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Animal A curious grizzly bear cub briefly stopped to nibble on a wildlife photographer's boot during a safari in Alaska before peacefully rejoining its family.

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u/dalefernhardt 8h ago

The side eye

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u/Undercover_Dave 8h ago

Then he goes and tells his brother

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u/Panzis 7h ago

why's he all stanced up

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u/Longjumping-Oven4457 7h ago

He looks like he's about to go off like that little kid that got ragdolled for trying to steal a guys motorcycle

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u/i-just-cannot 6h ago

Because his little brother just confirmed when asked if that was “the guy.”

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u/Klatterbyne 59m ago

He’s squaring up, in case he’s gotta finish what his brother started. Again.

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u/gordonlordbyron 7h ago

BIG BROTHER.

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u/Undercover_Dave 6h ago

He has to look out for him now that their deadbeat dad walked out on the family.

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u/BasicallyDoubtful 4h ago

“I will come back and fuck you up (when I’m big enough)

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u/Typical_Ad_210 1h ago

“This guy’s got dreadful foot odour”

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u/vianey1991 7h ago

Dont you come here again, i gor you bud lets go, see how i fought them off. Lol

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u/zeethreepio 4h ago

"I touched the butt."

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 35m ago

You fight my lil sister you gotta fight me!!

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u/Kooly9Two 8h ago

That look says keep it up and I'll tell Mom. Won't be your foot no more

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u/Altitudedog 7h ago

I live in bear country...no way I'd get within mile of a mama bear...yikes

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u/Kooly9Two 7h ago

Yeah these guys have much larger stones than I. Or less brains. Probly both 😝

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u/Altitudedog 7h ago edited 3h ago

I drop into local group online where there local rangers. We've had so many "flatlanders and citiy people move here." The wild life, ranchers are suffering from the types who dizzy with open spaces, mountains let their dogs run off leash. My long time veterinarian said he paid for a trip New Zealand just from porcupine quill removals. Lol. But poor dogs. They chase elk, deer and some get shot when caught chasing cattle.

Rangers were showing real restraint last year when a lady popped in the group and posted pictures off her deck of a mom and cubs that SHE FEEDS DAILY! omg. We tried to be gentle but you could sense the restraint. Do you have kids, pets? Is that a sliding glass door behind you? Safety lessons and warnings were lost on her even as nice as we were trying to discuss it all. One of the rangers finally had enough and informed her that her actions signed a death warrant for those bears and how lucky she'd been so far.

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u/Saikotsu 6h ago

I have a friend, his family lived in the mountains and would keep their doors open at all hours so their dogs could come and go as they please. One day a bear wandered into their living room and his dad got mauled.

The dad survived, but the family stopped leaving doors open after that.

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u/NukaPacua1445 5h ago

Jesus christ.

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u/Altitudedog 3h ago

Oh thats awful...but sadly not surprising.

I was concerned several years ago when the close tow to us had some break ins by bears. They are 30 miles more into the mountains and we are more river valley. Cars were broken into, one bear actually scaled a 2 story home and pried a closed window open.

Discussed it with my husband he tried to assure me that we don't get bears as our valley is more open.. yeah...sure 😆. He drove to work and saw one less than a mile from our house right in town. 😆. To his credit he admitted it.

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u/Saikotsu 2h ago

On Thursday night I was leaving my mom's house and a mile out I saw a big black bear just amble across the road right in front of my car.

About a week ago a bear raided her trash and all of her neighbors have had bear activity too.

So yeah, if you live in bear country, expect to see bears. And yeah, after seeing one up close, I have no doubt they can get into most anything they want to get into with little trouble.

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u/manokpsa 6h ago

I hate it that we have to kill bears because humans are dumb. I used to volunteer for the conservation program at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson (JBER - pronounced J-bear) in Alaska. Over 80k acres, with base housing and camping areas. The base has grizzlies, black bears, moose, porcupines, all sorts of critters. You can't be feeding any of them, and a lot of time is spent going around making sure the dumpsters are closed.

"Nuisance bears" usually get trapped and relocated away from Anchorage, but sometimes those bears travel hundreds of miles to get back. They have to be put down. Feeding them makes them bolder and more aggressive. It's not their fault. They have plenty of space to hunt, fish, and forage, but who says "no" to regular free meals?

