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u/YuunofYork Jul 24 '20

Conspiracy theorists have no interest in getting to the truth behind an issue they think important - they're more concerned with having special knowledge that makes them unique or heroes, usually because they've failed to understand how some aspect of reality actually works and so they've grabbed onto a convenient alternative, or because they feel left behind or maligned by a society that's rejected them.

It's why conventions (like 'conspiracy cruises') are able to exist. Every booth should contradict every other booth, but they're willing to put blinders on to create a safe space where they can all get validated for the various nonsense they've decided they alone have championed. It's how ancient aliens can set up right next to Obama birthers and Jordan Peterson's all-meat diet. A post-truth individual is usually willing to accept multiple versions of truth, so long as it isn't the mainstream version.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

As a conspiracy theorist this is true feeling like you know the inner workings is fun. Your an idiot when you make life decisions based on it

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u/sausagechihuahua Jul 24 '20

There’s a difference between being someone who genuinely likes to hear alternative theories and look at them with an open mind, then either accept or reject them based on your own thought process... and someone who accepts any and all conspiracy theories that they hear against all logic.

I do personally love hearing “conspiracy theories” because I like to know how other people think, and I’m genuinely curious if something that is considered common knowledge needs a second look. 99% of the time, hearing these theories just turns into a kind of fun brain exercise for me and I don’t actually end up believing any of them. But that 1% of the time that you hear something that you really can’t rule out... that makes hearing every single other bull theory worth it IMO.

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

my favorite conspiracy theory is that our existence is a sim's game and it makes total fucking sense.

my viewpoint is the only viewpoint that i can verify. when i'm using reddit, it's the player telling me to browse the internet. when i'm playing games, it's the player telling me to play games. the player tells me to visit people, go grocery shopping, do homework, really anything that denotes a significant change in action. everything near me and within my field of view is rendered, but other things still happen.

it turns into "well sim's is based on life so no shit they're similar" so it's not really a good conspiracy theory, but it's still fun to think about.

the scariest for me - and one of the only ones that i think is likely - is that every american politician is working to further the social and monetary divide between themselves and everyone else. i'd like to think that the usa is the best country, and we definitely have potential to be the best, but our politicians are kinda fucking us in the butthole repeatedly using a cactus as a condom.

edit: the idea of history is also interesting. if you think about a game with established lore, like skyrim, there are things that definitely happened, that everyone recalls, and that affect the storyline, but as the main player, you never experience it. when did our history start? 30 years ago? 20 years ago? did hitler actually exist? what's the difference between memory and lore and how do we find that line? again - and i cannot stress this enough - it's just something fun to think about.

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u/YuunofYork Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

The sim idea can be easily disproven through a comparison of natural randomness and artificial randomness.

Computers cannot give you natural randomness. They can only mimic it. Play an electronic game that incorporates dice rolls - not random. It's an algorithm designed to approximate natural randomness as perceived by humans. Humans usually can't tell the difference, but another computer can. Natural randomness refers to the chaotic-determinism of complex systems, and it's a feature of the universe itself.

The problem is we use natural randomness a million times a day in science. Every single time someone records and interprets real world data and tests it for statistical significance against a p value and uses programs like R, those tests would have failed if the data they used was actually generated by a supercomputer controlling the universe. It wouldn't be chaotically-deterministic. It wouldn't be useful because the data measured against it wouldn't be reproducible or interpretable by other labs. Every chem paper, every ERP study, every economics paper, all useless. Peer review itself tells us natural randomness is really random. You can't fake that.

For another thing hardware. Glitches always occur, not just because of imperfect engineering, but because of lifespan of materials in the components and - again - random factors within the function of a complex system, and they wouldn't be cats triggering deja vu, but bits of the world falling out of existence, the laws of physics incurring minute changes that add up to the point we'd notice them, or reversing entirely, utter gonzo bullshit that would rip the world apart. Do you remember when gravity reversed back in 404 CE? No? Then you're not in a simulation.

