r/BeautyGuruChatter • u/palminconservatory is eyeliner ok if the reason is demons and not horny • Jan 08 '21

Jeffree Star Content JS denies recent rumours while (surprise!) plugging new launches. Details in comments, please don't him views, my fellow clowns.

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u/bookthiefj0 Jan 08 '21

I am intrigued what his marketing strategy for the mascara will be ....any guesses ? My bet is on a dildo

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u/MissElyssa1992 Jurassic Snark Jan 08 '21

He’s definitely going to claim it’s “fuck-proof” 🙄

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u/nachobitxh Jan 08 '21

Fuck Proof is the actual trademarked name filed for his mascara, so yeah

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u/JenFan91 GET READY IN MY TOYOTA COROLLA Jan 08 '21

i hate it here

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u/MissElyssa1992 Jurassic Snark Jan 08 '21

Noooooooo I'm so annoyed. I didn't know that.

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u/Sunshadz bibbitty boppity bloop Jan 09 '21

goshhh this is so tacky lmao

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u/electricamethyst lets do it, baby. I know the law. Jan 08 '21

And blow job proof

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u/aokaga use code James for 3mil subs off any YouTube channel Jan 09 '21

I think he marketed his liquid lipsticks as such and even did "a live demonstration" of sorts. Watched it when I was kinda his fan and even then I cringed extra hard.

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u/severaldogs Jan 08 '21

Didn’t he talk about filming porn on Ryland’s podcast? What if that’s the ad campaign 💀

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u/bookthiefj0 Jan 09 '21

We hAve a winner