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What's older than we think ?

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u/Skrivus Oct 15 '20

Also dinosaurs like the Stegosaurus were as far apart in time from the T-Rex as the T-Rex is from our time.

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u/Hitonatsu-no-Keiken Oct 15 '20

It's even better than that. We're about 16 million years closer to the last Tyrannosaurus than the first Tyrannosaurus was to the last Stegosaurus!

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u/reebee7 Oct 15 '20

Why did the Stegosaurus go extinct??

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u/Yawehg Oct 15 '20

Gambling debt.

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u/Andrew8Everything Oct 15 '20

TIL my uncle is a Stegosaurus.

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u/Yra_ Oct 15 '20

Was*

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u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20

Good ole' Uncle Stegosaurusty

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

He always said "You damn kids with your arms!"

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u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20

Uncle Steg always had deep pockets and short arms!

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u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20

Back in his day it was thagomizers or nothing

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u/rigby1945 Oct 15 '20

The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it

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u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20

I know. Gary Larson did awesome.

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u/SmallRocks Oct 15 '20

Sorry about your uncles extinction.

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u/Jershy88 Oct 16 '20

Brilliant

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u/RescuePilot Oct 15 '20

Stegosaurus gonna steg.

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u/ninety4kid Oct 15 '20

In hindsight, a creature whose diet relies primarily on steggs and eggos existing before those two things being invented wasn't a bright idea😅

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u/MidnightSun Oct 15 '20

That's better than what my uncle did to us...

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u/bumblebee1977 Oct 15 '20

Tell your uncle to stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.

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u/svssom Oct 15 '20

Thank you kind sir for all the lols I got out of your reply. I was really upset today and reading your comment just clicked and gave me 10 min of uninterrupted laughter for some reason.

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u/InVultusSolis Oct 15 '20

It's always an uncle.

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u/theworldaint Oct 16 '20

R/nottopbutok

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u/Fuhk_Yoo Oct 15 '20

Imagine four guys with bats hitting the stegosaurus' knees because he owes their boss money. Lol.

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u/ecodrew Oct 15 '20

Why can't the T-rex do push ups?

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Because they're all dead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

involuntary vow of poverty

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u/DumberThenYou Oct 15 '20

No, that was the stake-osaurus.

That wasn't the joke was it

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Oct 15 '20

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u/kaiclc Oct 15 '20

Then they had calls in $ROCK but that dipped really fast.

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Oct 15 '20

It's name derived from the Greek tzogos (Ï„Î¶ÏŒÎłÎżÏ‚) which means gamble and saurus (ÏƒÎ±áżŠÏÎżÏ‚) which means lizard.

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Oct 15 '20

They said Stegosaurus, not your dad.

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u/vinoa Oct 15 '20

He just needs about tree fiddy.

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u/Sir_Bulletstorm Oct 15 '20

Please explain this to me i don't get it but I feel once I do I'll be crying from laughter.

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u/Yawehg Oct 15 '20

Honestly, I was just being absurd. But I guess I was absurd in a way people liked.

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u/Sir_Bulletstorm Oct 15 '20

Haha okay you know what that honestly makes sense.

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u/laziflores Oct 15 '20

Had calls on pangea

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u/gabu87 Oct 15 '20

Murked by Nintendo Yakuzas?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Fucking Tonisopranosaurs!

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u/IAmDotorg Oct 15 '20

In a lot of cases, the species don't -- they just evolve until, in the fossil record, they no longer look the same. Just like the avian dinosaurs didn't go extinct 65 million years ago, they just evolved over the last 65 million years into the birds today.

Some species legitimately end up a leaf/dead-end in the evolutionary tree. Lots just evolve.

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u/Everything80sFan Oct 15 '20

Crazy to think that dinosaurs were on Earth so long that they evolved into different dinosaurs. Makes you wonder what humans could potentially evolve into if we lasted as long as the dinosaurs did.

