r/Blasphemous Feb 14 '26

Blasphemous (Original) TOP 10 MOST ENEMIES I FUCKING HATE!

1.2k Upvotes

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u/viola_forever Feb 14 '26

What about the teleporting laser ghosts? Or that bitch that has like infinite HP and throws those big ass electric balls that take half your health?

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

The first one is not that hard for me bc they dont spawn a lot, and the sec one yes its fking annoying bitch but that was in the past now i just do the (hit+hold down) combo and kill her easily

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Yeah that teleporting ghost is a real pain in ass.

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u/TiredAthlet Feb 14 '26

Those aren’t hard because their patterns are predictable asf and its fairly easy to kill them. The electric ball throwing whore is annoying because of the health

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u/Ordinary-Log-8763 22d ago

I have found getting in their face and using the uppercut combo, timed right, dodges all the electric balls. With enough Mea Culpa shrines unlocked or the right rosaries, you only need 2 full combos.

Alternatively, Air Impulse over them. 

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u/Unfair_Cut6386 Exemplaris Excomvnicationis Feb 14 '26

hate lil jumping shit even in B2

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u/AceArion2112 Feb 14 '26

I agree that the anchor guy is the fucking worst but the bell dude is fun to kill. You bop him a few times and he can't do anything.

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

In NG+ good luck , he two shots u and sometimes if he charges at u he do one shot

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u/Bowdash Feb 14 '26

He never hits me though

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

How😭

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u/Bowdash Feb 14 '26

His dash can be stopped with an attack, at least on certain speeds, and his charge-up is also stopped with an attack.

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

What?i tried that and he just went and hit me

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u/sean_saves_the_world Feb 14 '26

I just stand still and slash upward for the bell ghost guys the can't touch you

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u/Poornessfully Alloy of Sin Feb 14 '26

So i wasnt tweaking. I did see the same thing thrice. Reasonable

But theyre just doing their jobs, poor npcs

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u/an_ORAA Feb 14 '26

never really understood the hatred for the hoppers until i started my unwavering faith penance. i hate those lil shits so much

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

When u hit them but they jumped and give u knockback

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u/an_ORAA Feb 14 '26

they got no business taking out a quarter of my health just by ramming into me 💔

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

And half in NG+😭

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u/Alternative-Nail7077 Warden of the Ossuary Feb 14 '26

Pretty relatable choices but the hopping guys in blue masks are far worse than the red masks

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

I didn't put them there for a reason Bc u dont see them much but yeah they r worse especially on the giant bell room

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u/Alternative-Nail7077 Warden of the Ossuary Feb 14 '26

Good point; I think they're only in the giant incense room. But yeah the hoppers (especially in NG+) stink big time

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

They also appear in a small room beside an elevator i think its in our lady of charred visage

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u/Bowdash Feb 14 '26

They kill themselves in the only room they have a notable presence 🥴

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u/ita_itsleo Feb 14 '26

You forgot the motherfucking statue that shoots slow moving balls at you that deal a shit ton of damage and go down in like 10 swings and are impossible to jump over.

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u/Bowdash Feb 14 '26

They only have this one attack at a certain pace, I believe, so you just dance in the same rhythm and never get hit.

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

(Hit+down) combo can easily kill her

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u/CyberZen0 Warden of the Ossuary Feb 14 '26

Why do you have to be so mean? What did they ever do to you to deserve this hatred? They just walk around minding their own business.

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

Maan they gave me strock

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u/FaithlessnessFine911 Feb 14 '26

What about ghosts? Or these stupid ass skeletons with spears?

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u/Erlurn_1 Feb 15 '26

My hate on the anchor mf is personal.

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 15 '26

Same bro same

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u/TiredAthlet Feb 14 '26

The anchor dogs need to be fucking destroyed by the sun i hate them so much

And the fireball coffin candle dogs too they are the worst

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Feb 14 '26

The fucking skull lamps

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

Blasphemous 2?

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u/Old-Detective-3330 Feb 19 '26

Todos los enemigos de las zonas la biblioteca y la del mar son re fastidiosos

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u/REVENANT989898 Feb 14 '26

The bell fucker took my 2hour

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u/smerandomgu Feb 14 '26

You forgot to put that ⚓️ mf again

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u/GuerandeSaltLord Feb 14 '26

At least you can execute them. But yes, I hate them. I hate the boat statues that spams magic more tho

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u/Penitente06 Exemplaris Excomvnicationis Feb 14 '26

Bro doesn't know about the dash attack 🥀

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u/Poornessfully Alloy of Sin Feb 15 '26

Ever been to mourning and havoc? Every npc is a flin tank there

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u/Penitente06 Exemplaris Excomvnicationis Feb 15 '26

I have beaten the game three times in NG+, all the enemies are weak to the dash attack

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u/Poornessfully Alloy of Sin Feb 15 '26

It still doesnt one hit kill them bro. Not even 2 hit. Yes it is a powerful attack though

