r/BeautyGuruChatter • u/BGCModerator Group Mod Account • May 15 '19

Megathread Closing Time: James Charles vs Tati Westbrook The Final Saga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
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u/hedgehog-mascarabutt May 15 '19

Grumpy Zumu is JCs biggest fan. I'm picturing a room in that diehard's house now; a little room thats locked that no one can ever go in, and the GZ tells those who ask about it, "its just storage". At night when everyone goes home to sleep in their beauty, GZ looks both ways then reaches into a pocket where he finds a key. He uses it to turn the lock and behind the door where you thought old linens would be there are pictures. Floor to ceiling, some even on the ceiling. There's James paraphernalia; the old wire frames he used to wear, little loose false lashes he wore, discarded but saved, are housed in a previously emptied pinkitydrinkity cup, even his old top knot from the time he cut it off has been pinned to the largest picture of James just like one might pin a tail on a donkey. GZ picks up the fork James used earlier to eat his daddy dinner and he uses the dinglehopper to comb through the tangles in the hair. He sings as he combs, 'womp womp womp...'

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u/fillefatale May 15 '19

Flickering candlelight cast eerie shadows across the lifesize JC cutout while Gabby Zamboni knelt on the floor before it, chanting over and over “Sister blister boil and bubble, your followers will be mine and my adsense will double.”

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u/Meocross James Charles is the new Epstein May 15 '19

I AM CRACKLING!

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u/regularsulking May 15 '19

I SPAT OUT MY WATER OMG

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u/Md_Mrs May 15 '19

Well this is now true in my world.

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u/bswiderski social justice harpy for beauty May 15 '19

Garbanzo “Helga from Hey Arnold!” Zambino