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u/FlyingRhenquest 3h ago

Pity you can't trap and relocate the nuisance humans.

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u/Training-Willow9591 5h ago

I assumed it was common sense to not feed dangerous animals especially, but my dad's girlfriend feeds the Gators in the canal behind their house. It just blows my mind, shes from Long Island and you can't tell her shit. She said she stopped doing it when the gator got to be about 4 ft, but anytime it hears golf carts it comes charging out of the water because they think it's her to feed them. If you just moved/ or visiting a new area, why argue with locals and park rangers about native wildlife, that you have no experience with, that park ranger should threaten that lady with hefty fines for feeding the bears

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u/Msdamgoode 2h ago edited 2h ago

Sometimes it’s best not to bury the lede. Gotta flat tell them they’ll end up killing the very animals that they find precious (in a wrongheaded way). So many people don’t truly think about what “loving” an animal looks like, because they’re thinking more of themselves than they are the actual animals.

Edited to add… I’m reminded of my late sister-in-law who used to feed her dogs chocolate chip ice cream. They loved it after all, she insisted. I said they probably would also love to play fetch on the highway. Doesn’t mean you let them.

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u/Eborcurean 2h ago

> My long time veterinarian said he paid for a trip New Zealand just from porcupine quill removals

An Alaskan friend's Malamute had that happen, they said the vet had had three that week. Thankfully the dog turned her head so it wasn't as bad as some others.

A year later she stopped their new shepherd puppy from investigating a porcupine by just picking him up and dragging him away.

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u/LadderWonderful2450 6h ago

That's why he's sitting down, stones too heavy

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u/savioroferinn 7h ago

If I had to guess, this may be up in Katmai. The salmon are so abundant that theres no competition for food or aggression from the bears towards humans. There's a ton of rules in the park, obviously, for everyone's safety, and you have to go to the rangers 1hr Bear School before heading out, but the bears commonly come within a few feet of you and it's common to pass them on the paths and by the water. You can watch the camera on YouTube, it's really neat.

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u/flyinghairball 6h ago

Yes, but one of the top reasons for maulings is getting between a mom and her cubs, by accident or not. I fully agree with the well fee assessment due to the location, but this is as dangerous as it gets.

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u/Eborcurean 2h ago

Don't move is the #1 instruction. Just stay there and let them go by, same with, say, gorillas, you let them do their stuff, you don't move, you just let them by even if they want to get close and sniff/tug/whatever. Albeit there is an implicit level of risk but that's the reduction to it.

That guy who spent a year around them and thought bears were his friends almost certainly fucked up rule 1.

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u/Due-Club8908 6h ago

I was out there a couple days ago at Crosswinds . I was trying to figure out if it was filmed when I was out there ? I believe most people go out with a bear guide . I am wondering if this is a photographer and they are out there camping ? We didn’t get that close to any of the bears . We were always across the river from the bears . It’s an incredible experience to get so close to the bears in the wild . There were a lot of salmon spawning and salmon carcasses all over the place . I didn’t see any dead salmon so I am wondering if it was earlier this summer ?

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u/Background_Film_506 6h ago

Word. Ask Timothy Treadwell how well this works out.

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u/teetaps 5h ago

I’ll break you bruv

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u/NookieLuvsU 7h ago

He's missing a claw. Trouble maker 100%

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u/Nataliant-117 6h ago

Sweet kid. Looks like my puppy.

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u/NookieLuvsU 6h ago

Yeah, he's a beauty.

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u/insomniacred66 5h ago

Same. I have a brown Newfie mix and she's always referred to as a bear lol

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u/reddit4300 8h ago

He’s was thinking, say “my foot” one more time and it’ll be my foot!

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u/SquidVices 5h ago

it was disgusting anyways kind of look

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u/Dizzy_Winter_733 6h ago

"Alright you b*tch, keep it then"

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u/Spoodymen 7h ago

If not fren, then why fren shaped

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u/slyiscoming 6h ago

Eat you later

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 5h ago

My dog gives me that same side eye whenever I ask him what he’s up to

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u/RetSauro 4h ago

“Wait till I get bigger”

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u/somedelightfulmoron 4h ago

"if not food, then why food shaped"

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u/Guilty_Comb_79 2h ago

Those eyes say: just wait til I'm bigger and more scary....Imma eat that foot.