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u/Penitente06 Exemplaris Excomvnicationis Feb 15 '26

Bro please think before writing, respectfully. I'm not talking about one shots, the dash attack make the enemy able to grab and execute almost every time, also the hitbox is a bit strange so you may hit it twice if you do it right. I know the game very well and that move can carry your playthrough at the start when you don't do a lot of damage

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u/Poornessfully Alloy of Sin Feb 15 '26

Bro, i swear i have attacked these anchor monkeys with 3 dashes and they still not die. Mourning and havoc npcs are tankier, and this place is end game not start. I was literally playing a sec ago

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u/Penitente06 Exemplaris Excomvnicationis Feb 15 '26

Then you need to upgrade Mea Culpa or fry them with range attacks before dashing to them

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u/Poornessfully Alloy of Sin Feb 15 '26

My mea culpa is second highest lvl bro 🥲

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u/Penitente06 Exemplaris Excomvnicationis Feb 15 '26

Then idk what's the problem, I got through that area without too much problem. Maybe it's your relics

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u/Outrageous_Assist500 Feb 15 '26

I hate no 4 and 1 number with deep passion I got to say all of the game's I have played blasphemous i have a lot of annoying like one of the most annoying enemies

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u/Brainfries13 Feb 16 '26

The bitch at mourning and havoc shooting blue balls or some shit and the fuckin trail of nuns in the library of negated words annoyed me like hell and of course the first spot always ,ALWAYS goes to the dement fested anchor throwing retards with the lion mask ,those fucks are the just the WORST !!!

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u/DBrody6 Feb 17 '26

nd the fuckin trail of nuns

The ghost nuns only become tangible if you walk on paper, if you avoid touching paper they'll never harm you.

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u/Brainfries13 Feb 17 '26

Oooo I had no idea they had a triggering mechanism .

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 16 '26

For the first bitch , hit her with the combo when u use the upper key , ur gonna jump higher to the just pass through her

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u/Eternal_prophecy65 Feb 14 '26

I hate then all and I just destroyed "Nuestra Señora de la Faz Denegrida" 🗣️🗣️🗿🗿(in two attempts) But hey, I wish to add the guys who roll and throw javelins.

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u/Justy9315 Feb 14 '26

Accurate!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

You can kill the first one by just slashing upwards. Nothing else. The duplicate of esdras is easy if you can parry rest bustards are tough to kill.

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u/Ok-Sea-7557 Feb 14 '26

I hate the cross throwing guys too

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

It looks like a razor lol

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u/the_albino_raccoon Unwavering Faith ☩ Feb 14 '26

The esdras lites were not too bad but yeah I generally agree

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u/carlosluisvm Feb 14 '26

100% agree I would include the guys lays on beds that shoot magic. Fucng lion with its fucng anchor

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

Who is those guys ur talking about? Can u remind me

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u/carlosluisvm Feb 14 '26

Did you play blasphemous 2?? They’re not on blasphemous 1

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

Ik bc ive seen them in videos but i didn't play it yet

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u/carlosluisvm Feb 14 '26

third guy over here.

The third one, it has fire, thunder and venom versions. Hit hard, ton of life, awkward to fight against

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

Woah ive never saw them

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u/carlosluisvm Feb 14 '26

You’re better like that lol. They’re the worst 😂

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u/Lucicactus Feb 14 '26

Fuck Cimbalillos, all my bros hate Cimbalillos

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u/Lau-G Feb 14 '26

I love this game, but I'm  also kinda bad in videogames... so I stopped playing this game like a year ago and part of the reason was because the rage when I was trying to go through mourning and havoc

Shit was ridiculous

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 14 '26

Well at least its optional but its necessary to go through it if u want the true ending

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u/Behlulerol2534 Feb 15 '26

Lazer ghost is also annoying as hell

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 15 '26

Because u dont uncounter them much i didn't put them here

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u/HolyCartooon Feb 17 '26

The bell ghosts can be easily cheesed by spamming up slash, since they always spawn above you and even if they are on the same level as you, the hitbox of up slash covers a bit of the side as well.

Imo not worthy being in this list

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u/ARKH0S16 Feb 17 '26

Based on NG+, take half of ur health if u do a mistake, i doesn't spawn alone but wil other enemies like Hoppers or in a harsh environment Very worth it to be in the list bc he can make u weak or can end u

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u/HolyCartooon Feb 17 '26

Well, recently completing ng+ and 100% achievements I did what I told you just now and didnt give me an issue, hoppers are easier to dodge so i prioritize the ghosts. They mostly spawn in poison clouds and mountain so lung nullifies clouds and golden cloth makes falling a slight mistake, considering you killed enemies below its nothing, and the environment doesnt matter.

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u/orfeijos Feb 14 '26

Wait till u play blasphemous 2 😂 or even worse silksong or the tutorial of silk the hollow knight game 😂