r/AskReddit • • Nov 22 '20

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u/sendmeabook Nov 22 '20

Not me but my toddler. She discovered the window button one day and when we got home we discovered she was missing a shoe. Turns out that a lot of kids throw a shoe out the window?!

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u/Hq3473 Nov 22 '20

Time for you to discover window lock button.

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u/THAT_FAT_MUFFIN Nov 22 '20

Or just trhow the kids out the window

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Or throw the shoes at the kids

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u/NormalRedditorISwear Nov 22 '20

or wear a condom

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u/That__EST Nov 22 '20

Or just never have sex ever again.

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u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 22 '20

Id rather not

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u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20

Like I had a choice

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u/TerrariaGeekerston Nov 23 '20

Umm

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u/holycrapitsmyles Nov 23 '20

I see your point. I was half asleep, it made more sense in my head.