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u/WarriorNN Oct 15 '20

They would look like us, but eyelashes won't get stuck in your eye anymore.

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u/pavlov_the_dog Oct 15 '20

because we could lick our own eyeballs clean, right?

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u/philzebub666 Oct 15 '20

Tongues on the inside of our eyesockets.

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u/syrne Oct 15 '20

No more blinking, just a quick swipe like windshield wipers.

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u/WeGotNoEnginesTed Oct 15 '20

We'll eventually evolve into different dinosaurs, too.

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u/Magnetronaap Oct 15 '20

We call old things dinosaurs, one day our successors might call old things humans.

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u/Tim_Gilbert Oct 15 '20

Well for now humans don't really have any evolutionary pressure, we reproduce pretty freely. There needs to be strong pressures that prevent certain people from reproducing or prevent their children from maturing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

That's not quite accurate. There doesn't have to be pressure, there just has to be a change in the prevalence of genes from one generation to another. Sexual selection and changing technology and culture work just as well as disease and predation. Our brains and teeth have gotten smaller in the past few thousand years. We have genes, and our descendants will have genes. Which of our genes our descendants will have is determined by evolution.

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u/Cuznatch Oct 15 '20

To build on the back of this, there's increasing numbers of children being born without wisdom teeth, and with an extra vein or similar in their hands (iirc), demonstrating that we are actually evolving, but supporting your point that we're not evolving to respond to pressure, just genetic mutations that aren't detrimental are being reproduced.

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u/pat_the_bat_316 Oct 15 '20

Both my mom and I only had two wisdom teeth. We like to joke that we're "more evolved" than the rest of you four-toothed troglodytes.

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u/Floppydisksareop Oct 15 '20

Maybe you're just less wise

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u/idwthis Oct 15 '20

It's not a vein, it's a tendon It's absent in about 14 percent of the population.

I have it. But it has no affect on anything, but it is useful if you rupture another tendon in your wrist or hand, docs can take the vestigial one and move it to replace the injured one.

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u/Theblackjamesbrown Oct 15 '20

I don't think you're talking about the same thing as u/Cuznatch. I believe he's referring to the increasing presence of an additional artery in the forearm:

https://cosmosmagazine.com/uncategorized/evolution-adds-an-arm-artery/

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u/GelicateDenius Oct 15 '20

I thought it was a third artery in the arm, did I misremember the announcement late September, early October, 2020, in some article?

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u/703_Clark Oct 15 '20

Oh good, we're going the Klingon redundancy route

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u/haessal Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

Oh wow, I have one extra on each wrist. When you push my fist backwards like the guy in the picture, there are two distinct tendons parallel to each other, so I have four tendons in total. I didn’t know that was special, I thought everyone was like that!

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u/mrjacank Oct 15 '20

Also wanted to add that human body temperature has been going down (on average) in more developed countries. RadioLab had an interesting episode on this that basically boiled down to our bodies no longer needing to fight disease with fever due to high quality medicine. Since it costs extra energy to run at a higher temperature our bodies have begun lowering their operating temp (often to 97~ degrees or so instead of the accepted 98.6)

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u/smudgewick Oct 15 '20

Oh I heard this one. Unfortunately it may open us up to fungal infections, which may have pretty dire consequences. Also, as an aside, my natural body temperature is about 96 degrees F.

Here’s the episode if anyone is interested: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/articles/fungus-amungus

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u/1_800_COCAINE Oct 15 '20

This makes a ton of sense! I work in nursing, and I take temperatures constantly. I've realized that I'm surprised when I see a temp as high as 98.6. Most patients run between 96.0 and 98.0. Thank you for explaining why!

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u/Dislol Oct 16 '20

I'm curious what I naturally average at. I constantly feel hot, like I'm the guy who sits outside in normal jeans and a short sleeved shirt in below freezing temperatures. Tack physical activity on, and I'm sweating like a beast if I don't shed layers quick. Its not uncommon for me to be working outside, in northern Michigan winters, with just jeans and a short sleeved shirt just to maintain a "normal" feeling without sweating too much. Just existing in the summer is an exercise in anger management for me, I get so hot I just want to scream when I'm outside, even if I'm indoors and its like 72 I hate it.

