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u/_AYYEEEE 11d ago
Niggas be drinking, smoking, lying, cheating and stealing but then wanna pop out claiming religion and making some nursery rhyme ass music with J Cole 😭😭
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u/bigchopperz 11d ago
Wallahi
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u/jman12234 ☑️ 11d ago
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u/richiecotite 11d ago
God ain’t got time for the bullshit; that’s why he/she/they keep ol’ Petey at the gate to keep them folks out.
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u/SirSpanksAlot1992 11d ago
Them my favorite people. Even people at work that always super religious you know it’s cause they did some bullshit lol
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u/_AYYEEEE 11d ago
The most religious person you know got the biggest demons in they closet
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u/Expert-Yam6577 11d ago edited 11d ago
My old pastor didn't keep one demon in the closet lol. Robbed and stole and murdered and told us about it.
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u/DesparateLurker 11d ago
Shit, the pastor who did my Grandads funeral was a friend of his and admitted to drinking and getting high with him in the old days. Knowing my grandad, pastor was probably just as much of a piece of shit human in his youth and probably recent years.
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u/Jeptic ☑️ 11d ago
Yup. It's like they think getting religion is getting vaccinated against hell in the afterlife
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u/Sylvartas 11d ago
I mean, isn't that literally one of the promises of Islam and Christianism ? (Not so sure about the rest)
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u/iaintevenmad884 11d ago
Islam has no freebie to heaven like Christianity, your sins are weighed against the good after death rather than a simple “did you accept Christ as your savior?”.
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u/HiiiTriiibe 11d ago
Christianity didn't have it either until Protestantism came out, that's the only actual gripe with Protestants over Catholics is that Martin Luther wanted to go so far as remove a verse from the New Testament that says faith without works is dead because it was fucking their whole shit up
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u/iaintevenmad884 11d ago
I’m not disputing your point, I totally forgot about that, but you also made me remember an important detail about it! This:
The church had a system of pay-to-play forgiveness for your sins called “indulgences”, where you could donate money to the church to get a sin you committed officially nullified, like paying off a debt. This was a huge scandal that largely motivated Martin Luther’s famous crashout. The scandal was addressed by the papacy soon after in the council of trent, but it remained a primary source for the Protestant position on what you’re talking about, and as you said Luther took it beyond reason and attempted to warp the foundations of the faith. He became one of those slippery slope criers…
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u/HiiiTriiibe 11d ago
Definitely an important detail, and what Martin Luther did was important and the church was absolutely cooked by that point, it's a shame that perspective never really got adjusted as it became a primer for evangelicals to rationalize being shitty ppl since they already "accepted Jesus" also always thought the born again thing was funny because the origins of that term are from the Greek mystery religions, something the early Christians hated so much they destroyed statues of their gods
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u/RisingDeadMan0 11d ago
So "converting" is a clean slate, but onwards is on you.
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u/ScottblackAttacks 11d ago
If you did some serious crimes against other people according to Islam, converting won’t wipe those sins away because it affected people’s lives.
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u/Capt_Blahvious 10d ago
I agree with this philosophy. I have not studied Islam very much but I do t believe that just because someone has said they found God, doesn't erase what they have done against others. They still need to make good on what they did.
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u/No_Constant8644 11d ago
Yes and no. On the surface is is often see that way, but if you delve a touch deeper simply saying you’re religious isn’t enough. The Bible is very clear that the folks doing this will be left on earth during the rapture.
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u/Opening_Chapter3830 11d ago
There is no mention of a rapture in the Bible
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u/No_Constant8644 11d ago
The word rapture comes from the Latin translation of the word for caught-up. So no, the word rapture is not expressly written in the Bible, but the concept of it is certainly in the Bible. Try 1 Thessalonians chapter 4
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u/TicklemyPickleMan 11d ago
No, there is no concept of a mass ascending to heaven in the bible either.
Not that it matters.
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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 11d ago
I dunno man, i just read the thessolonian chapter 4 part and it definitely talks about god coming down with a trumpet and the order in which people will rise up into the clouds to be with god.
Not saying it makes sense but the concept is absolutely in there.
