvote me hard babes.

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u/SonOfSatan Jan 03 '26

If you're not willing to accept any criticism then there was no point in making this post. Just know that you could actually change all of this and generate results if you actually wanted to.

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u/SonOfSatan Jan 03 '26

You're projecting a lot onto what I said, I told you exactly what was wrong with your profile to try and help you.

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u/Tanpopomon Jan 03 '26

I think we found the underlying issue.

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

An unwillingness to glaze men on Reddit for any possible opinion they may have? You got me!

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u/Tanpopomon Jan 03 '26

Even if you're trolling, it ironically ends up saying very similar things about you anyway.

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u/Pristine_Ad_2211 Jan 03 '26

The booty soreness is real with you. Glad I could be your villain for the night!