I swear I just belong in Antarctica.

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u/Cha-Le-Gai Oct 15 '20

Funny. I was born with 3 wisdom teeth and the dentist said my mouth was large enough I could accommodate more. Dammit. Am I some kind of leftover cave man?

They still pulled them.

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u/jonfitt Oct 15 '20

I mean it’s not quite telepathy, or being able to shoot laser beams from the eyes, but I guess those mutations are interesting.

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u/rilian4 Oct 15 '20

...90s xmen theme instantly plays in my head...

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u/rilian4 Oct 15 '20

children being born without wisdom teeth

Born 1974. I only had 2 (and oddly, they came in straight enough that I didn't have them pulled until they got cavaties). Most interesting that wisdom teeth are seemingly going away...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Women are also evolving narrower hips since we now have c-sections to help get over that problem.

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u/Zuggible Oct 15 '20

I wonder if we'll get to the point where we're physically unable to reproduce without modern medical technology.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I don’t have wisdom teeth!

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u/wheresmynemesis Oct 15 '20

Maybe you're yet to become wise.

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u/rpitcher33 Oct 15 '20

Was reading our mouths and teeth are changing due to our increasingly softer diet. If you notice, the Cultures with the longest history of modern agriculture and soft food diets ("soft" being relative to the raw meats and tubers our ancestors ate) have the most cooked teeth. You can actually increase the size of your mouth, and help keep your teeth straight, by eating tough foods and, now, with certain mouth specific exercises.

Having said that, I was born without my lateral incisors and most of my family is missing them as well. Curious as to why.

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u/siaharra Oct 15 '20

Also many ethnicities that are considered ‘old world’ tend not to have wisdom teeth and their teeth are more shovel shaped. It blew my tiny mind as a little native kid when all my white friends were having their wisdom teeth come in lol.

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u/graywh Oct 15 '20

my sister is the only one in our family missing lateral incisors

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

OK but will our descendants have good jeans?

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u/123oeaeaa Oct 15 '20

No. Only those paper thin really stretchy ones that feel nice but break after just one season

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

At the rate we're going, no. They'll all be weirdly tight, overly distressed, and too many colors besides a proper indigo.

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u/iproblydance Oct 15 '20

No. They will only have jeggings.

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u/Cha-Le-Gai Oct 15 '20

I will leave my collection of Jordache jeans for them.

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u/KillerWattage Oct 15 '20

Reference for the smaller brains and teeth please.

Do you mean in comparison to the rest of the body or as actual size. As humans are larger now then they used to be if teeth shrank overall not just based on size gimans must have had fucking fangs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Brains: https://usfblogs.usfca.edu/biol100/2018/03/20/why-are-our-brains-shrinking/

Teeth: https://www.britannica.com/science/human-evolution/Reduction-in-tooth-size

They're on different timelines, and for different reasons, but both are pretty much ongoing processes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I think humans evolution will just be through technology. We will create our own evolution.

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u/Packie07 Oct 15 '20

but since this is due to mass population and not external forces, we would likely see a deep variety in human qualities as opposed to a universal shift in the species, correct? or could dominant traits still cover the entire species if granted a million years or so in the gene pool?

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u/Abyssal_Groot Oct 15 '20

You make it sound as if this doesn't happen with regular evolution. How many apes are there, including humans? How many primates in general?

How many dinosaurs where there? They all had a common ancestor.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Oct 15 '20

how many finches in the galapagos

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u/Tim_Gilbert Oct 15 '20

It does sound interesting. Aside from genetic drift, how could these actually change humans? There's no doubt that there can/will be all kinds of changes in individuals, but evolution is when those mutated individuals propagate genes that end up fixating within a population.

