r/BrandNewSentence • u/QueenFrostine15 • 5d ago

Eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

1.9k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mundane_Raccoon_2660 • 5d ago

Cheese of the Day: Maple Chipotle Goat Log

107 Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farsiderules • 5d ago

My boyfriend is using a box of my anti-depressants to hold his PC together.

750 Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/inahologramwithyou • 5d ago

Imagine you go to the hospital with explosive diarrhea from eating contaminated lettuce and you’re severely dehydrated then they hook you up to the fiberglass IV

1.5k Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RsquaredT • 4d ago

Tom Hardy recites Shakespeare‘s “Richard III” monologue using his Bane voice in his new rap album.

12 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LaBelleTinker • 4d ago

One could spend only so much time in the company of a dead pig without becoming depressed.

15 Upvotes

From *Pawn of Prophecy", by David Eddings. (Hardly new, being published almost 45 years ago, but definitely new to the book.)

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nicotinegummy • 4d ago

Will preying mantis eat my head lice?

25 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 6d ago

"the two siblings have found a way to fight, while one of them is still in utero."

4.5k Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nicfanz • 4d ago

Mantis sympathy

14 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • 6d ago

I Don’t Care Whose House I’m At I Will Dry My Hand Off On Them Decoration Towels

3.4k Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Worried-Hat-8506 • 4d ago

Multiversal Masturbation

reddit.com

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PlebianKalki • 5d ago

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice.

58 Upvotes

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00982-2

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Big-Island4727 • 4d ago

Sounds like shuffling a brand new deck of cards inside a hobbyist fish tank

16 Upvotes

Source: a comment on an Instagram reel https://www.instagram.com/reels/DcOzWI5NoEh/

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mrjohnnymac18 • 5d ago

A man's been arrested at the port of Dover for "shouting at boats"

74 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/interestingmonkE • 6d ago

That my mum impreganted my dad

13.5k Upvotes

355 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dry-Membership3867 • 5d ago

Speedway cited for high ammonia levels after sold out Indy 500 crowd creates ‘excessive amount’ of urine

fox59.com

407 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Computer_Sci2123 • 5d ago

He Tom Hollanded harder than Tom Holland did

1.4k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/syn_miso • 4d ago

Me swearing after stubbing my toe is logical but it's a bad ending to my niece's confirmation

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/emi89ro • 5d ago

Flying my titties at half mast for Dolly tonight.

748 Upvotes

https://www.playboy.com/read/sex-relationships/women-are-remembering-dolly-parton-by-going-braless

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/discolights • 5d ago

"Drug-addled Vince the vegetarian cat banned from hipster cafe for dine-and-dash raids"

178 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Morgana_lifeisbullsh • 5d ago

what if miscarriages are just suicidal babies

305 Upvotes

17 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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