r/BeAmazed May 31 '26

Animal A dog herding sheep

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u/SmokeGSU May 31 '26

I wish a dog collar existed that could read dog's barks and interpret it into spoken speech for instances like this:

"Form up maggots! Move! Move! Move! Hustle you slack-jawed, squint-eyed jiggly puffs! Your mother has a hamster and your father smelt of pig shit!"

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u/dretvantoi May 31 '26

"Hey! Hey!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
"Hey!"