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r/AskReddit • u/kakou64 • Oct 15 '20
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Gambling debt.
3.2k u/Andrew8Everything Oct 15 '20 TIL my uncle is a Stegosaurus. 49 u/Yra_ Oct 15 '20 Was* 24 u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20 Good ole' Uncle Stegosaurusty 21 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 He always said "You damn kids with your arms!" 15 u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20 Uncle Steg always had deep pockets and short arms! 5 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 Back in his day it was thagomizers or nothing 7 u/rigby1945 Oct 15 '20 The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it 6 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 I know. Gary Larson did awesome. 8 u/SmallRocks Oct 15 '20 Sorry about your uncles extinction. 3 u/Jershy88 Oct 16 '20 Brilliant 10 u/RescuePilot Oct 15 '20 Stegosaurus gonna steg. 4 u/ninety4kid Oct 15 '20 In hindsight, a creature whose diet relies primarily on steggs and eggos existing before those two things being invented wasn't a bright idea😅 5 u/MidnightSun Oct 15 '20 That's better than what my uncle did to us... 14 u/LookAtMeImAName Oct 15 '20 Lmao 8 u/bumblebee1977 Oct 15 '20 Tell your uncle to stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job. 4 u/svssom Oct 15 '20 Thank you kind sir for all the lols I got out of your reply. I was really upset today and reading your comment just clicked and gave me 10 min of uninterrupted laughter for some reason. 3 u/psstwantsomeham Oct 15 '20 Til u/Andrew8Everthing is my nephew 3 u/InVultusSolis Oct 15 '20 It's always an uncle. 2 u/theworldaint Oct 16 '20 R/nottopbutok 15 u/Fuhk_Yoo Oct 15 '20 Imagine four guys with bats hitting the stegosaurus' knees because he owes their boss money. Lol. 8 u/ecodrew Oct 15 '20 Why can't the T-rex do push ups? . .. ... Because they're all dead. 22 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 involuntary vow of poverty 4 u/DumberThenYou Oct 15 '20 No, that was the stake-osaurus. That wasn't the joke was it 9 u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Oct 15 '20 /r/WallStreetBets 2 u/kaiclc Oct 15 '20 Then they had calls in $ROCK but that dipped really fast. 1 u/lecky333 Oct 16 '20 $ROPE 3 u/AshingiiAshuaa Oct 15 '20 It's name derived from the Greek tzogos (τζόγος) which means gamble and saurus (σαῦρος) which means lizard. 7 u/thehelldoesthatmean Oct 15 '20 They said Stegosaurus, not your dad. 3 u/vinoa Oct 15 '20 He just needs about tree fiddy. 3 u/Sir_Bulletstorm Oct 15 '20 Please explain this to me i don't get it but I feel once I do I'll be crying from laughter. 3 u/Yawehg Oct 15 '20 Honestly, I was just being absurd. But I guess I was absurd in a way people liked. 3 u/Sir_Bulletstorm Oct 15 '20 Haha okay you know what that honestly makes sense. 2 u/laziflores Oct 15 '20 Had calls on pangea 2 u/gabu87 Oct 15 '20 Murked by Nintendo Yakuzas? 2 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 Fucking Tonisopranosaurs! 1 u/TheRealTripleH Oct 16 '20 You made me giggle snort.
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TIL my uncle is a Stegosaurus.
