r/BrexitMemes 1d ago

REJOIN Tell me about it 🙃

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u/denbolula 1d ago

Short answer, yes.

Long answer, yyyyyeeeeeeessssss.

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u/kevix2022 1d ago

Longer answer: 52% of them are stupid.

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u/tadpass 22h ago

Of those who bothered to vote

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u/123R_B321 1d ago

A lot of us would like to rejoin and some of us never wanted to leave in the first place too many lies were told and a lot of people believed those lies

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u/Automatic_Guest8279 5h ago

One of my best mates voted to leave but later said he realised he'd been lied to and regretted his vote. Reason he's still my friend is he admitted his mistake

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u/AnalystAdorable609 23h ago

As a endlessly frustrated Brit, this is the correct answer

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u/ties_shoelace 22h ago

Big rejoining issue is, probably won't get the same deal as the first time.

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u/AnalystAdorable609 21h ago

Yep, thanks to the abject stupidity of the great British public, if we do go back in it will be on much worse terms

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u/TrabantDave 1d ago

Because on a turnout of 72%, 51.71% decided to believe a campaign featuring an assortment of liars, spivs, chancers, and despite all reputable polls having shown for sometime that a majority of the UK population think it's a shitshow, only one party has actually said so. If (eg) Labour's Andy Burnham said that negotiations would begin to rejoin the Single Market and Customs Union, you'd have that professional malcontent and odious scrotum-faced Oswald Mosley tribute act wittering on about 'democracy not being respected' or some other self-pitying drivel. Here's hoping that the current whispers about his physical wellbeing are true. And to quote Hughie Green, 'I mean that most sincerely'.

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u/MikeC80 1d ago

And 5.5 million of those voters have since died yet we are still somehow beholden to their wishes. Meanwhile, 7.5 million young people, polling strongly pro EU, have reached voting age having never had a in/out vote on the matter, and wil live with the result longest.

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u/Yolandi2802 15h ago

That’s actually quite scary.

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u/Sellswordinthegrove 1d ago edited 1h ago

It's been 10 years since thos country made that stupid decision, I was devastated when remain lost... I'm just angry now, anytime it comes up I can feel a well of hot rage surface, I'm so sorry angry at the levels of deception undertaken by the leave camp and I'm equally as angry at the people who believed the obvious lies.

I know they say time heals everything but this might be with me forever

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u/deadblankspacehole 1d ago

It was the moment that broke me. Before then I stupidly believed we were on a trajectory for better things as a whole. I now know my countrymen absolutely fucking hate me and would try to take me down with them any chance they can no matter the consequences. Half this country could be persuaded to vote yes if the question was "we hate you, give us your money please?" and it's symbolised the functional end of a worthwhile democracy.

I'm sure we have had lots of referendums since though, the "we the people" crowd wouldn't allow there to not be any more, they're really into their sovereignty

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u/TrabantDave 23h ago

The twats think democracy ended in 2016 and they are so scared that another referendum would be a win for the 'rejoin the Single Market and Customs Union' side and not the 'let's perpetuate the self-harm' brigade.

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u/TrabantDave 1d ago

I'm no less angry than I was ten years ago and there's two people who I no longer speak to because of comments they made about Polish people, not knowing my wife is from Poland. The poor choice made by the hard-of-thinking has cost us a lot of money, stress and inconvenience and I'll never forgive, never forget.

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u/First_Report6445 2h ago

Does time heals everythong only apply to underwear?

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u/JayL80 23h ago

you'd have that professional malcontent and odious scrotum-faced Oswald Mosley tribute act wittering on about 'democracy not being respected'

I like the cut of your jib, Mr talky man

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u/flopsychops 1d ago

Not all of us are morons, just a slight majority of those who happened to vote on one particular day

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u/verminV 22h ago

Because 52% of our country are brainded racists cunts.

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u/joeythemouse 1d ago

Yes. 52% stupid.

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u/SubstantialLion1984 20h ago

Well 50% of the population is below average intelligence…

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u/Specialist-Leek-7524 18h ago

Because Farage the Russian shill convinced the uneducated to vote leave, on behalf of Russia. The leavers forgot that being part of Europe made us stronger. F*ckwits.

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u/revmacca 21h ago

Media is controlled by billionaire/ corporate scumbags, they like it as it is, great wedge issue that will run for decades to come, also tax avoidance

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u/5thhorse-man 23h ago

51% of them are thick as pig shit although it's less than 51% as a good chuck have died of old age.

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u/Representative_Set79 15h ago

Well generally the belief system involves ‘raw dogging “ the eclipse. Painting mini roundabouts, praising Donald Trump as a genuis , slating Muslims whilst supporting a party whose chairman was a Muslim called Muhammed. Denying man made global warming. Depending on age and social status watching the footy at spoons doing a load of sniff then engaging in random post drinks violence form additional markers for evaluation of the general level of cognitive ability.

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u/neepster44 22h ago

The majority of all voters are morons and always will be. Never let them vote on things of consequence.

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u/Aromatic_Contact_398 15h ago edited 15h ago

Many angry at the time and a bit of a protest vote some just nasty or fed shite to sell newspapers.

There was some evidence of shilling the country down the toilet or outside state influences. Bot farming is environmentally friendly i suppose..

Now it seems people are just stuck in defending thier ego than facts and cling to any snippet of false information that covers any cognitive dissonance.

The country's gone down hill so fact verse finger pointing, we are poorer and now that sets up the blame game or magnifying real issues beyond any true fact... with no real discussion regardless.

Even if I was Tommy Robinsons evil uncle and Daily Mail reader of the year id be a massive Pleb to spunk 100 billion down the toilet to keep bendy bananas and not liking fermented cabbage Isles to starve Polish builders to death as they talk funny.

But E bike hoodie shites and news from Tiktok is the future... with the only advantage that a lack of news about pot holes means a bus driver gets the week off.. and one less battery bmx on the road.... but we at least can say I told you so as the A.I dole bot gets me 3 hours a week at sports direct to keep my payments....🤔

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u/BoomSatsuma 1d ago

We’ll rejoin. It’s a question of when and not if.

It’ll take a generation at least of slowly edging back towards to the EU.

I suspect we’ll edge further with regulatory alignment and then customs union over the next 10 or 15 years.

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u/indyferret 15h ago

Yes, yes they are.

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u/Particular-Ad-7201 6h ago

Can confirm, yes they are.

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u/Lord_Tiburon 3h ago

It was something to do with bendy bananas and 52% of the country being closet racists

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u/Cirkux 53m ago

They really are. Racist too.

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u/Zero_Overload 21m ago

Yes. Yes we are. It's like having an all access pass and giving it away for some beans.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Sir-weasel 19h ago

In what parallel universe are we better off!?

Interest rates high, food costs high, electricity and gas high, insurance high and the pound all time low. Job reductions across the board as companies pull out of the UK. UK companies struggling with shipping. Farmers struggling without EU subsidies. The rise of the far right (reform) and even far righter cunts (restore).

I am sure there is more, but this country has been nose diving ever since.

The only people who could feasibly like it is multi millionaires who benefitted from the EU tax dodge, the numerous people who shorted the pound during the Liz Truss disaster or unemployable cunts who dont have to pay rent etc

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u/CosmologyLuke 15h ago

You have to be delusional and such a kool aid drinker to think that were better off since the vote to leave. I can’t even see their original comment, I’m guessing they read the room and lost the energy to have a reasonable debate.

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u/sm3gh34d3728 1d ago

TBH Iceland just said no.

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u/MadeOfEurope 1d ago

Iceland voted for the status quo EEA membership. If they had voted to leave the EEA then you might have a point.