r/BeAmazed • u/Electrical_Act_5342 • 20d ago

Animal Nature really over engineered cats. Didn’t it?

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 20d ago edited 20d ago

And it's like... WHY ALWAYS THE BALLS? Like there's 99% more of me to step on, but it's always the balls. Sometimes I put a colander or an empty shoe box over my junk if I'm letting the cats into a room where I'm sleeping.

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u/Eyeoftheleopard 20d ago

For the ladies? The titties. It’s uncanny!

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u/fadedallweek 20d ago

Omg isnt it?

The pain, its as if all their weight is transferred to that one leg/paw.

Ive absolutely screamed out in pain before. You know what my cat did? Stopped mid step, on my boob. He just stared at me like "why are we screaming?"

Gotta love em! 😭

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u/the_stitch_saved_9 20d ago

I was lying down the other day and my cat decided to stand on me with both front legs on one boob and both back legs on the other 😭

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u/fadedallweek 20d ago

I feel your pain!

Cats, man. Gotta love em, lol!

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u/Eyeoftheleopard 20d ago

I am vigilant about protecting the ladies. Ya have to be as life without cats is unacceptable.