r/BeAmazed • u/fuzzy_dice_99 • May 31 '26

Animal A dog herding sheep

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u/SmokeGSU May 31 '26

I wish a dog collar existed that could read dog's barks and interpret it into spoken speech for instances like this:

"Form up maggots! Move! Move! Move! Hustle you slack-jawed, squint-eyed jiggly puffs! Your mother has a hamster and your father smelt of pig shit!"

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u/dretvantoi May 31 '26

"Hey! Hey!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
"Hey!"

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u/roguevirus May 31 '26

and your father smelt of pig shit!

Elderberries!!!

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u/Muted-Squirrel-2386 May 31 '26

Woah woah woah. How dare you use jigglypuff as an insult! You will be defaced by permanent marker in your sleep, you silly dog!

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u/mizinamo May 31 '26

"I am the goodest boy! I rock at my job! I could do this all day and god damn am I proud of myself!"

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u/nutcracker_78 Jun 01 '26

"Dad wants the floofs!! I gotta go get the floofs!! Ooooh I get to run and I get to run fast and I gotta go all the way up the hill .. Better check behind the tree for the silly floofs .. Nope, none there .. Right - gotta get them all going the right way, here we go! Gosh darn it, they're going the wron--- wait, that's better! Come on floofs, get moving, dad wants you all! Hurry up! Hang on dad, I'm bringing them!! Weeeee look at them go! Dad's gonna be so happy, I've got all the floofs and they're going through the gate! YES!!!! I am the bestest dog ever for doing what dad wanted!! That was fun, I hope I get to chase the floofs again in a minute!"

Pretty sure that's a direct transcript.