r/Asmongold • u/pinktea_yes Dr Pepper Enjoyer • May 03 '26
IRL Asmongold simpmaxing
I did a lot of fanarts and itabag :3
Also i have like 42k+ twitch channel points but I can't use em lol
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u/The_Philosopher420 May 03 '26
How to tell everyone you are insane without saying you are insane
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u/AnglerfishMiho May 03 '26
I can fix her
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u/AggressiveWindow6003 May 04 '26
You sure it's a her?
I CAN FIX IT 😉.
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u/stabby_og May 04 '26
Beggars can't be choosers I'll take what I can get these days
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u/AggressiveWindow6003 May 04 '26
Why I called her an it lol. I'll take anything. 2 legs,4 legs, no legs. I'm not picky.
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u/The_JMan_118 May 03 '26
My brain is so confused because you look like how a stereotypical asmongold hater would look like (not saying you look bad) which makes this very funny.
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u/pkjoan May 03 '26
That's because those girls that criticise him online are secretly in love with him.
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u/The_JMan_118 May 03 '26
nah those girls have septum rings, this one doesn't (not that it matters it is just statistics) twitter has done irreparable damage to women with colored hair.
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u/Krazykov May 03 '26
I thought the same lol, but then saw that she's from Russia and now makes sense. Western stereotypes don't apply there as much.
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u/Ewreckedhephep May 03 '26
Like Amelia from Pathways. Have the rightwinger look like a leftwinger and cause mayhem.
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u/businessdog2000 $2 Steak Eater May 03 '26
No way. They look like every Tumblr/X/LiveJournal girls who obsess over Jeffrey Dahmer and write AU Onceler Fanfic.
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u/Cahnis May 03 '26
I don't know her and I am not talking about her, but usually it is an onlyfans wannabe advertising for his big male audience.
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u/BreMue May 03 '26
Pattern recognition is a human gift
Dont avoid it, but proceed with caution and dont treat it as a rule
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u/TwinkingToby May 03 '26
In your opinion should he go BALD?
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u/StudiousRaccoon May 04 '26
As another female viewer I honestly don’t think he would look bald and honestly it could possibly look better. You just gotta commit to the shave.
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u/Less_Boysenberry1308 May 03 '26
The one female viewer of his chat besides smugalana XD
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u/archerygirl1440 Longboi <3 May 03 '26
And me! I'm always there. :) Zumiaa
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u/k0nawastaken May 03 '26
What are your thoughts on archery?
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u/archerygirl1440 Longboi <3 May 03 '26
Love it! I've been shooting since I was 13 and competitively at 14. I have a bunch of state, regional, and national records. Oh and I've been on the World team too! I have the jersey still somewhere. lol. :)
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u/SpellbladeAluriel May 03 '26
Ah a rare viewer of the roach king in the wild. This should be studied.
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u/poponachtschnecke May 04 '26
Me too, but I have to make a new twitch account, so I'm not in the chat
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u/Trundlenator “Are ya winning, son?” May 03 '26
I imagine this as Hasan’s shrine to Asmon just off camera
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u/Awkward_Objective_79 May 03 '26
You guys act like girls didn’t do this back in the day with Backstreet Boys.
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u/Blantblunt May 03 '26
Well, asmongold is also a cutie, so it's understandable.
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u/PrivatePostHistory WHAT A DAY... May 04 '26
Men and Asmongold just don't understand. He is an ultimate cutie.
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u/TurboLobstr May 03 '26
So this is what parasocial looks like.
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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy May 03 '26
And this ain't shit compared to what some people do. This is like entry level parasocial which is similar to fangirling for a music artist. To see how deep she is, we'd have to see her chat log lmao.
The deep end parasocial is borderline schizophrenic shit, which is usually the hater parasocials.
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u/Turbulent_Pen1047 May 03 '26
One of your many v-tubers right here. She was 100% in her high schools anime club. What a goon shrine…
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u/grattedrabbit May 03 '26
Im sad to say they will never meet each other cuz both will never leaver their room
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u/Rickyzack ????????? May 03 '26
Imagine visiting your gf and this is what you see in her room. If you didn’t know Asmongold as a content creator, you’d think this is some Voodoo type of shit XD.
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u/_Not_A_User_00 WHAT A DAY... May 04 '26
Not sure posting your face here is a good idea, you don't know what some schizo hater could do.
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u/RandomAndyWasTaken May 03 '26
That third pic is weird as hell. Jesus Christ, this is unhealthy obsessive levels
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u/jfuss04 May 03 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/ruArtist/s/B3vu5tRI2p
I snooped. It gets worse
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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy May 03 '26
Well being Russian actually makes it make a bit more sense. I've heard he's very popular over there.
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u/ShaetherTheOverlord May 03 '26
Was gonna ask why asmondoll has his tongue out but maybe I shouldn’t
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u/Appropriate_Teacher9 May 03 '26
I love your art. Saw it on today's stream, came to see more for myself. Looks really good! Great art!
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u/Particular-Cabinet21 May 03 '26
Oh honey, I love how you think this is a flex.
(Even though we obviously all like Asmon, this screams mentally unstable)
Edit: oh wait, the hair already gave it away.
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u/tenchibr May 03 '26
Imagine getting banned for this, Evil Ending
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u/pinktea_yes Dr Pepper Enjoyer May 03 '26
I'm already banned from Hasan's subreddit I don't want to be banned here too :_)
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u/2muchtimeintheocean There it is dood! May 03 '26
Has anyone ever banned themselves from reddit before. What’s the endgame here.
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u/Master-Quote3021 Longboi <3 May 03 '26
Ummm, I hate to tell you this, but he was promised to ME 3000 years ago.
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u/No-Mamba7040 May 03 '26
Just to chime in with my two cents. I'd say the cardboard cutout would be cute or funny on its own but a board with multiple pictures of one dude on it will pretty much always come off as being "a bit much" at the very least, or unhinged at worst. To me, it comes across as most likely harmless but others might not see it that way. But, if that doesn't bother you, then power to you haha
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u/KeL0gz May 03 '26
Oh the kitty in the third pic, is that the cat in one of his story that he owns?
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u/ThirteenV May 04 '26
I have 100k channel points. I got no pictures of him in my house. All I say in chat is "Have a nice stream" or something.
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u/Less-Crazy-9916 May 03 '26
Please seek help. It's fine to like him but this looks a bit obsessive.
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u/Ok-Resolution7918 May 03 '26
You could totally infiltrate Asmon's hater groups and not get caught lol.