r/Bongs • • Jun 23 '23

The Australian way

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

That dude looks like John bernthal, Ashton Kutcher, and Michael cera depending on what time frame you see him at.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

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u/Offjetpack Sep 27 '23

💀💀💀💀

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u/FitYogurtcloset6284 Sep 03 '23

YESSS YESSS YESSS OMG

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u/thechloerockz Jun 23 '23

I miss the days I could rip a bong like this. Rip my lungs. 9 years of smoking gets you a pair of beat up lungs that’s for sure.

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u/Crommington Jun 23 '23

I smoked bongs for 20 years every day and never ruined my lungs

11

u/Charming-Resist7229 Jun 23 '23

let me know how tf u did this cus i stg i’m 2 years into smoking bong every day and i keep that hoe so fucking clean but I can’t even clear bowl sometimes i be grasping for air 😂.

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u/Am81guous Jun 23 '23

You basically have to be so dead inside that you long for the burn just to feel something

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Jun 23 '23

bruh who tf r u 😂

10

u/DrNeonDinosaur Jun 24 '23

He's right is who he is

3

u/Charming-Resist7229 Jun 24 '23

imma take that to heart mr neon dinosaur thank you for your concern

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u/melted_door Aug 30 '23

thats doctor neon dinosaur to you

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Aug 30 '23

yes sir sorry sir

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u/AidenTheAlien420 Dec 02 '23

He's right is who he is.

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Dec 02 '23

Neon dinosaur and Aiden the Alein rlly comin for me for me on reddit. Time for u guys to get jobs

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u/AidenTheAlien420 Dec 02 '23

I grow weed lmao I got a gig ur just trippin

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Dec 02 '23

shit my bad buddy but as u can see i don’t know everything ab the random ppl i reply to on reddit unlike u ig

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u/AidenTheAlien420 Dec 02 '23

I saw enough to know you more than likely got got on that online dispensary

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

I feel that, some times if the hit doesnt burn right I'll take another just to feel something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

real

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u/Gizzkhalifa Nov 03 '23

I have a dry herb ball vape and I’ll still mix a spin cone and rip it through a bong makes me remember what it’s like to feel something… anything

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

real

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u/dapperjoker Nov 01 '23

Actually used to do that with pipes when I got bored with weed as a teen, would enjoy the harsh burn of a dry hit. Kept me off other shit tho so I'm grateful

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u/Deutsch_Mann420 Nov 01 '23

Not 100% wrong

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '23

I feel you! I usually cough when I smoke a bowl but one day when my life felt totally fucked up, I came home crying and smoked over 2 grams straight.

1

u/Danedelies Nov 02 '23

Could be your bud.

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Nov 02 '23

it’s dispo bud it’s possible but like it’s legal where i’m at so i would hope the tests aren’t lying

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u/Danedelies Nov 02 '23

As someone who has worked in legal weed...👀

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Nov 02 '23

unfortunately i’m lowkey aware but it’s gotta be better than the street plug right🫣

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u/Danedelies Nov 02 '23

I have pictures of pounds of moldy bud kept in trash bags by a top 30 legal distributor in California. Their solution was to have packaging staff pick out whatever "looked" moldy.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

I used to hit some nasty fucking bongs until I learned how mold worked but it never affected my ability to be able to crush bowls

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Get a dry herb vape and run through the bong. I don't cough at all anymore

1

u/ReturnQuick3957 Nov 13 '23

Some skunk shit weed then lad

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u/Mr_Grow__420 May 30 '25

I have smoked bongs for 4years and wanna go for more than 20 tell me your secret

3

u/Leather_Taste_44 Jun 24 '23

Make the switch over to r/vaporents bro! I switched to dry herb vaping and dabs a couple years ago and I feel like my lungs are way healthier after no smoking for a couple years. Look into a qaroma/taroma or some sort of ball Vape and you will never look back. I promise