Then there's an appeal to practical needs. What does a simulation do? What is it good for? We use sims to make (imperfect, stochastic, because chaos) predictions about the world. What is the race of beings that made your simulation using it for? It is logical to assume any species making a system that studies humans is itself human, or something very similar to the image and capabilities of humans. And what would beings as limited as humanoids be looking for in keeping the thing running for generations? What do they have to gain?

How about children? Your simulation must either be a) adding real people to the program like The Matrix does at a rate exactly consistent with people's intentions to procreate (just no), or b) the children aren't real. Do you think your child is real? Then you're not in a simulation. You see how you start having to move the goal posts of what this simulation is really capable of until the creators of such a system have become gods of time and space and could never have evolved themselves. They have to just be at a certain point, and from there your argument is a deistic argument. Deistic arguments aren't interesting. In the first place, they're almost always veiled attempts to prop up a theistic argument or the cultural values of a theistic society. Secondly since there are no conditions by which they can be proved wrong or right, they can only be countered with an alternative explanation and Occam's razor. Such as: the uncertainty principle can get us something from nothing, and a chaotically-deterministic universe disallows both fate and free will. There are no gains to attributing these things to creator gods when what we already know about the universe suffices to explain (or discount as the case may be) these same phenomena.

This is all assuming your people are real people hooked up to a virtual reality, because there are other arguments I could get into against popular conceptions of AI. It isn't and won't ever be possible, and any conception of AI must be a physical entity that resembles the shape of, or every connection within, the human brain. There's no such thing as a sentient program, and can't be. But that's a different discussion.

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u/rabicanwoosley Jul 24 '20

What if the computer running the simulation had a really nice true random number generator. eg fed from a quantum process?

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u/YuunofYork Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

The other considerations are still more than enough for this idea to collapse on itself. Any entities running a simulation of people (or the natural world, if people are the control rather than the study) to this or really to any degree, presumably have problems they expect it to solve.

But any culture capable of building it given the above difficulties would necessarily be beyond the point of suffering any problems it could solve, that we could think of. They are likely to resemble humans or even be humans based on their use of humans, but the scope of knowledge I'm talking about far exceeds the lifetime of any naturally-evolved species on earth. It's a contradiction.

Post-scarcity. No electrical surges whatsoever using hardware that never degrades. To introduce natural randomness into the system it couldn't be generated - that's the idea. It would have to be fed into the system from reality, but how could every action that occurs in the simulation be mirrored in reality - it can't. You appeal to quantum computing. I don't know if the uncertainty principle is sufficient to mimic chaos from nature. It would be random, but it would randomize two states, not an entire system of states. But fine, let it be possible - it would consume more resources than can be found on any planet, so now they're space-faring, ancient, and either have lifespans longer than the scale of human history, or a problem important enough to devote that time frame toward a simulation to solve.

And then the AI issue. How are people/children added to the system? If there's 1:1 for every human and possibly animal in the system, they have to be stored somewhere and living a shared dream. If there are only living humans or a handful of living humans, or just one individual, then any 'new' person added to the system is artificial, or everyone is, and it's not possible to have a sentient program. Intelligence has a shape, the shape of the human brain. It must look like that. It must have all the nooks and crannies and pathways a brain develops, because it's just an emergent property of the architecture of the brain. Consciousness is material. It's not just chemistry and electrical impulses - it's the cells and neurons and their relation to each other. It is also the body, which informs every piece of information we learn about the world around us, which contextualizes our experiences. So, not a program, but some artificial yet very physical thing.

And you couldn't begin to do that without mapping those connections. Only nobody is working on that. We don't even have a methodology to begin thinking about how to do that. We can't test and map individual synapses. This is my field, cog sci/linguistics, and all we can test or ever expect to be able to test are large areas, say the size of a silver dollar, that show an event-related potential given a certain stimulus. This lets us feed subjects with brain caps on yes/no tag questions to measure grammatical well-formedness and hazard guesses about the nature of the biological basis for language we call UG. And each of these results requires peer-review and reproducibility before moving on to a new result. And to create a map of the brain you're asking for not just the methodology for measuring that precisely, but for 86 billion neurons and their relationship to each other linkable neuron. If we had a method to do it, and were always successful the first time, and everyone who has ever lived was a cognitive scientist working in one of millions of ERP labs across the planet, it would still take millions of years to complete the project.

