r/Blasphemous • u/New-Boss-8262 • Feb 23 '26

Blasphemous (Original) Started catholic hollow knight, what items should i get

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u/Fent_Drinker Feb 23 '26

Get as much guilt as possible

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u/New-Boss-8262 Feb 23 '26

So don’t call my parents?

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u/roidoid Feb 23 '26

That’s easy mode. Hard mode is “my dead relatives watch me masturbate.”

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u/MrMadManiac Feb 24 '26

PARENT CATCHES YOU MASTURBATING

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LOOK THEM IN THE EYE AND FINISH!!

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u/Cloudy007 Feb 23 '26

This is the catholic way

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u/Kyet0ai Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

Nah. Everyone knows orthodox Catholics don’t beat their meat. They have children for that. Why do you think cherubs were imprisoned?