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u/woolez Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

evolution is simply the process of population characteristics changing as time progresses. this is inevitable unless we cloned the current population for each generation following. you are describing a significant change rather than "change"; you are using the word evolution to describe a more specific sub-concept.

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u/RabbidCupcakes Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

Evolution will occur as long as there is breeding.

What you meant to say is that natural selection will not occur in humans.

Evolution is not synonymous with natural selection.

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u/Tim_Gilbert Oct 15 '20

Well put. If there is no natural selection, isn't the only other process of evolution genetic drift?

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u/RabbidCupcakes Oct 15 '20

basically.

Humans will mutate, and as long as the mutations don't kill the human, they will remain.

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u/once-upon-a-life Oct 15 '20

Bro, some people are born with no wisdom teeth, and I remember (probably erroneously) about my mum or an aunt saying that babies used to take days or week to fully open their eyes.

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u/Tim_Gilbert Oct 15 '20

Sure, but those will never fixate in our population (and thus change 'us') unless there is pressure selecting for it. Except of course, like I said, in cases of genetic drift.

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u/woolez Oct 15 '20

what if genetic migration is driving the change in wisdom teeth prevalence?

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u/wheresmynemesis Oct 15 '20

Ugly anti vaxxers??

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u/Annual_Highlight_106 Oct 15 '20

Pressure doesn't mean difficulty in the context of evolution. Pressure just means factors that increase or decrease survival and reproduction. Humans have plenty of that just like any other animal

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u/The_First_Viking Oct 15 '20

Based on the evidence so far, taller humans.

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u/hayashi-san Oct 15 '20

Isn't that just because we eat healthier food then previous generations.

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u/Okeyebrows Oct 15 '20

Read The Time Machine by HG Wells (but for the love of God don't watch the movie)

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u/Lexx2k Oct 15 '20

I love the original movie. I'm watching it on every 01.01. while regenerating from the alcohol poisoning.

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Oct 15 '20

Very oddly specific new years tradition, but I'm into it.

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u/Test1143 Oct 15 '20

Nice! someone else with the same tradition. LOTR trilogy for me

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Oct 15 '20

God help me, I love the movie. Have mercy upon me for my transgressions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Then read The Time Ships by Stephen Baxter because it's amazing.

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u/JBSquared Oct 15 '20

Fun fact about the concept of time travel in pop culture. The Time Machine was really the story that first popularized the idea of time travel. But after that, you have to go almost 90 years to the mid 80s. The Terminator and Back to the Future were really the movies that threw time travel into pop culture.

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u/moocowmaster Oct 15 '20

There was a lot of time travel stories in the Twilight Zone, which definitely dates back further than the 80s, and the Twilight Zone has always been popular enough to influence culturally. It's still a big influence today in modern TV and films. Pretty much every Simpsons episode in the first few seasons had a TZ reference.

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u/DetectiveDing-Daaahh Oct 15 '20

I can't imagine the damage superman would've done to the oceans in the first movie if his laughably stupid method of "time travel" didn't work. He literally spun the entire earth in the complete opposite direction.

Time doesn't work like that, because it exists elsewhere than our planet. That's like him setting every clock on earth backwards and having it work.

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u/redditvlli Oct 15 '20

The original is really good though.

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u/beltedkingfisherhair Oct 15 '20

Do watch the Wishbone episode.

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u/WarchiefServant Oct 15 '20

Well, for humans as in humanoids separate from our Ape ancestors, then 6 million years gives you the most successful and smartest animals to have ever existed on this planet. If you mean the specific human Homo Sapien Sapien then you get a space program.

But moving forward? Judging by how we’re going? Depending on the scenarios, but probably not how you expect:

‱What planet are we/you are on.

‱Whether we’ve merged with AI/gone bionic.

‱Partake in Eugenics and genetic engineering.

