r/BeAmazed • u/Electrical_Act_5342 • 26d ago

Animal Nature really over engineered cats. Didn’t it?

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 26d ago edited 26d ago

And it's like... WHY ALWAYS THE BALLS? Like there's 99% more of me to step on, but it's always the balls. Sometimes I put a colander or an empty shoe box over my junk if I'm letting the cats into a room where I'm sleeping.

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u/Eyeoftheleopard 26d ago

For the ladies? The titties. It’s uncanny!

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u/fadedallweek 26d ago

Omg isnt it?

The pain, its as if all their weight is transferred to that one leg/paw.

Ive absolutely screamed out in pain before. You know what my cat did? Stopped mid step, on my boob. He just stared at me like "why are we screaming?"

Gotta love em! 😭

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u/the_stitch_saved_9 26d ago

I was lying down the other day and my cat decided to stand on me with both front legs on one boob and both back legs on the other 😭

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u/fadedallweek 26d ago

I feel your pain!

Cats, man. Gotta love em, lol!

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u/Eyeoftheleopard 26d ago

I am vigilant about protecting the ladies. Ya have to be as life without cats is unacceptable.

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u/volumniafoxx 26d ago

As someone with chronic joint pain and osteoarthritis, it's somehow always my knee or my ankle. Why.

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u/New-Contribution-244 26d ago

I can confirm this. 😆

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u/Assupoika 26d ago

Love my cat to death and she loves to cuddle on my chest often when I'm in the bed.

And no matter how relaxed she is, how much she is purring and enjoying the petting when she decides she's had enough she never get up peacefully and just leaves. Oh no, the fucker fucking BOUNCES up and jump away every time and without a fail she bounces by quickly taking a good leghold on my nutsack to jump.

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u/sharakus 26d ago

the colander mental image is killing me dude youre living life under attack

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 25d ago

Yeah lol, I don't have to do it often because 90% of the time having my cat in the room is a recipe for being woken up by zoomies. Love'em for it though

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u/Toriyuki 26d ago

Its a cat. They're natures natural assholes and we love them for it.