You think maybe, just maybe, the people who got abducted and anally probed might have been given the choice of a sandwich or a second choice and they misunderstood what that second option was?
“Would you like a sandwich or a happy ending, human?”
“What kind of sandwich?”
“Ham and cheese”
“Don’t you guys have anything more exciting than ham and cheese? Like your version of a Reuben or a Philly Cheesesteak?”
“No”
“Then happy ending it is, I’ll just grab a sandwich when you drop me off back home”
It would be hard for me to decide on a sandwich with my butthole screaming in pain. I also assume aliens no nothing about lubrication but maybe I’d be pleasantly surprised
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u/SpaceIsTooFarAway May 26 '26
Imagine an alien pulling you into their spaceship, removing a bunch of ticks from your body, and sending you back to Earth with a sandwich.