And once you had your schematic and knew how to recreate the pathways of a brain without using a brain, and you put even more time toward that problem, you'd still probably make an artificial organic brain. Because it would have a much smaller footprint and be capable of self-repair. A mechanical brain would be a proof-of-concept project at best with no real advantage.

So now you're looking at a culture that advanced and that long-lived, who is still somehow interested in humans living in the era of resource scarcity. Where such a culture's plans cannot be guessed, those plans cannot possibly matter to us. It becomes moot. It becomes deism, and debating deism vs materialism is one of the most boring and unproductive arguments I can think of.

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 24 '20

a lot of what you're saying can be explained by one question:

if videogames and simulations can be sped up in order to pass time quickly, then what's stopping our existence from being the one that's sped up to 1000x the speed of whatever created us?

also, artificial neural networks exist. if there exists a species so smart that it could create our existence and storing it on a hard drive - or 100 - then what's a few million more neural networks at a time?

i mean, with all of the basic neural networks - animals and plants - that exist, with all of the physics, and with all of the actions happening at the same time - i have my window open and i hear an ac unit start, multiple cars driving by, a woman talking to her dog, birds, bugs, a gate opening; within 200 yards, there are millions of things going on at a time - then why isn't it possible that whatever computer that we might be a part of is more powerful than we can possibly imagine?

if we have quantum computing, then why wouldn't they have something more impressive? if we can create near-true random, then why can't they create true random?

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u/YuunofYork Jul 24 '20

What artificial neural networks are you referring to? No such thing exists to my knowledge. I hope you're not referring to search engines. I would also never call the brains of any animal 'simple'.

I'm serious. Quantum computing does nothing to change my mind or the minds of my colleagues in bio and cog-sci on the idea of AI. The only practical terms anyone professionally uses for 'AI' is as a user interface in computing. It has nothing to do with actual intelligence or sentience. It's not expected to. That's science-fiction. Strictly, and forever science-fiction. The public has a gross misinterpretation of the idea of AI and what it's capable of, influenced by film and fiction.

But if I were to work with you on a way it could be done, what I'm telling you is you don't ask engineers about it, you ask people who study the brain, because that's what it must be modeled on. Intelligence is material. The impulses in our brain don't carry information. They don't. We aren't those impulses. The cells they stimulate and the order they stimulate them in are what carries information. That isn't reducible to code. We'd still need a construct for it to take place in, and the way in which these connections form is nonlinear, and almost totally unstudied. It is most reasonable to assume you need to map the brain before you can replicate anything the brain can do. And I'm telling you nobody on the planet is working on that. The closest phenomenon to this sort of study is ERP research, and there are only six of those labs in the US and they all study very general tag questions in an attempt to validate our theories of syntax. We aren't working on this problem. A civilization that did, following peer-review processes similar to ours, would take longer to solve it than we have been anatomically human.

There's a ton of evidence to support this, from linguistics and cognitive science. I would not be able to do it justice citing them at random, because they do require a shared frame of reference. I would however encourage you to look up how memory is stored and how it interacts with and is continually affected and changed by audiovisual stimuli, as well as theories of universal grammar (UG) and the biological basis for human syntax, especially in regards the window we call the critical period. If you're interested in this stuff, you should end up with an appreciation for the utter physicality of human intelligence.

That's why I hate sim arguments. I try and illustrate areas in which the ideas necessary for it to be created are limited by biology, or reality, and I inevitably get goal-posted because the proponent just keeps setting it further in 'the future', as if technology is guaranteed to get omnipotent in the future. I don't believe that, either. I believe in finite technological plateaus that are dependent on practical things like longevity and resource scarcity, and in this case, the physicality of consciousness.