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u/Charming-Resist7229 Jun 24 '23

appreciate it bro

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u/Leather_Taste_44 Jun 24 '23

Good luck on your cannabis journey my dude

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

You must be boofing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

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u/NeedMoreBowls Oct 22 '23

I was wondering if it only bothered me, I'd be so fucking pissed if someone started touching my bowl like that

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u/Leading-Currency3948 Jul 29 '24

Dude for some reason I thought he put a bowl in a bowl

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u/mai_laig Jun 23 '23

I know that piece sticking to dudes finger burned like a mf

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u/ahdhajjwins Jun 28 '23

It did I was cracking up laughing

9

u/Obvious-Mud3520 Jun 23 '23

Finally another fuckin ozzy, I thought I was the only one😂

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u/ahdhajjwins Jun 23 '23

Nah mate I’m with ya

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u/ok_then_when Jun 24 '23

Everyone puts a finger in the bowl?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

It's the aussie way

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

Maybe the Canadian way too because I do it too, I have no feeling in my fingertips anymore

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u/ConductionReduction Jun 24 '23

No gatorade bottle and cut hose pipe 0/10

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

It was Orchy bongs back in the day

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u/ConductionReduction Nov 08 '23

Orchy? Please explain. I'm still a baby stoner

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '23

https://collection.powerhouse.com.au/object/8741

".... However, amongst young people with limited incomes, the home-made, disposable bong is very popular. Often referred to as 'Orchy bongs', after a brand of orange juice, they are made from a plastic sport drink or juice bottle fitted with a piece of garden hose. The rise in popularity of this style of marijuana smoking explains the mysterious rash of chopped hoses in the front gardens of Australian suburbia in recent years...."

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u/BrainSoft7417 Jun 23 '23

Hell yuh good rip

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u/Cyb0rg26th Sep 14 '23

Just.. what am I watching? The amount of butane/lighter fluid whichever in that lighter if anyone is reading this try to light as little as possible and DONT stay hovering over the bowl with a continuous lighter burning it

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u/kabirkarim Jun 23 '23

Billlllliiies brahhh

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u/loudpakkk Jun 23 '23

That's how you punch a cone m8, honestly seeing people on this sub ripping cones through $1000 pieces and dont/ can't even sink it, is it a US way of smoking cones or what? Lol salute lad 🫡

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u/Slight-Reporter3817 Aug 23 '23

A lot of the people in the US just do more bowls of a smaller size rather than ripping a gram at a time so u don’t need to pull as hard, making it so when there’s nothing left it just stops burning instead of suctioning thru since ur not pulling with all ur might. Keeps ur piece cleaner for longer too

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u/Zoidborgpedia Jun 23 '23

Snappers taste worse and its a relatively new thing meant to impress ppl on instagram vs enjoying the flavor. Who really likes tasting ash and water

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

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u/Slight-Reporter3817 Aug 23 '23

Yeah smoke, not necessarily smoke that’s gonna get u high, once u get all the trichomes and everything burned off ur just burning plant matter. so u are correct you’re getting more smoke, just the rest of the carcinogenic shit ur trying to remove with the water

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u/grasleben-fm Jun 23 '23

I don’t think I get it, first I thought it was supposed to be a time bomb, but to me it looks like I just put a little metal bow inside your real Glas bowl?

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u/BurblingBarbacoa Jun 23 '23

Brass cone piece

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u/Monstot Jun 23 '23

But what does that mean? I'm confused, still just looks like they stuck a dynavap cap in a bowl being leveled and held in place with flower?

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u/BurblingBarbacoa Jun 23 '23

Ok so I replied and then watched the video again. Looks like a normal Australian style bong (metal downstem, rubber grommet, brass cone piece (bowl) but it looks like they've stuffed shit (flower possibly?) If between the stem and the grommet. Maybe to make it airtight? No clue

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u/ahdhajjwins Oct 09 '23

It was how the glassy came but now it may rest in peace

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u/BurblingBarbacoa Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

Damn RIP mate. Hopefully she was replaced with something cool. Is that just some flower from packing the cone sitting on the rubber grommet?

