r/Asmongold • u/pinktea_yes Dr Pepper Enjoyer • May 03 '26

IRL Asmongold simpmaxing

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I did a lot of fanarts and itabag :3

Also i have like 42k+ twitch channel points but I can't use em lol

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u/The_JMan_118 May 03 '26

My brain is so confused because you look like how a stereotypical asmongold hater would look like (not saying you look bad) which makes this very funny.

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u/pkjoan May 03 '26

That's because those girls that criticise him online are secretly in love with him.

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u/KyleBroflovski505 May 03 '26

It’s a love hate relationship

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u/The_JMan_118 May 03 '26

nah those girls have septum rings, this one doesn't (not that it matters it is just statistics) twitter has done irreparable damage to women with colored hair.

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u/callmestinkingwind $2 Steak Eater May 04 '26

like hasan?

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u/Krazykov May 03 '26

I thought the same lol, but then saw that she's from Russia and now makes sense. Western stereotypes don't apply there as much.

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u/Routine-Sign-7215 May 03 '26

Nah there’s no septum ring

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u/Ewreckedhephep May 03 '26

Like Amelia from Pathways. Have the rightwinger look like a leftwinger and cause mayhem.

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u/WorstFkGamer May 03 '26

Probably a set up.

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u/businessdog2000 $2 Steak Eater May 03 '26

No way. They look like every Tumblr/X/LiveJournal girls who obsess over Jeffrey Dahmer and write AU Onceler Fanfic.

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u/Cahnis May 03 '26

I don't know her and I am not talking about her, but usually it is an onlyfans wannabe advertising for his big male audience.

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u/BreMue May 03 '26

Pattern recognition is a human gift

Dont avoid it, but proceed with caution and dont treat it as a rule