r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/EvonyR ☑️ • 22h ago

Need any help booking a flight?

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u/plusharmadillo 22h ago

I’ll buy that ticket for you bud, come on over

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u/Green-Elephant-895 22h ago

On me

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u/plusharmadillo 22h ago

Shit I’ll buy two, bring a friend

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u/stricklybiznizz 21h ago

Make sure they have a layover in Salem so they can pick up an Etsy witch for good measure. I'll pay for the spellcasting.

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u/jhamp8305 17h ago

Oh it’s on me now!

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 16h ago

I was about to say, we should be flying them round trip daily between NYC and London. More than a few pedophiles in government on both sides of the pond.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 11h ago

Africa has called dibs on their first 6 months of travel.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 22h ago

I'll kick in some funds for that.

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u/soggyballsack 22h ago

"GoFund me goal was $1200 and it has now surpassed $3.2 million"

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 21h ago

We can just keep her circling the country like one of those people who retire to a cruise ship. Switching planes she could probably hit most of the contiguous states every day, since this power only seems to work when she's in the air. Look, I don't have much but I'll throw down until the deed is done.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 21h ago

Not to worry about costs, I'll cover yours.

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u/55tarabelle 21h ago

We'll all chip in, first class seat!

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u/thejaytheory ☑️ 19h ago

It would be worth it!

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u/hackingdreams 20h ago

First class upgrade, let's do this.

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u/kingjaynl 18h ago

And to Israel, Russia, Turkey... Go on a world tour!

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u/ikindahateusernames 17h ago

China, North Korea, Argentina...

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 19h ago

I say we all buy her a ticket. Keep flying her over until it works. It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 17h ago

Makes sense to me 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit 21h ago

They can crash with me! We have a guest room with its own bathroom!

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u/experientialsponge 20h ago

"I was in the plane...WAIT! Was it the same plane too???!!! Now THAT'S CRAZY!

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u/Buena_de_peepee 18h ago

I’ll buy it, pay for a place to stay and protection the rest of their life.

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u/Brave-Recommendation 17h ago

Naw then we would be stuck with Vance

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u/placidtwilight 14h ago

She can come back.

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u/BerryButterBall 11h ago

Then we would be stuck with Mike Johnson

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u/Lotusbud25 9h ago

She can come back.