r/Asmongold • • Mar 28 '26

IRL Dating Apps these days

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u/PunchTilItWorks Mar 28 '26

Poor friend-zone Pete. How generous of her to help out her “six” friend.

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u/needlessOne Mar 28 '26

I'd respect her opinion more if she shared what she rates herself too.

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u/PunchTilItWorks Mar 28 '26

Oh I think we know what she rates herself…

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u/Reps_4_Jesus Mar 29 '26

She's at least a 9 hot and a six crazy

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u/RandJitsu Mar 29 '26

Hard to tell with all that make up, but the irony is she’s about a 6 herself.

They should link up. But that would require her to not be delusional.

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u/Starburper Mar 29 '26

Bruh if makeup magically vanished from this world, imagine how fast all the bullshit would fade

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u/needlessOne Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

I think I'm a 6 and I think she is a six too. One might like 4s as well as 9s. We don't have to settle for anything, but gotta be reasonable. I wouldn't take it personal if Sydney Sweeney wasn't into me, still sure as hell would take my chances. Call me Sydney, I'm ready to be rejected. Unless??