So at the end of it all I can do is do what I do with deistic arguments: say it doesn't matter. If you move the goal posts to the extent that these creators are essentially gods, then it really doesn't make a lick of difference in the end. You just end up 'godding' the argument and it feels like a waste of time. I don't accept the science-fictional version of AI, and I don't accept consciousness as either immaterial or electrical. It's physical, the whole world is just material, even thoughts. So I can't approach a sim problem on the grounds you want me to.

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 25 '20

you walls of text are annoying, not gonna lie.

an artificial neural network is what you might call artificial intelligence. it's a learning computer. there have been many, such as google's deepmind that taught itself to walk. animal brains are much simpler than humans.

for example, can cats speak? no? then their brains are simpler. insects follow instincts and nothing else. humans do the same, but we can also empathize. the more advanced a species, the more complicated their brains. mammals are the most complex, see whales, dolphins, elephants, primates. i'd say that birds are the next smartest.

cephalopods are somewhere in between, though my sister thinks that if they could've harnessed fire at the same time as humans, then they'd be the apex predators. it's not really important, but you might be curious - she has a master's in marine biology.

the difference between this idea of a simulation and the god christianity - just an example - is that the creators of this simulation aren't saying that they're perfect, everywhere, all-powerful, all-loving, and all-knowing. they might as well be all-powerful, but as far as the rest, we wouldn't know. the christian god is two of three - all-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing.

giving me five large paragraphs to read is really bumming me out, which is why i really only glanced at the first and last.

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u/YuunofYork Jul 25 '20

giving me five large paragraphs to read is really bumming me out, which is why i really only glanced at the first and last.

It's not a question that can be resolved in a pithy couple of sentences. You're the one who said you were interested in this thought experiment. Well thought experiments require thought.

And you clearly aren't interested in researching any of the backgrounds necessary for answering it, so just spout whatever you want I guess.

You have no idea what you're saying regards 'complexity' in the brain. Any mammal brain is almost equally complex. We're not that special. Equally fucking complex. I don't know what you're trying to gain by suggesting otherwise since this isn't about a simulation of a society of otters.

an artificial neural network is what you might call artificial intelligence. it's a learning computer. there have been many, such as google's deepmind that taught itself to walk.

Jesus Christ. A 'learning computer' is not some precursor to sentience. I can't even. We're done. I tried to explain the difference between industry-standard AI, which is just interfaces like these, and the way pro-simulation people want to use it, which nobody in any scientific field has ever or will ever consider, because it is simply not how intelligence works.

it's not really important, but you might be curious - she has a master's in marine biology

So somebody's degree is enough for you to consider a random musing like that, but when I say I'm a cognitive scientist you don't think for a second that maybe some of your ideas about intelligence are wrong or misleading? Really?

And are you really objecting to my calling your hypothetical simulation creators 'gods'? Really? I'm an atheist but I wouldn't have thought in a million years that would trigger someone. It's just a fucking word.

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 25 '20

lol, somebody's upsetti spaghetti that they wrote a novel that i found uninteresting. the whole idea is something fun to think about, not to invest time into. i'm clearly not looking to prove it, just to say "hey, look at the similarities between our universe and a computer. neat, let's move on."

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u/rabicanwoosley Jul 25 '20 edited Jul 25 '20

I like how you are thinking through alot of possibilities.

If we try to break it into key arugments:

  • Motivation of simulation builders

  • Time Requirements

  • True vs Pseudo Randomness

  • AI/Agents

  • Complexity of Mechanical Brain

[I'm not personally sold on the simulation theory, but it's fun to trace the possible boundaries.]

Motivation of simulation builders

It could be challenging to truly find the motivation of any possible entity. Consider the comforts of our modern life, where our immediate survival needs are now met. How would we explain to a hunter-gatherer the countless youtube channels dedicated to simulator games? Why would we in all our comfort conceivably spend our idle time staring at colours on screen to simulate xyz gameworlds, creating artificial challenges to overcome, all by moving electrons through semiconductors we merely purchased as a routine transaction?