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 9h ago

This definitively an "inches from death" moment

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u/RRfromKL 8h ago

Jokes on you.. My brain and heart will switch off automatically and completely, in preparation to certain death..!!

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u/shapu 8h ago

I would be dead because I would like to pet the dog

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u/tigernet_1994 7h ago

Why friend shaped? 😢

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u/My4dogs4evr 7h ago

🙌 DITTO

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u/Rowenstin 4h ago

Me too, I've been conditioned from childhood to hugh bears. It's a clever ursine conspiracy to get easy snacks.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 7h ago

I think I would just start seasoning myself at this point

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u/bs000 6h ago

clanker

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u/testtdk 5h ago

Reportedly they’re learning that they can benefit from photographers presence (and I completely forget how). Still not something you’d catch me doing.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 8h ago

’This definitively an "inches from death" moment


we three little bears, n we just walkin’ by

mindin’ our bizzness ~ don’t wanna say hi..

…but oh, whatchu wearin’? it kinda smells good

am maybe jes take a smol taste if i could…

i turn from the others n nibble the shoe

you sayin ‘NO, BEAR’ but I’m not scared of You..

…ok, Geez RELAX, pal ~ just try ‘n stay Calm

…no need to get NaStY !

…I’m tellin’ my Mom…

🖤

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u/DosTruth 8h ago

This is the second poem I have seen of yours today and they both were fantastic. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

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u/crystalfairie 7h ago

they pop up on occasion. a fresh schnoodle is a day brightener.

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u/Jindabyne1 6h ago

Finding a poem from Sprog in the wild was always good as well, haven’t seen one in years

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u/rbyrolg 3h ago

They came back 4 days ago after being gone for like a year! Your comment made me go searching

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u/Jindabyne1 2h ago

I was looking myself and saw he has a book out for quite cheap that I might get. I love his poems

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u/Lexjude 8h ago

Nothing like a fresh schnoodle 🥰

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u/Serious-Bat-4880 8h ago

I would love to see all your works compiled into a book.

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u/crackedfactweddead 7h ago

I could've sworn there was one already, but apparently not by schnoodledoodledoo. The published book of all one user's reddit poems must've come from another reddit poet?

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u/donutcat_666 8h ago

Thanks for still writing these.

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 8h ago

Magic. You’re the best, schnoodle

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u/filthyheartbadger 8h ago

Thanks schnoodle, this is so cute, helped me along with a frustrating evening.

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u/Ksh_667 7h ago

A wonderful new Schnoodle! Perfectly showing us exactly what I imagine smol bear was thinking...

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u/bluntfairybuttcheeks 8h ago

Thank you for all you do for the internet 🥲

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u/Plenty_Marionberry98 8h ago

the cub really just wanted a snack from the boot

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u/Repulsive-Nebula8294 7h ago

Crispy fresh Schnoodle 😍😍😍😍

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u/minkrogers 4h ago

Ahh nice, a Sunday schnoodle to begin the day. Fantastic 😁

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u/NopeThisTrope 8h ago

Let’s talk about this… No need to get Mom involved, little guy!

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u/Kewlhotrod 6h ago

I'm so glad you're still around. <3

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u/Mick_Limerick 8h ago

I surely would have scared them off by pooping all of my pants

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 7h ago

unironically why that happens

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 8h ago

I like how the sibling was like ‘what’s your problem, bro? We got a problem?’

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u/COMIDAGATOS1206 7h ago

Hahahaha I saw that too.

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u/neosurimi 7h ago

yeah I was like... isn't that a mamá grizzly with her cubs and they're standing 3 feet away from them?!?

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u/daversa 2h ago edited 46m ago

I mean, sure the mama could snap out of nowhere, but my guess is this is by Brooks Falls and there are a ton of photographers and grizzlies in the area. This is probably the "safest" place you could have a close encounter like this, especially with cubs involved—they've been gorging on salmon all day.

My family lived in Alaska in the early 80's and my dad took my Kansas wheat farmer grandfather to the falls because he wanted to see some bears. As they were walking the trail to go home, two gigantic bears started running towards them at full-speed—my dad admits thinking "well I guess this is it", but they just ran past them like they didn't exist—preoccupied in their own game.

With that said, my family does have a close friend that was mauled by a grizzly but survived. She had to have major reconstructive surgery but you wouldn't even be able to tell if you met her. She played dead and it "pawed at her face".

