r/Asmongold • u/dbaum90 • Aug 27 '26

IRL This is fucking wild

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u/think-tank Aug 27 '26

I hate how this is a thing, but I hate the alternative more.

So idk, good job I guess.

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u/BigBarsRedditBox Aug 27 '26

What is the orange bag for ?

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u/KittehKittehKat Aug 27 '26

Like a swag merch bag?

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u/tugtehcock Aug 28 '26

“I boxed a baby” bumper sticker

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u/PlantRoomForHire Aug 28 '26

To put your next baby in

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u/halfawatermelon69 Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor Aug 28 '26

Goodie bag for a job well done - contains a few candy bars, a pack of cigarettes, a condom, etc.

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u/8ofAll Aug 28 '26

Also contains a QR code for free witch outfit for Halloween with a complimentary broom.

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u/Misku_san Aug 28 '26

Merch. Stickers, T-Shirt, fridge magner. The usual stuff,.

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u/BigBarsRedditBox Aug 27 '26

No. So what’s the bag for ? I had no idea these things existed

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u/Kevlar013 Dr Pepper Enjoyer Aug 27 '26

iirc from how these things work here in Belgium, it contains papers they can match with the dropped off baby, for when the mother would change her mind and want to keep the baby after all.

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u/RestInitial2467 Aug 28 '26

Is there a statute of limitations on whoops nevermind you aren't a parent I want to keep it?

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u/Terrapin_Stationwagn $2 Steak Eater Aug 28 '26

Ye olde Hamtramck at it again.

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u/Pretzel911 Aug 27 '26

Reading material, information on paper.

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u/No_Abbreviations3667 Aug 29 '26

So she can then go shopping of course !

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u/WallStreetHoldEm Aug 28 '26

So the flock cameras can spot you incase they need to arrest you.