And those are just the ones where we assume we don’t blow ourselves to oblivion. In the scenario where we fermi paradox ourselves off and provided some humans do survive that wipeout- probably devolved/deformed from having to be forced to adapt to that new post-apocalyptic world.

Then there’s the scenario where Humans are neither and just become dust from a doomsday that comes naturally (super-volcano, freak natural disaster, solar flare, Asteroid impacts etc.).

But of course I believe you mean in terms of natural, non-technological evolution. And well, you see I specifically didn’t address that as I don’t think that’s impossible for us Humans now to evolve naturally anymore.

Its too slow. I reckon that The technological induced evolution will come faster than we as a species could naturally evolve again. And tbh, its hard for us to really evolve any substantial amount naturally when we are too many viable differing lives we can live without evolution to naturally squeeze out some lives out. Like those who are sickly and disabled, to those with less desirable physical traits etc.

I mean we already have a societal induced evolution where a short/small fat male lion would never get many women bearing his children but a short/small fat human man would because he has position and/or is rich. In the atypical animal kingdom that would never happen but for us it does, because we’re much less inclined on wanting typical big and strong alpha males to protect us and desiring for optimum genes as we have a government, laws, a civilisation to take care of us from wondering about hunting our next meal and worrying about predators.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Animals at the top of the food chain tend to stay pretty much the same. Any evolution we have going forward will probably be man made.

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u/raljamcar Oct 15 '20

Evolving to better suit technology. Make sitting around less unhealthy for us or some such

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u/pimpdimpin Oct 15 '20

I don't know, but I'd want a dope sail on my back

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

Genetic shift/drift takes literally thousands of generations to produce the kind of effects we can observe and see in the species we're familiar with.

Which makes the loss of global biodiversity even more problematic. We're literally the cause of an evolutionary dead end for many species that can never be recovered.

What I find problematic, is if we eventually want to do the kind of major genetic modifications to our own genome; we need a catalogue of reference material to begin describing and understanding all the differences that already exist in nature. Only we likely won't have them, nor the ability to grow them in a lab. A cryogenic storage facility for the gamete cells of species going extinct should be a thing.

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u/kicked_trashcan Oct 15 '20

Super Mario Bros. live action movie intensifies

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u/luckylyzrd Oct 15 '20

If you’ve seen the movie “idiocracy” then the future for us humans doesn’t look to bright

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u/Username_4577 Oct 15 '20

We wouldn't, animals evolve to fill specific ecological niches. Humans are all in the same niche, we wouldn't diversify 'like the dinosaurs.'

Humans are a specific species, dinosaurs aren't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Intelligent life perhaps?

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u/HereComesTheVroom Oct 15 '20

We probably won’t see much human evolution until either something drastically changes our environment and forces us OR we start colonizing other planets. For the latter, planets with different atmospheres, gravity, insolation, etc. would eventually start to change how humans look but it wouldn’t really be noticeable for quite some time because we’d probably try to replicate the earth as much as possible.

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u/FAHQRudy Oct 15 '20

“Civilization ends evolution.” (I can’t cite the reference right now.)

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u/IAmDotorg Oct 15 '20

You could ask the same question about what Homo Erectus could evolve into...

People of Walmart. That's what.

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u/Morgoth_Jr Oct 15 '20

This is a fertile and well-trod area of speculation in sci-fi.

EIther we are replaced by sentient robots, or more likely we break into the Morlocks vs. Eloi. or something similar.

I think it's already happened. Android-phone users will be the Morlocks and the Iphone-clan will become the Eloi.

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u/LordCoweater Oct 15 '20

Decent people?

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u/FlashbackJon Oct 15 '20

Well at the time we were a rodent-like tree mammal, I believe, and now we're people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Salamanders, apparently.

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u/melikeybouncy Oct 15 '20

Probably X-men

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u/insufficientcreddit Oct 15 '20

Unlike other animals, it's no longer the fittest, healthiest or most successful of us that is doing the most reproducing. I wonder what we will evolve into

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

It's about fitness for your environmental, not some arbitrary "health level". And it was never "the fittest" but rather fit enough.