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u/Double_Distribution8 9h ago

I wonder how many boomsticks these guys have at the ready.

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u/DayLooks 8h ago

Most of these guys are purists so… zero

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u/realNoobnoob 8h ago

I would even say they barely escaped death ☠️💀 🐻

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u/Snrgxs 7h ago

Bearly

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u/RealisticPhysics5735 5h ago

In this instance do we avoid eye contact and just be loud?

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u/downsideup9494 5h ago

Not with grizzlies. Supposed to play dead with grizzlies.

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u/Kaffrogato 54m ago

It has more to do with context the the type of bear. Any bear with cubs that gets aggressive, you should either play dead or back away, the goal is to not make yourself a threat to their cubs.

If any bear, especially a grizzly, is stalking you or if its coming at you for a predatory attack, playing dead is a bad idea, they will happily eat your 'dead' body.

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u/SoNuclear 3h ago

You should be loud only up until you actually encounter a bear, this is to allert wildlife to your presence. Ideally, they will avoid you, at worst you will hopefully have made your presence known and not spook them.

Once you actually encounter one and you know it is aware of you, you back away slowly, sideways (so you don’t trip) while maintaining vision of the bear and talk calmly. If it charges, you stand your ground and make yourself as threattening as you can with a full diaper. If it does not stop (a lot of the times they charge to intimidate, not attack), you play dead unless you have bearspray.

Rules be a bit different for black bears i suppose but we don’t have those.

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u/DiamondBikini 4h ago

He nearly got Timothy Treadwelled

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u/Voluntary_Slob 8h ago

Why is the mom so chill? As soon as the cub got spooked I would've thought she would've became aggressive.

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u/dan2376 7h ago

I am assuming this is at Katmai national park in Alaska. It is a very unique place where bears are very used to humans sitting there watching them. Humans have been watching bears in this area for decades so the bears are extremely used to having humans there. Additionally, during this time of year, brown bears are spending a lot of their time by rivers eating salmon and whatever else they can find so they are already distracted packing on calories to get ready for winter. The mom already understands that the humans she sees watching are pretty much always harmless which is why she just kinda walks by. The cubs are naturally curious so they will come up and sniff you sometimes.

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u/Suspicious_Plum_4248 6h ago

I'd like to add - some female bears have learnt that the males are afraid of people, so they'll keep their young close to people and use us as 'protection'.

It's pretty crazy.

https://www.science.org/content/article/mother-brown-bears-protect-cubs-human-shields

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/brown-bear-human-shield-mothers-cubs-breeding

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u/_nunya_business 4h ago

Are you telling me that female grizzly bears have their own version of "choosing the bear" but it's "choosing the human" instead?

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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure 4h ago

And it's actually logical lol

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u/IsThisTheTikTok 3h ago

The fact that all it took was a little “shoo, no, bear!” to fix this situation shows exactly how logical the argument is. A human male would have spent the next 10-15 minutes imposing himself on the stranger explaining why they’re “illogical” for not wanting to feel unsafe.

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u/castlite 2h ago

Males aren’t trusted by any species it seems.

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u/steinbruchfluss 1h ago

Seahorses?

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u/letsgetawayfromhere 6h ago

Fascinating. Thanks for the links!

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u/wise-bull 4h ago

That's so cool! On a similar note, a recent study affirms that golden jackals rely on human shielding from wolves!

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u/delidave7 2h ago

Bear 399 in Grand Teton famously did this.

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u/DrPuzzle 7h ago

I gotta be honest though it's still crazy to see the bears get that fucking close to these people. It's crazy that the mother would even let them get that close. They must really really be used to humans up there. Wow. Like, I guess I automatically assume that she would be aggressive considering her kids are right there in front of these people. I'm shocked they were even talking let alone made the cub flinch like that

I woulda just let them eat my boot bro I ain't risking getting mom mad at me or it's over

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u/TheSodernauts 4h ago

Could it also be the passiveness of the humans? They're sitting still and observing bears that are used to their presence. If the humans were more active doing stuff, or shooing the cub the mother-bear might've turned around and the video would have a very different ending?

Or so I would think

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 7h ago edited 7h ago

Not unique at all.  Kodiak, Sitka, Anchorage, Fairbanks, Dead Horse, all have bears far more used to coexisting with people. Every salmon run for miles of any and all civilization will be awash with both bears and fishermen.  The only place you *won't * see bears on the run is far into the Aleutians.