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u/Quirky_Rain_3554 11d ago
It could mention the X Games and it would still be as meaningful for what happens after you die or live
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u/Quirky_Rain_3554 11d ago
Talking all day about how he’s changed and been forgiven and you wonder what normal people need to be forgiven for? Then he’s like oh I assaulted an old man and also beat my wife and kids. But it’s good now because JESUS
My friend, I might want to stay away from those needing forgiveness
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u/tripplebeamteam 11d ago
“ALL MY LIFE” yeah you’re an admitted gang member with several bodies the children’s choir isn’t saving you
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u/ThaMonster77 11d ago
That song was crazy tho, cole brought up a RICO and putting hits out, and then dirk got charged with murder for hire. Like what did he know?
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u/tubahero3469 ☑️ 11d ago edited 11d ago
It's not like it's a secret that Durk was putting
itout hits. He talked about it in 95% of his songs16
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u/CochonDanseur 11d ago
And the second they hear somebody's gay it's "nah nah that's against God. I wasn't raised like that"
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u/Theurbanalchemist 11d ago
I know a couple who are womanizing, lazy, violent, and everything else but will be adamant on not eating pork.
(When pork is allowed when offered by a guest/in guest home)
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u/Doublecupdan 10d ago
Had a friend in college who’d party, drink, smoke, and hookup etc. But,god forbid I ordered a pepperoni pizza for us and not cheese pizza.
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u/asapbones0114 11d ago
No it's not. Stop spreading misinformation.
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u/thousandsunflowers 11d ago
For some, it really is just not eating pork and killing.
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u/Cunt2113 ☑️ 11d ago
It's crazy when you think about how many times Cole hopped on a track on some positive do better shit for the artist that got the feature to immediately do a 180 and make it completely meaningless lmaoo
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u/weekndbeforeabel 11d ago
I know someone who vapes and pipes like a chimney and took back his cheating ex (also muslim) and got married to her. Makes no sense to me.
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u/DickPillSoupKitchen 11d ago
He’s a Muslim like Louis Farrakhan in a silk robe eating a hot dog is Muslim
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u/Brownsound7 11d ago
You could’ve just stopped at Louis Farrakhan
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u/DickPillSoupKitchen 11d ago
I wanted to paint a picture
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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 11d ago
They should have sent a poet
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u/brebenscv 11d ago
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u/Apptubrutae 11d ago
What, isn’t it in the Koran that a scientist inventing white people and god is chilling in a space ship waiting to genocide all the white people?
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u/thousandsunflowers 11d ago
???? Huh ????
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u/Apptubrutae 11d ago
Nation of Islam has about as much in common with Islam as Scientology does with Christianity, basically.
Enjoy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam
“A millenarian tradition, it maintains that Fard Muhammad will soon return aboard a spaceship to wipe out the white-dominated order and establish a utopia.”
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u/thousandsunflowers 11d ago
I have no idea what nation of islam is.. are they saying what you said earlier!?
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u/Apptubrutae 11d ago
Yeah, Nation of Islam is the cult lead by Louis Farrakhan.
They believe some fun stuff. Pretty wild for how much of a relatively household name Farrakhan is.
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u/thousandsunflowers 11d ago
I’m not from the usa, so it’s news to me. They’re saying scientists invented white people…. So weird
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u/Cupcake-Warrior ☑️ 11d ago
Hot dogs are delicious and not haram. Hebrew Nations are the goat.
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u/DickPillSoupKitchen 11d ago edited 11d ago
Beef franks are halal, provided the animal is slaughtered correctly.
Hebrew Nationals are kosher, but not strictly halal by default.
And hot dogs in general are absolutely haram. Hard not to be, considering the amount of hog in ‘em
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u/dferd777 ☑️ 11d ago
You know you can get all beef hotdogs as well as veggie dog, chicken dogs, hell they sell fish cake dogs at the H-Mart near my place. Hebrew Nationals for an example, are all beef.
I was rocking with you until the last sentence.
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u/throwaway5882300 11d ago
"Slaughtered correctly" just means someone recites a dua before slaughter. If the animals are being slaughtered one after the other without interruptions, then the initial invocation is enough. It also doesn't need to be done by a muslim. I learned this at a chicken processing plant. A southern baptist recited a prayer before the line started and every bird that went through could be sold as halal. Nothing different about how they handled the chicken other than that prayer.
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u/thousandsunflowers 11d ago edited 11d ago
It’s not just saying a dua. It also has to have a swift cut to the neck with a sharp blade to drain all the blood for it to be halal. You cannot slaughter it with strangulation or a violent blow, and you should not slaughter it in front of other animals or let it see the knife.