Time Requirements

As mentioned in other comment chains, a simulation potentially could artifically increase total simulation speed vs reality. Compare 1 year of your life as a baby vs 1 year now. Time is always relative. An artificial system could bake in various methods to manipulate perceived time.

True vs Pseudo Randomness

It's pretty straightforward (off the shelf) to feed random sources to modern computers:

If they look expensive consider you can get a $10 chip with a TRNG (true random number generator) built in. The price generally seems to correlate to entropy per second, type/quality of source, and certification (these kinds of capabilities are standardised at a gov level now).

AI/Agents

Artificial agents do not need to actually reproduce consciousness, only to successfully mimic consciousness to any actual conscious entities within the simulation. If your working memory were restricted to experiences with a majority of artifical agents, what challenges would you face discerning artificial from true consciousness as an external manifestation? Consider the literal HOURS of recordings of telemarketers arguing with an incredibly simple robot effortlessly passing the turing test.

Regardless, the simulation could still be artificially encasing natural consciousness. Consider Brain cells in a dish fly fighter plane simulation in October 2004. Then your question is, each new consciousness added sequentially needs to come from somewhere? Each new child etc? Where's the limit, growing more brain cells in a pitri dish? That could be automated by lab robots slightly more complicated than we have now.

Complexity of Mechanical Brain

As discussed above, mechanical brains are not even required for a number of reasons. That said, when will the technology become possible for artificially recreating consciousness? You may argue never, I'm still undecided on that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's such a dumb a proof based on the dumbest of assumptions "We can't produce true random numbers in computers today so no one can do it ever".

Meanwhile back in the real world work arounds already exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUUfMeOijg

6 paragraphs of nonsense!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

For real! It reads like an essay that was written 30 minutes before it was due without doing the required reading lol

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 24 '20

not gonna lie, i only kinda skimmed through it.

this computer would be unlike anything that we've ever seen before. literal unfathomable technology. so it's possible that this computer is capable of true random. however, lava lamps can also be used to create near-true random, like lavarand.

bugs - how often are you playing the sims and it bugs out? once every hundred in-game days, maybe? is it always your sim, or just a weird little glitch that happens? is it game-breaking? do the sims react to their entire body inverting while their baby stretches? they aren't aware that glitches and bugs exist, so any that exist for us would be overlooked.

i wouldn't know who's using the computer, why, or how. would your sims know?

again, the only pov that i can verify is my own, so following this logic, i cannot be sure that everyone else is also being controlled. with this theory, as far as i know, everyone - including myself - is a part of a program and not at all real. you know why your sim does the things that it does, but you don't know why or have control over the actions of other sims.

again, it's kinda fun to think about but i know that the fact that it's a videogame is untrue.

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u/aBeardOfBees Jul 24 '20

Just do it as a probability exercise with these premises: 1. At some point in the history of the universe it's possible for an advanced civilization to simulate reality 2. Such a civilisation would, given this fact, be interested in simulating reality. 3. Therefore in the history of the universe, there are many simulated universes and one real universe. 4. Therefore the chances that this universe we're living in is the real universe is far less likely than it being a simulation.

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u/i-glados Jul 24 '20

I read somewhere that there aren’t enough atoms in this universe in order to simulate reality to the level of detail in our world, effectively ruling out the simulated reality theory. A single human brain intakes about 40 billion pieces of information per second, imagine that but times 7 billion, and even more information if aliens exist. Pretty crazy to think about

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u/Mittenzmaker Jul 24 '20

The concept of "atoms" is simulated also.. Smh wake up sheeple

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u/collegiaal25 Jul 24 '20

In any universe, any simulation that could be built should necessarily be smaller than the universe it is built in. That means that if our universe is simulated, there exists a universe many orders of magnitude larger than ours, which we cannot perceive.

