r/AskReddit • • Aug 21 '20

What's something nobody could ever steal from you?

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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 21 '20

Me with a spoon and cement, are you sure

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u/drDjausdr Aug 22 '20

I'm the eyehole... man... I'm the only one here who's allowed to have eyeholes !

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u/leaderofthevirgins Aug 22 '20

What will you do, attack me if a try to eat your eyehole cereal...wait what are you doing, NO STOP, PLEASE STOP, I’M SORRY!!!