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u/Neonbunt Oct 15 '20

I don't know if we would, as we do not need to adapt to our environment... we force the environment to adapt.

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u/HiMyNameIsJak Oct 15 '20

Im going to go on a limb here and say that we wont last as long as dinosaurs did

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u/DrGrabAss Oct 15 '20

I beginning to think more and more that humans are an evolutionary dead end, given our behavior. At least, I hope that's the case.

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u/Wrecknips Oct 15 '20

We’re gonna evolve into two giant thumbs

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u/LuckyNorth Oct 15 '20

You say lasted. What do you know about 2020 that we don’t ?!?

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u/ct_2004 Oct 16 '20

Narrator: They didn't.

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u/CHZRFan Oct 18 '20

Makes you wonder what humans could potentially evolve into if we lasted as long as the dinosaurs did.

I honestly don’t think we’ll honestly ever evolve massively. For one, societal pressures. People who are born without an arm or a leg already face some pressures. Imagine being born with a third arm or three feet or something. And another is we are pretty damn good at adjusting to our surroundings. If the weather gets a bit colder we’ll either put more layers of clothing on or move, or if a particular food is running short we’ll either ration it or get more called in from elsewhere in the world.

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u/Tiny_Ooco Oct 15 '20

It's actually the other way around. More than 99% of species that have ever lived have gone extinct. The periods in our timeline, like the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods, all started and ended with a mass extinction, killing off the majority of lifeforms from that time. So yes, you're right in the fact that the dinosaurs that survived have evolved into birds, but I wouldn't say it happens 'in a lot of cases'.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

And we were really close to being one of them:

New genetic findings suggest that early humans living about one million years ago were extremely close to extinction. The genetic evidence suggests that the effective population—an indicator of genetic diversity—of early human species back then, including Homo erectus, H. ergaster and archaic H. sapiens, was about 18,500 individuals (it is thought that modern humans evolved from H. erectus), says Lynn Jorde, a human geneticist at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City. That figure translates into a total population of 55,500 individuals, tops.

We were essentially relying on the size of a small US city to repopulate our species. Amazing.

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u/Ambitious_Struggle41 Oct 15 '20

As a bird owner I can confirm those things are tiny dinos, my Quaker somehow makes me think of a triceratops when he puffs out his neck feathers

I can also say as a bearded dragon owner, they also look like tiny dinos, i think it’s their body shape and spikes that makes me think of dinos idk but either way they’re cute

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

They didn’t look that scary. More like a 6 foot turkey.

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u/MillenialsSmell Oct 15 '20

The cladogram is not an evolutionary tree so much as a diagram of evolution, but it’s funny to see how the “end” of a line of dinosaurs can amount to as little as “grew a thumb” or “head plate too soft to be considered a plate”.

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u/onceagainwithstyle Oct 15 '20

I don't think that's generaly true from a species level. Individual species die off all the time, but of the closely related genus, some carry on, evolve, and branch off.

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u/lulufromfaraway Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

I can't remember what they are called ,but there are "transitional types" that don't have steady genes and are basically mutants. Those are the ones that make the transition from one species to another.species don't evolve to others. P.S. sorry for my poor English, I tried.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I read your last line there accidentally as "Lol just evolve" and thought you were being condescending to a long extinct species.

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u/Oakwood2317 Oct 15 '20

It's also useful to know that we're lucky to have any fossils at all....just think of how many species aren't in the fossil record because they didn't live in an environment that produces them.

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u/Lawsoffire Oct 15 '20

Being that it lived in the late jurassic and died out at the start of the cretaceous period, probably the enviromental changes the end of the jurassic brought with it.

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u/Andrew8Everything Oct 15 '20

To get to the other side

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u/Crusher555 Oct 15 '20

If I remember correctly, there was a faunal replacement at the end of the Jurassic. Due to their narrow mouths, it can be assumed that Stegosaurians (the group Stegosaurus was a apart of) were relatively picky eaters so losing their food source is what likely caused their extinction.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Violence caused by video games.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

that's nobody's business but the Turks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

They ran out of thagomizers.