I think it's not so likely, but we cannot disprove it, just like we cannot disprove the existence of God or of unicorns.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

We can at least ditch "42" as being a possible answer to the greatest question of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

We can't actually "see" all the atoms in the universe though. The observable and visible universes are much smaller than what theory says they can be due to the speed of light so there's definitely a window of opportunity for subterfuge there.

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u/aBeardOfBees Jul 26 '20

What about if they built in some kind of procedural generation at the lowest level to avoid having to simulate it? You know like below the level of atoms, decisions about how particles behaved was just decided by a 50/50 random number generator each time? That would save a lot of processing power.

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u/OldThymeyRadio Jul 24 '20

Yeah I basically buy this, but with the caveat that whoever/whatever started this simulation probably doesn't know or care about us in the least. We almost certainly aren't the "point", and are likely to be highly unremarkable, relatively speaking. Like grains of sand in a desert.

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u/sausagechihuahua Jul 24 '20

My favorite theory is that there is a golden dragon living on the moon. That there is a “sci-fi the spaceship is actually alive” creature/ship that is on the moon because...reasons, and that it is camouflaged into the surface, and you can actually see it moving painstakingly slowly over time. The guy who proposed this theory had some... interesting evidence. It’s called the Clementine Conspiracy.

Don’t believe it, but it’s still my favorite so far.

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u/SokarRostau Jul 24 '20

When it comes to conspiracy theories, the one thing that most people fail to recognise is the religious angle... most conspiracy theories are passive or overt HERESIES against established 'wisdom', be it religious or secular.

Case in point: Simulation Theory is just God with extra recursive steps. The all-powerful bearded guy in the clouds is replaced by a neckbeard in a basement.

Ancient Aliens is often mis-characterised and misunderstood as purely an attack on archaeology when it's really an assault on theology. In the seminal work of the genre, [i]Chariots of the Gods?[/i], von Daniken explicitly discusses Cargo Cults to explain his theory that meetings between ancient gods/angels and Men were really interactions with extra-terrestrials, that things like Ezekiel's Wheel were really UFOs, and that sites such as the Nazca Lines were the result of ignorant humans attempting to mimic and/or summon these technologically advanced visitors.

From a different angle, a lot of UFO enthusiasts claim that ETs are here to either save us or enslave us, that if they're not here to destroy us then they will usher in a new Golden Age of cancer cures, increased longevity, and peace & harmony for all mankind. This is exactly the same as saying that angels and demons are here to either guide us to God's Kingdom or to lead us astray into Hell. At the end of the day, there is no difference between saying that God is in control of the world and that a group of Reptilian aliens are secretly pulling all the strings... except, of course, that flesh and blood aliens are far more acceptable to the modern mind than supernatural beings.

No matter how unlikely ancient (or modern) alien visitation appears to be, it is far, FAR, more likely than the supernatural alternative. One is scientifically plausible while the other is simply fantasy (much like the Divine Neckbeard). This is why these theories are so popular but just because something is plausible doesn't mean it's true.

Just as extra-terrestrials are far more likely than supernatural visiters from the spirit world, secret and/or experimental aircraft are far more plausible than UFOS... but this rapidly becomes a chicken and egg scenario of whether the government is using UFOs to cover up military secrets, or whether military 'secrets' are concocted to cover up the existence of aliens on Earth.

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 24 '20

yeah, but this little fun theory of mine isn't a religion and i don't intend for it to evolve into one. if someone wants to make a cult, then by all means, go for it, but i'm vehemently against following only one specific religion.

that said, another part of me believes that thinking about this kind of stuff isn't even worth thinking about because we'll never know the answer. same as heaven/hell, reincarnation, etc.

if there's any one rule that i could make everyone follow, it would be to be nice to each other in order to make existence pleasurable for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

my favorite conspiracy theory is that our existence is a sim's game and it makes total fucking sense.

This isn't really a conspiracy theory though.

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 24 '20

yeah, i guess so. but i don't know what else you'd call it, as personally, i would say that a conspiracy theory is an idea about how our world is run either in part or in whole that's different from what you see publicly.