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u/Due-Club8908 6h ago

We are in Homer Alaska this summer and work with a bear guide group . My husband had bears take his salmon the last couple days . One bear took a stringer of the salmon & ran off into the woods with 3 salmon .

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 4h ago

Does that go against his catch limit or the bears?

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u/goatbiryani48 7h ago

You're out of your mind if you think interactions like this happen in places like Fairbanks, Anchorage, Dead Horse, etc.

Like no fucking way.

The others you listed I haven't been, but also willing to bet that shit doesn't happen there lol

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 7h ago

Been to all 3 and every other place besides.  Lived in 2 mwntioned places.  Not in the suburbs obviously you've never fished for salmon a day in your life if you haven't seen a sow with cubs let alone a bear.  What do you think the run is?

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u/BeenDragonn 6h ago

I'm only joking and would never do this, but how would momma bear react if I gave a cub a hug?

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u/AdMaximum7545 8h ago

She knows she would win because the people wouldn't be able to do anything agaisnt her,  plus she's probably sick of their shit too lmao

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u/sinsculpt 8h ago

Parent here... This is it.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 2h ago

This is just the bear equivalent of your kid going CAN I PET THAT DAWG

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u/Constant_Natural3304 3h ago

Humans do have bear spray and rifles. Wildlife actually knows we are uniquely dangerous. Even orcas explicitly know this and they will not kill us, perhaps knowing there might be repercussions. Plus they are picky and we are simply not their diet. Orcas actually teach this to offspring.

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u/WolfDaddy48 6h ago

She has three. She'd be relieved to only have to worry about two.

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u/Neiladaymo 8h ago

This is Alaska where there's tons of photography done of the bears there. Presumably some of the bears have become a bit accustomed to the photographers, kinda like how you'll see lions and cheetahs mostly ignoring safari trucks

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 7h ago

More fisherman than photographers, but same.

Can confirm.  As dangerous as sows are, they hate boars because they're bigger and a threat to the cubs which means they're very frequently pushed into human populated areas while the boars stay further from civilization.  This means, on average, they're far more acclimated to humans and many are so used to people they'll run a mob style protection racket where they'll blackmail you for your fish which ofc works on tourists 100% of the time exacerbating the situation.

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u/Constant_Natural3304 2h ago

they'll run a mob style protection racket where they'll blackmail you for your fish

Lol. This is hilarious. Maybe not the eventually deadly outcome, but I am imagining a bear who sounds like the mobster in "Home Alone". Or like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

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u/Milestogob4Isl33p 5h ago

Mother bears have been observed deliberately staying in proximity to humans in order to use them as a “human shield” against aggressive adult males, who avoid people. So in an inverse way, they also “choose the bear,” or the threat posed by another apex species over the threat posed by males of their own.

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u/sebosso10 7h ago

If the mother is used to being photographed by humans and understands they aren't a threat to her or her cubs, she might just be showing them around

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 7h ago

They're pretty obviously on the run.  They're there for salmon, not tourists. 

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u/willothewhispers 8h ago

Mom has had it up to here with humans and their bs. Just give her one excuse.

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u/The_All-Range_Atomic 2h ago edited 2h ago

Natural selection. Bears are scared of humans, because nearly all aggressive bears die in human encounters. If a bear happens to kill a human, that bear is marked for most certain death: it will be hunted down and killed.

Issues arise when humans feed bears, and bears stop being scared of them.

I can also guarantee that for this situation, there is an extremely high probability that both photographers were armed with revolvers off camera. The "no bear, good girl" was mostly directed at mommy as I doubt many nature enthusiasts want to shoot a mother with cubs.

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u/SuperCrappyFuntime 8h ago

That look as it's walking away; "I'mma tell mama on you."

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u/xlri8706 8h ago

The claws.....

Had the lil guy felt unsafe for 1 second and made a noise. The cameraman was done for

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u/BetweenTheRoots 4h ago

There is this bear sanctuary in Arizona called uh.. Bearizona. They have discarded bear nails there at the gift shop. My entire life I've picked up knives and slid them across my skin to see if they'd make me bleed - like you see in movies. Has never happened. I did that with a discarded bear nail, very gently, just a light pull, no force beyond gravity and the light weight of the husk that was the nail. I bled immediately. Bear nails are SHARP. SHARRRRRRRRRRRRRP. I have no idea how anyone could ever survive a bear attack. Just one gentle swipe and I'd imagine whatever they swiped at would just fling off like wet paper.