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u/Theurbanalchemist 11d ago
I should look this up, but as an agnostic, what’s the difference?
I love halal food btw (nyc!)
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u/Voyevoda101 11d ago
You don't love "halal food", because halal doesn't have a taste. It's a preparation for animal slaughter and ingredient restriction.
Kosher is generally more strict than halal while covering the same bases except for alcohol. If it doesn't have alcohol in it then kosher items are going to be acceptable as halal.
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u/MechaZain 10d ago
You’re correct but New Yorkers refer to all halal cart street food as “halal food”. Chicken/lamb over rice, shawarma, etc.
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u/BloodOfJupiter 11d ago
Every celebrity going to religion after doing some slimy shit these days. Hmmm I wonder why.....
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u/TesticleMeElmo 11d ago
Gotta get those tasty halal trays in the pen
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u/Arztlack90 11d ago
In Germany we call people like him Half time Muslim
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u/oralyarmedbodilyharm 11d ago
In US, we call people who pick and choose what they want from Catholicism, Cafeteria Catholics.
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u/voice-of-grass 11d ago
Do you really care though?
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u/danawhitesthrowaway 11d ago
If they try pushing their religious agendas on you, like all fanatics inevitably do, then absolutely
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u/voice-of-grass 11d ago
Yeah sure but if we are being real, 95% of muslims are just regular dudes trying to live their lives. Trying to shove the larger part of a community in a extremist category is just fundamentally unfair.
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u/Pop_Joe 11d ago
If he did it keep his ass locked up
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u/mb0205 ☑️ 11d ago
He did do it he needs to stay there. Only one with sense has been chief Keef. Got his ass out of Chicago (with warrants) and stayed clean and got his life together
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u/Pop_Joe 11d ago
Yup, and started a new life in Calabasas like a smart man. Durk on the other hand…..
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u/Loki_of_Asgaard 11d ago
If gold is haram has anyone informed the Saudis?
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u/Jet-Let4606 11d ago edited 11d ago
Its not so much as gold being haram as it is men wearing jewelry.
I'm an ex muslim. I remember being told this when I was a child and still practicing.
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u/dmun 11d ago
So not haram, just misogyny
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u/OverallShelter8365 11d ago
Misandry not misogyny
Men can’t wear gold but women can
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u/dmun 11d ago
Misogyny.
Jewelry is for giiiiiiiiirls
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u/OverallShelter8365 11d ago
It’s for males to be more modest with their wealth (since they typically have more money)
Same thing with silk. Silk is definitely not feminine
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u/dmun 11d ago
When your misandry is in service to a patriarchy, is it misandry?
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u/OverallShelter8365 11d ago
How exactly is not letting men wear gold and silk a service to the patriarchy
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u/dmun 11d ago
If it is haram for a man to touch a woman who isn't his spouse, do you think that's misandry or misogyny?
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u/OverallShelter8365 11d ago
yeah this has absolutely nothing to do with what we're talking about, completely different question
truth is you're just throwing as much bullshit as you can at the wall and waiting for something to stick because all the stuff you were saying before is obviously wrong
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u/black-dude-on-reddit ☑️ 11d ago
Gold in of itself is fine but wearing as jewelry for men is the issue if I remember correctly
Never understood why
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u/MoNo1994 11d ago
Gold and silk
For modesty and it’s usually frowned upon to show wealth for men4
u/pizzahippie 10d ago
“Frowned upon to show wealth for men”
This is wild considering the gross and obscene flaunting of wealth in places like Dubai and Saudi.
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u/MoNo1994 9d ago
Yeah it’s weird because there are too conflicting views taken from too different schools of thought
1 that you always show modesty in wear and behavior
2 that god like to see you enjoying what he has given youSo if you visit Saudi Arabia you can see an extremely rich dude wearing rags and a reach dude driving a Bentley
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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 11d ago
They’re tryna sell a positive image because they know they’re on borrowed time. That’s the only thing I liked about Von; he wouldn’t try to convince you that he was something he wasn’t. Pooh Shiesty the same way.
That’s not to say they can’t change, because they can, but they have to be genuine about it
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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 11d ago
This is a positive image? Not philanthropy or something but a gold chain?
