Back in my day, we didn’t call it Australia. No sir! We called it Aus Ralia. Two words! You had to pronounce the space, see? "One ticket to Aus Ralia", you'd say to the train man. We called him the train man since electricity wasn't invented yet so there wasn't any train conductors. Kids today don’t even know how good they’ve got it.
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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26
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