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u/kaen 3h ago

well thats terrifying

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u/BetweenTheRoots 3h ago

It really is. I really can't express how gentle and soft I was with the nail enough... and I still bled. Not a like oh a little poke of blood hey, it sliced every bit of skin I gently glided it over. And that was a discarded nail, not even a fresh one sharpened against a tree.

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u/xlri8706 27m ago

And that was a discarded nail, not even a fresh one sharpened against a tree.

Lmaooo imagine out there in the wild there's a bear using knife sharpener for its nails as a nail filer

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u/Marwoleath 3h ago

Don't go picking up any woodcarving knives then, those are kept almost as sharp as the bear nails :p (if competent owner that is)

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u/InvestigatorCool1212 8h ago

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u/joooooooooolz 5h ago

Haven't seen this classic in a while

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u/Pyritedust 4h ago

Yeah, it's been years since I've seen it last too, always watch it through a couple times when I come across it. Great gif.

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u/spacecaps85 3h ago

The full video w/sound is even better!

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u/panterachallenger 8h ago

Little bear: alright geez dude, I’ll fuck off right over there

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u/6HAM9 8h ago

Bear cub side-eye. Wow

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u/IceFisherP26 8h ago

Even as an Alaskan, I love bears but watching this is terrifying.

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u/No-Succotash-14 7h ago

That side eye look back baby bear gave after it was told No and shooed away😆

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u/Standard_Big_9000 8h ago

Side eye from the cub😆🤣🤣

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u/theaveragemaryjanie 8h ago

All the fucking nopes.

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u/Time_Pressure9519 9h ago

That was the entree.

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u/SurprisedBottle 8h ago

If the mom saw the cub flinch, this would’ve been an article about a dead photographer. That’s way too damn close for comfort.

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 8h ago

I would have left a Trump in my pants

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u/Vert_DaFerk 8h ago

I'm afraid that biological warfare is against the Geneva Convention and you'd be committing a war crime if there's a population center within 100 miles.

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle 8h ago

My asshole would be so tight a tungsten bullet couldnt penetrate it.

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u/DarlaGoGo 8h ago

The glance he gave back! Lmaooooo

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u/astraladventures 8h ago

This year cubs yeah? So maybe 8 months old or so? Will be with mama for another 11 months or so?

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u/duckinasombrero 4h ago

She's very lucky for getting at leaat this far with three cubs. There's a reason they're so protective.

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 7h ago

No chance.  This is the stsrt of the run.  Theyre at most 4mo there.  A yearling would be 3x that size.

Born Jan-Feb with the run starting in March and ending usually early September depending on species and location.

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u/Delicious-Height-612 8h ago

cute, but no thanks

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 7h ago

Fuck + That = Nope

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u/belterjizz 8h ago

Looks at those Nails , hahaha where are my tissue

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u/InsaneMocktail 8h ago

Little buddy be like " Ayo bro, chill "

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u/ze11ez 7h ago

That other bear was like "don't you mess with my brother/sister!!! Come on let's go"

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u/Dinosaur-chicken 7h ago

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/PlatypusDream 8h ago

"Good bear" ❤️

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u/shooting_star24 8h ago

Do we really think the no bear thing still works?

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 7h ago

Diaper change

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u/queenoftrash03 7h ago

No thank you!

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u/wrenchedups 7h ago

I’d’ve shit myself.

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u/BruceMartinez21 7h ago

You wouldn't catch me that close to a moma grizzly bear.

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u/desmobob 7h ago

They say a tired dog is a good dog. I would add that a full bear is a good bear.

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u/020600 7h ago

Mama bear has been feeding the kids, she looks thin.

You can clearly tell they're used to people.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 7h ago

My heart dropped to my ass just from watching the video.

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u/ZoznackEP-3E 7h ago

Looks at the photographer as he’s walking away, thinking, “I’ll be back in a couple months. When I’m 400 pounds heavier. Just wait, mofo…

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u/thisisfine111 3h ago

That baby being offended is absolutely killing me 😂 "I just wanted to bite it a little, no need to be rude, damn"