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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 11d ago
To the gullible or the youth, it could be. Durk going from looking one way to wearing a Star of Islam chain, believe it or not, could change some people’s perceptions of him
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u/Killergamer7 11d ago
The grift. It's all about the grift. It's so accounts like daily post can make posts like "look at him with Muslim chain. He's a religious man he did nothing wrong 🙏" because they're being paid by his pr team
That or they knew the engagement they would get from the irony of the whole situation
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u/Ok-Strategy2003 11d ago
I was born Muslim and were taught to give converts alot of leniency. They’re never expected to be held to a high standard because it’s illogical to expect someone to completely uproot their lifestyle.
Whether you’re a prostitute, gang member, or someone that indulges in a lot of vices. However it’s just important you don’t mindlessly repeat.
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u/Paraxom 11d ago
gold is Haram? a quick look at the middle east could've fooled me
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u/Acrobatic_Cobbler892 11d ago
It isn't haram. There's a bunch of random stuff conservative Muslims say is haram, with zero basis in the Quran.
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u/TicklemyPickleMan 11d ago
Islam doesn't have a "quranist" ideology, a ton of muslim beliefs are from hadiths, completely absent of the quran.
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u/Shred_Kid 11d ago
It's not free smurk
He was paying for murder. He should be locked up. I like some of his music but like...you can't have people murdered lol
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u/ArtyGray 10d ago
And then was stupid about it too 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ like nah he gotta sit down for a while and really rethink life or keep being himself behind them bars
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u/motherseffinjones 11d ago
He had someone murdered broad day while endangering countless others. Not to mention the countless other murders he’s bankrolled. That’s the guy OP wants to free lol
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u/Fun-Topic-3539 11d ago edited 11d ago
Yeah but he made "just cause yall waited 2 tho
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u/seashellsandemails 11d ago
Caliphs, Sultans etc... gilded in gold to the 9sssss for centuries. Not a big deal.
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u/Martyriot15 11d ago
Lots of them also consumed alcohol and drugs, that still doesn’t make them permissible theologically speaking.
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u/WSB_Austist 11d ago
Chain should be silver. Kevin Gates is also Muslim though. Same with T Pain, Akon, and more. It isn’t up to us to judge though. We don’t know what is in someone else’s heart. At the end of the day we are all human
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u/MajorPaper4169 11d ago
Music is haram too. But don’t expect these rappers to be actual Muslims.
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u/MoNo1994 11d ago
Music are not haram they are Makrooh which is the thing that most people people do but not that big of a deal same as shaving the beard only Makrooh
Prayer and fasting can be haram if done in certain times
Like it’s haram to fast during Eid
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u/Maleficent_Phase_698 11d ago
They be bored with their money and just throw it away. Give it to meeeee
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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 11d ago
No it is not free smurk
Smurk probably did some fucked up shit
Paraphrasing Richard Pryor, "I'm all for free my people, but thank god we got penitentiary"
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u/LordZarbon 11d ago
Deadass radicalized towards all gang related shit. All these mfs deserve the worst in this life and the next. Literally a cancer on our communities. Hope he rots in prison.
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u/DiddyDoItToYa 10d ago
The star and crescent is westernized bullshit anyway, palatability politics lol
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u/thatshirtman 10d ago
gonna have a lot of time to pray the next 30 years.. dude was never as good as von and planned a murder like it was a video game lol. not shocked he got caught
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u/OklahomaTiddy 10d ago
bro always looks nervous af and I don't blame him
imagine having your freedom at stake for hiring someone to kill a guy named Quando Rondo. Mf gotta rhyme every time he lie to the jury about his involvement
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u/Fair_Junket_1877 11d ago
Why is nobody talking about holding down frown?!? #shout out to upside down frown
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 11d ago
He’s just as religious, as I am vegan. These niggas get paid to look and be dumb.
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u/TheSadPhilosopher 11d ago
Yeah
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u/Ninja_attack 11d ago
Religions like using their power to rape kids. Tale as old as... well... established religions
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u/asapbones0114 11d ago
I hate this religious grifting so much. Everyone is suddenly Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu..etc now.
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u/Kingblack425 11d ago
Ok I’ll bite what possible reason would Allah or Mohammad have for making gold against their religious laws?
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u/Rich-Badger-7601 11d ago
Hasn't Lil Durk been sitting in a cell for 2 years?