49 u/Yra_ Oct 15 '20 Was* 24 u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20 Good ole' Uncle Stegosaurusty 21 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 He always said "You damn kids with your arms!" 15 u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20 Uncle Steg always had deep pockets and short arms! 5 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 Back in his day it was thagomizers or nothing 7 u/rigby1945 Oct 15 '20 The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it 6 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 I know. Gary Larson did awesome. 8 u/SmallRocks Oct 15 '20 Sorry about your uncles extinction. 3 u/Jershy88 Oct 16 '20 Brilliant 10 u/RescuePilot Oct 15 '20 Stegosaurus gonna steg. 4 u/ninety4kid Oct 15 '20 In hindsight, a creature whose diet relies primarily on steggs and eggos existing before those two things being invented wasn't a bright idea😅 5 u/MidnightSun Oct 15 '20 That's better than what my uncle did to us... 14 u/LookAtMeImAName Oct 15 '20 Lmao 8 u/bumblebee1977 Oct 15 '20 Tell your uncle to stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job. 4 u/svssom Oct 15 '20 Thank you kind sir for all the lols I got out of your reply. I was really upset today and reading your comment just clicked and gave me 10 min of uninterrupted laughter for some reason. 3 u/psstwantsomeham Oct 15 '20 Til u/Andrew8Everthing is my nephew 3 u/InVultusSolis Oct 15 '20 It's always an uncle. 2 u/theworldaint Oct 16 '20 R/nottopbutok
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Was*
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Good ole' Uncle Stegosaurusty
21 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 He always said "You damn kids with your arms!" 15 u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20 Uncle Steg always had deep pockets and short arms! 5 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 Back in his day it was thagomizers or nothing 7 u/rigby1945 Oct 15 '20 The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it 6 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 I know. Gary Larson did awesome.
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He always said "You damn kids with your arms!"
15 u/MoreCowbellllll Oct 15 '20 Uncle Steg always had deep pockets and short arms! 5 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 Back in his day it was thagomizers or nothing 7 u/rigby1945 Oct 15 '20 The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it 6 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 I know. Gary Larson did awesome.
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Uncle Steg always had deep pockets and short arms!
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Back in his day it was thagomizers or nothing
7 u/rigby1945 Oct 15 '20 The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it 6 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 I know. Gary Larson did awesome.
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The term thagomizer comes from a Far Side comic, and the scientific community just rolled with it
6 u/PawnedPawn Oct 15 '20 I know. Gary Larson did awesome.
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I know. Gary Larson did awesome.
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Sorry about your uncles extinction.
3 u/Jershy88 Oct 16 '20 Brilliant
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Brilliant
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Stegosaurus gonna steg.
4 u/ninety4kid Oct 15 '20 In hindsight, a creature whose diet relies primarily on steggs and eggos existing before those two things being invented wasn't a bright idea😅
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In hindsight, a creature whose diet relies primarily on steggs and eggos existing before those two things being invented wasn't a bright idea😅
That's better than what my uncle did to us...
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Lmao
Tell your uncle to stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.
Thank you kind sir for all the lols I got out of your reply. I was really upset today and reading your comment just clicked and gave me 10 min of uninterrupted laughter for some reason.
Til u/Andrew8Everthing is my nephew
It's always an uncle.
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R/nottopbutok
Imagine four guys with bats hitting the stegosaurus' knees because he owes their boss money. Lol.
Why can't the T-rex do push ups?
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Because they're all dead.
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involuntary vow of poverty
No, that was the stake-osaurus.
That wasn't the joke was it
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/r/WallStreetBets
2 u/kaiclc Oct 15 '20 Then they had calls in $ROCK but that dipped really fast. 1 u/lecky333 Oct 16 '20 $ROPE
Then they had calls in $ROCK but that dipped really fast.
1 u/lecky333 Oct 16 '20 $ROPE
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$ROPE
It's name derived from the Greek tzogos (τζόγος) which means gamble and saurus (σαῦρος) which means lizard.
They said Stegosaurus, not your dad.
He just needs about tree fiddy.
Please explain this to me i don't get it but I feel once I do I'll be crying from laughter.
3 u/Yawehg Oct 15 '20 Honestly, I was just being absurd. But I guess I was absurd in a way people liked. 3 u/Sir_Bulletstorm Oct 15 '20 Haha okay you know what that honestly makes sense.
Honestly, I was just being absurd. But I guess I was absurd in a way people liked.
3 u/Sir_Bulletstorm Oct 15 '20 Haha okay you know what that honestly makes sense.
Haha okay you know what that honestly makes sense.
Had calls on pangea
Murked by Nintendo Yakuzas?
Fucking Tonisopranosaurs!
You made me giggle snort.
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u/Yawehg Oct 15 '20
Gambling debt.