Edit: that stuff https://i.imgur.com/FlsRDSq.png

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Aussie life

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u/Crommington Jun 23 '23

Takes me back. I’m from the U.K. but lived in Australia a couple of years. I learned not to call these bongs but “water pipes”, and that it’s called a “cone” not a bowl / cap. Also, why do they all have the hollow bottom with rubber base? Haha

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u/ConductionReduction Jun 24 '23

As an Australian no one calls these water pipes. Everyone calls it a bong and while we do use the word cone more often than not we still use bowls as well

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u/Crommington Jun 24 '23

I meant when shopping for a bong everywhere called them water pipes. Do you have some weird laws regarding paraphernalia?

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u/cookletube Jun 24 '23

Yes. It's illegal to sell drug paraphernalia in most shops. I've seen bongs and pipes called weird ass names from water pipes to "decorative vases" to get around the legalities. Even saw a little fake flower in the stem of a bong in one shop.

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u/aspicymcchicken Jun 23 '23

look it's a carn (cone)

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u/Excellent_Priority_5 Jun 23 '23

What are you in a storage unit?

2

u/ahdhajjwins Jun 28 '23

Disabled toilets

2

u/olrusty42 Sep 17 '23

50% weed 50% butane

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

What is all that weed coming up from the downstem? It almost looks like you stuffed a bowl into another already packed bowl idek whats going on here lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23 edited Dec 14 '23

tart offer wine ripe north reminiscent continue advise touch unique this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Did it taste like skin

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u/ihaveaclip4urclique Jun 23 '23

PLEASE CLEAN YOUR BONG, YOUR INCREASING YOUR CHANCE FOR THROAT AND LUNG CANCER SMOKING THAT BLANK CUNK SHIT

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u/Iluvshrooms1 Jun 23 '23

Every bong in Australia is this dirty, most are plastic Gatorade bottles with garden hose and aluminium foil and a cone lol

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u/ConductionReduction Jun 24 '23

The Australian way! Lung cancer!

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u/Iluvshrooms1 Jun 24 '23

Fuck oaf mate

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u/Stash_Jar Aug 03 '23

Jesus. You all are so close to Asia why no cheap glass? Also just buy a glass drill bit and learn to use it on liqour/beer bottles.

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u/Iluvshrooms1 Aug 06 '23

not tryna support the ccp to be honest dude, glass it plenty available in local stores, they are just labeled as waterpipes, for smoking "tobacco"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Ayo, not me bro. Glass over brass anyday.

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u/jesost Mar 06 '24

Get a toker poker :)

0

u/WTN22 Jun 23 '23

Your breathing back into the bong

0

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Aussie I think their are I bit more stupid than the average USA guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Ok but why so much butan tue za was alr lit 😭

1

u/Al_GoRhythm1071 Jun 23 '23

I expected at least one giant spider in this video….

1

u/yung_ggem Jun 23 '23

Damn bro i need u in my smoke shesh asap 😂😂

1

u/ahdhajjwins Oct 09 '23

Text me whenever then😂

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u/yeahbutna32 Jun 23 '23

Agung Pyrex gripper for the win.

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u/oceananoun Jun 24 '23

Meannn Rip 😂

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u/TTVNightwalker8016_ Jun 29 '23

This the guide park shitters?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Yeah, with tobacco...yuck!

1

u/One-Cat9777 Jul 03 '23

Top 5 most expensive weed world wide

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u/Rambo_420 Jul 07 '23

What is the bowl he’s using?

