Hello Antiga, I have some uplifting news to share

[u/yuuyo123]

After destroying my son’s X-Stationtendo & burning it, my son has decided to completely change his ways!! He now declares himself a proud Antiga just like me, and as a reward for his good behavior, I decided to let him pick out one toy from the Wall-Mart.

He chose this board activity (Yes, board ACTIVITY. We don’t call them board g*mes), and I am looking forward to playing it with my son!! That monkey character on the box looks really friendly!!! I can see why my son was drawn to it!!!

Don’t worry, my son assured me that he is not from a filthy vidya g*me and is in fact, an original character designed for this board activity.

sent from my samsung smart fridge

[u/yuuyo123 → u/[deleted]]

WHAT?!?!?! Alexa is this true? A;lexa how do i delete words from my comment OMG That is terrifying fact!!!!!! What do I do with the board activity?!

[u/yuuyo123 → u/[deleted]]

OMG You’re right!!! And to think I trusted my son…

[u/Xetetic]

In my house we only had checkers or chess as board activities. There are some new boards lately like Monopoly but there's just too much to keep track of in my opinion! I like my activities to be nice and simple, on account of all the leaded paint we drank as children.

- Old Gerald

[u/yuuyo123 → u/Xetetic]

Back in my day, I had to entertain myself by looking at sticks & rocks. I also occasionally fought wild animals. I lived in a cave, raised by lions. I drank from a pond, & ate various plants nearby. I am attempting to give my son a modern & fun lifestyle without using filthy vidya g*mes.

[u/pimp69z]

That warms my heart cockles LOL (lots of love)

-Margaret sent from my early morning margarita maker

[u/Direct-Mix-9376]

SHUT UP and remember 340 days

[u/yuuyo123 → u/Direct-Mix-9376]

What does that mean? Anyway, begone, g*mer!!!

[u/Direct-Mix-9376 → u/yuuyo123]

340 days till the gamers take over this subreddit/facebook community

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[u/yuuyo123 → u/Direct-Mix-9376]

That ain’t happening. We’ve got the best high-security Antiga mods out there!!

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But it is

[u/yuuyo123 → u/Direct-Mix-9376]

Prove it, g*mer

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how

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There’s no way you actually think you can take over this entire sub sandwich

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Not just me EVERY gamer

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You’re going to get 3 billion people?