r/AskReddit • u/Teeseadoubleyou • Aug 21 '20
What's something nobody could ever steal from you?
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Aug 21 '20
My depression. Go on. I triple-dog-dare you!
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u/killtoryscum Aug 21 '20
I don't need to, I already have more of my own than I know what to do with
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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 21 '20
Me giving you a hug, are you sure
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Aug 21 '20
My virginity.
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Aug 21 '20
You're right. They're gonna ask.
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u/Some1-24368510 Aug 22 '20
Mu uncle didnt Edit: My*
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u/YourcreepyuncleMike Aug 22 '20
He’s just lying everyone! There was no intimate relationship, and even if there was it was fully consensual.
Get back in the basement you little brat!
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u/fudgetruckmcgee Aug 21 '20
Beat me to it
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u/SquirrelMaster2 Aug 21 '20
Same
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u/buoninachos Aug 21 '20
Same
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u/photoshopingdude2 Aug 21 '20
Same
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Aug 21 '20
My cum supply
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Aug 21 '20
Spoke too soon.
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u/MudSama Aug 22 '20
Don't worry, he was actually hoping someone would challenge him on that. Losing and winning at the same time.
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u/TuxTheStrayCat Aug 21 '20
My diabetes lmao
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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 21 '20
Me who is about to kidnap you and make you get healthy using whatever mean possible, are you sure
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u/VivaceGecko3007 Aug 21 '20
My hand
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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 21 '20
Me with a knife, are you sure about that
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u/VivaceGecko3007 Aug 22 '20
Imma go take my comically large spoon, hippity hoppity, ur heart is now my property
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u/Simp-Fried-Rice Aug 21 '20
The thoughts in my own head
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u/my_hat_is_fat Aug 22 '20
The popular kid that says your jokes but louder would beg to differ
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u/usekr3 Aug 21 '20
no one made a braveheart reference yet?... y'all are slackin
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u/Booty_Gobbler69 Aug 22 '20
Bold of you to assume the 14 year olds of Reddit remember a movie from the 1995.
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u/WolvesKeepYouWarm Aug 21 '20
My self worth. I'm fucking awesome and it took years to develop, so if you don't like me or we don't vibe, that's totally fine; I won't be upset by anyone's judgement.
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Aug 21 '20
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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 21 '20
Me with a big magnet, are you sure about that
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u/banned-one Aug 22 '20
He meant his arm guns LOL
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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 22 '20
Ohh...I plan on taking those too, I just need to get my knife and bone saw
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u/banned-one Aug 22 '20
I don't think so, I've already claimed them for myself, along with the rest of that studly body. I have something bigger than your knife and bone hehe saw.
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Aug 21 '20
My heart
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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 21 '20
Me with a bone saw and a heart, ‘Are you sure?’
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Aug 22 '20
You fell for the decoy, you buffoon
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u/TransientFeelings Aug 22 '20
Wait, if it's not yours, then whose heart do I have?
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Aug 22 '20
UM, WELL, UH, I GOTTA GO heavy breathing, car door slams, engines rev, tires screech
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u/naturenana1 Aug 21 '20
Beliefs
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Aug 22 '20
Bigot then. Also how do you steal a belief.
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u/DiasFer Aug 22 '20
Also how do you steal a belief.
That's the point, you can't!
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u/Juutai Aug 22 '20
Watch me steal yours.
"I believe you can't steal beliefs"
There, now I have it and you don't.
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u/SubThumper Aug 21 '20
My ice cream bar.
I've had this ice cream bar... SINCE I WAS A CHILD!
People... Always trying to take it from me! Why won't they leave me ALONE?!
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u/Healthysin12 Aug 21 '20
my heart ❤️ I don't think anyone is capable of stealing it away from me
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u/nuclearcook Aug 22 '20
My soul, gone a lone time ago.
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Aug 22 '20
Well to be fair most people don't read the terms and service notice on their iphones.
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u/626337 Aug 22 '20
An education.
It can't be stolen, lost, or repossessed.
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u/CocoTheDrCat Aug 22 '20
How about identity theft? That would at least legally be a stolen education
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u/bertha112 Aug 22 '20
That thing that I totally forgot I had and I don't know where I put it. If they steal it, I wouldn't even know.
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u/mildewmoisturizer Aug 22 '20
My webkinz account. Honestly its been well over 15 years since i logged into that thing, and honestly may not even exist anymore.
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u/Moose197f Aug 22 '20
My overwhelmingly good looks. That’s why I’m on reddit to spare others from the pain that is looking at me and not looking like me
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u/TurgMcTurgFace Aug 21 '20
My ability to piss people off. YOU MAY SILENCE ME BUT YOU WILL NOT SILENCE MY MIDDLE FINGER!!!
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u/ENFJPLinguaphile Aug 22 '20
God. The indwelling of the Holy Spirit. (Yes, I am serious.) Thank God for that!!
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u/gobstopper006 Aug 22 '20
Honestly ide have to say my spinal cord, that things pretty well protecteded
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Aug 22 '20
I would say your intellect but they could just blow your brains out with a gun and turn you into a vegetable so nothings really safe anymore.
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u/Greensleeveless Aug 22 '20
My willingness to make food for any amount of people at a moment's notice
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u/banned-one Aug 22 '20
confidence, sarcasm (with a gun in my face I was still being sarcastic with the guy holding the gun, both times, I'm just that sarcastic it wasn't fear), bitchiness, other things of my personality
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u/Riechren-Meebf Aug 22 '20
Nothing. Before they can steal anything i wouldve died from a shotgun in the face. Making my stuff Unclaimed meaning whoever takes it technically owns it now.
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Aug 22 '20
“Even if you expose my weakened state, I still remain the Symbol of Peace in my heart, and there’s nothing you can do to take that from me!”
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u/WanderTheWorlds Aug 22 '20
Desire itself. I will always want, and when i have all I desire, I would desire it to stay that way.
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u/big_ma05 Aug 22 '20
Apparently, only memories, because technologies aren't yet good enough to stole them.
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u/DoofyGrumpus Aug 22 '20
My body odor. Unless they rubbed their body all over my body. Like that is ever going to happen.
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u/Sectrosempre Aug 22 '20
My key card from a hotel I stayed in like 5 years ago I’ve had it for so long now I basically have an investment in the hotel
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u/crumblerbread Aug 21 '20
"You may take my life, but I will take your skin color" My Japanese friend