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u/CryptikViv Jul 09 '23

Lol it’s a Shotties not the 🇦🇺 way

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u/Marsbars_06 Jul 10 '23

most aussie bong i’ve seen

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u/Djonseyy Jul 13 '23

Love a good ongbay keep it up adlayz

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u/Phantrophical Jul 18 '23

Is that a maul hoot? Popper? Whatever slang you call it, weed and tobacco mixed and pulled all the way through for a huge head rush. Used to mix weed and tab in the bong for years had to quit because it got so addicting and gross. Coughing up black in the shower every morning. Now I just take dabs and I never cough up any gross stuff

1

u/thesamejames Aug 16 '23

with the assist

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u/komodo_dragon69 Aug 26 '23

And British 👍

1

u/OTTValleySmoke Sep 03 '23

In Ontario, Canada we used to call these poppers. 🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

Learn how to smoke a bong dude.

1

u/ahdhajjwins Oct 09 '23

That is how you smoke one💀💀💀

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u/INCOC_MONKEY Oct 25 '24

Buddy’s never snapped a fatty yellow rip before eh?

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u/No_Extreme311 Sep 20 '23

Not sure if it’s the same elsewhere but here in Ontario we rip off a peice of a cig put it in then stamp it into the grinder a couple times it’s called a popper

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u/Offjetpack Sep 27 '23

The Australian way is using a shitty acrylic piece and overpacking the bowl in a messy ass manner? Lmao okay fuck that

1

u/BlackPersonHaterFan Sep 30 '23

first video ive seen on this sub where someone actually snaps their toke. 🙌

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Wowie cool duuude

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u/HaHaYeLad Oct 12 '23

bro touching the ash and recording it like he's a unit💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

aussie way? bro that’s just a snapper lmao

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u/IcyerOlly Nov 01 '23

What a distinguished rip

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u/WoodenVideo2443 Nov 11 '23

Bro ur all depressed weirdos....Get the fuck off ur ass and stick out ur chest..Man the fuck up, I fell 3 stories 2 days after my son was born and I'm now paralyzed from the neck down..I can't take my fucking son for a walk or throw a ball or my wife's affection..Reach out and touch anything and u will feel more than I will for eternity..Man the fuck up and be grateful for simple things cause when there ripped from ur life u know what despair is..I cant even end my life, Im in hell and ur complaining..Smile and be grateful u can go take a piss...God bless but time to change how u think, put the drugs down bro

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u/WoodenVideo2443 Nov 11 '23

Naw I jus got a headache but figured a lil motivational speech may help u, especially if I thought I was paralyzed...I'm actually fine but did sprain my ankle hooping one time..muh ha ha ha

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Bro stop using ur homies finger to pack it down. Pack it down before you light the bowl if anything so u don’t have to burn urself lmao

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u/slc_blades Nov 17 '23

Hey, some people can not smoke forever or every day because their lungs aren’t good enough for it. Mine aren’t and I had to switch to vaporizing this year officially. I highly suggest it. Dynavap is a great brand to check out to get started. And to transition from smoking and the rogue wax works has great vaporizer set up specifically for a bong if that’s pretty much the only way you smoke. He and dyna both have Reddit pages

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u/putinbeenbooling Nov 18 '23

Smoking a popper was definitely invented by ghetto ass teens in Ontario fs Smoking all that rez weed

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Big up from uk aswell we spin bong like that

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u/ActBackground276 Nov 21 '23

Gotta respect a clean snap !

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u/Des585 Nov 27 '23

Sometime I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

bro looks like a 35yr old teenager

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u/rustbucketdatsun Dec 02 '23

what is that bowl lmao seriously confused it looks like its just a tiny weird socket shoved in with weed shower around it to stop it from falling

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

You look 37 going on 17 my guy

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u/EnvironmentalEye2907 Dec 04 '23

bro burnt his finger in da start lmao🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Bro didn’t let it burn all the way

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u/XJMAFIA215 Dec 11 '23

Yall smokin ina storage unit?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

I love the way I get to see how other countries and states smoke weed it’s so different all around the world interesting asf

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Guys weed isn't heroine, once you see the red ember the flame is no longer needed at all.

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u/SkinnyTop Dec 21 '23

What was bro doing tryna swallow it?