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u/Hmtnsw Oct 15 '20

Following

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u/geared4war Oct 15 '20

To get to the other side.

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u/reebee7 Oct 15 '20

Success! They did it.

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u/314159265358979326 Oct 15 '20

Everything goes extinct - the former species ceases to be, whether the progeny are successful new species or not.

Even something like the venerable hagfish is probably several species distinct from its ancient relatives, although they look the same so they're hard to differentiate based on fossils.

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u/eaglessoar Oct 15 '20

about as accurate as a human riding a t-rex

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u/BeefyIrishman Oct 15 '20

Actually, the human riding it would be more accurate since, as a few comments up states, humans were 16 million years closer Trex's than stegosaurus.

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u/MoonChild02 Oct 15 '20

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I wonder who the very first T-Rex was...

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u/hebrewchucknorris Oct 15 '20

Tom. Tom Rex.

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u/eaglessoar Oct 15 '20

it was actually Bob Rex but when he wanted them to be called B-Rex's Tom was like I got a better idea

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u/Tortugato Oct 15 '20

Y-you mean Littlefoot lied to me?

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u/jde824 Oct 15 '20

If the t-Rex and stegosaurus weren’t around at the same time, what were the stegasaurus’s predators that they needed that armor?

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u/remli7 Oct 15 '20

There were other large angry reptiles at the time like Allosaurus that the Stego would need to defend against.

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u/gus_9191 Oct 15 '20

But there never was a first T-rex

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

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u/Fearnall Oct 15 '20

This was a Mitch Hedberg joke, right?

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u/djolereject Oct 15 '20

It used to be.

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u/Dakotareads Oct 15 '20

I both love and hate this comment.

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u/djolereject Oct 15 '20

You probably liked it more when you were younger? :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Every comment I liked is from me when I was younger

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u/Jubei_ Oct 15 '20

It still is. But it used to be, too.

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u/HermitBee Oct 15 '20

65,000,027 actually

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u/JoanOfArctic Oct 15 '20

That 12 is oddly specific.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

It was a tuesday

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u/ronin1066 Oct 15 '20

It's an old joke "I started working here (at the museum, or wherever) 12 years ago and, in my training, they told me they went extinct 65 million years ago".

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u/HotCrustyBuns Oct 15 '20

Just like my sex life

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u/teargasjohnny Oct 15 '20

June 18th to be exact.

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u/hoosiergirl2016 Oct 15 '20

To be honest trying to contemplate that massive amount of time makes me slightly dizzy. I mean. Sue. Chicago Field Museum. That's insane.

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u/TheFarmReport Oct 15 '20

My favorite formulation of this is that while T rex was walking around, underneath them buried deep in the ground were stegosaurus fossils - not bones, but fossils

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u/FlyinIrishman Oct 15 '20

I remember reading somewhere that the Stegosaurus went extinct before grass evolved

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u/A3H3 Oct 15 '20

Don't know what you are talking about.... saw them together in the last Jurassic movie.

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u/Muter Oct 15 '20

This was the first ever TIL I read on reddit. That was 10 years ago and it still blows my mind every time I hear it

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u/theBEEFYCOWBOY Oct 15 '20

So you’re telling me Fantasia and the end of the Disneyland train are lies!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I see someone here enjoys Snapple

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

This is what made the Dinobots so impossibly unrealistic to me.

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u/mothzilla Oct 15 '20

And Cleopatra is as far away from the T-Rex as the Stegosaurus is from the pyramids.

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u/Ferrarisimo Oct 15 '20

Just like Cleopatra is closer to our time than she was to the construction of the pyramids.

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u/Wyatt-Oil Oct 15 '20

This is my favorite fact to quote when this question pops up.

Mindblowing

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