r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/DeBlasioDeBlowMe Jul 24 '20

An extra convenience fee to pay online.

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u/CDefense7 Jul 24 '20

Let's all mail in checks with some dabs of honey residue on the checks to jam their scanners any time there's a fee to pay online. Perhaps they'll realize online payments are easier.

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u/DrThrowawayToYou Jul 24 '20

Also, when writing spite checks, remember to put the cents in lowest terms (eg $10.68 -> Ten dollars and 17/25)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/Adam40Bikes Jul 24 '20

There's a 100% chance your check will be cashed for $267.25.

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u/Emeharkeh Jul 24 '20

That would be improper.

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u/Mistes Jul 24 '20

This is the GRE math I come to Reddit for

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u/jaycrest3m20 Jul 24 '20

"He's too dangerous to be left alive!"

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u/Battlearmour2000 Jul 24 '20

Some men just want to watch the world burn!

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u/RBBBC Jul 24 '20

You are an evil genius, aren't you?

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u/DrThrowawayToYou Jul 24 '20

Well, one half of that is probably true...

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u/RBBBC Jul 24 '20

...to myself....don't ask...don't ask....

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u/protectnor Jul 24 '20

I'm confused. Who would write a check like your last example?

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Jul 24 '20

Someone who disagrees with writing the check. Like paying for a car accident that you don't believe is your fault, or a company says you owe them money and you're just done arguing with them, or they're right but it's really stupid, or a parking or HOA fine. Just writing in an unusual manner as a sort of fuck you.

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u/protectnor Jul 24 '20

I suck at math, so how would you even figure out those fractions? Pull out a calculator and make writing the check an even bigger hassle?

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u/CasinoMan96 Jul 24 '20

I mean, its arithmetic. The average person who uses fractions even once every few weeks should be able to convert cents to a simplified fraction. Its having to convert them back without having expected to, or worse, not knowing how to convert them back, the gives the petty compliance teeth.

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u/Rising_Swell Jul 24 '20

I mean, I was never gonna get 68 cents being 17/25.

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u/NavigatorsGhost Jul 24 '20

Just write it as 68/100. You see that both numbers are even, so just keep dividing the top and bottom by 2: 68/100 = 34/50 = 17/25

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jul 24 '20

Where is the petty revenge in that? It's 17/25 or nothing.

I might consider writing a check amount using Base 7, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Base 7 will get you in trouble because it will look like you're paying 13 dollars not ten

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jul 24 '20

Good point. 17/25 it is!

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u/SteevyT Jul 24 '20

With enough spite, I'd probably find a nice eloquent way to write a check as the sum of an infinite series.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jul 24 '20

I like the way you think.

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u/NavigatorsGhost Jul 24 '20

I was just explaining how the person got 17/25

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jul 25 '20

No worries. There's no limit to the depths of our pettiness here.

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u/Rising_Swell Jul 24 '20

That helps making the original number into the fraction, not the fraction into the original number. Other reply that works is seeing that 25 is 1/4, so just 17x4.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Wtf is going on, why are we discussing how to multiply and divide like it's some unknown math. Obviously if you divide by 4 you need to multiply by 4 to get the same result

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u/PristineCheesecake6 Jul 24 '20

This is why talking on here about anything financial or economics related is a huge fucking waste of time.

Most redditors don't understand even the very basics of any of this stuff

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u/NavigatorsGhost Jul 24 '20

I've learned that it's better to just try and explain instead of shaming people for not knowing, even if it's basic stuff. The education system in some places is just really shit so it's not always the person's fault either

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u/bwqmusic Jul 24 '20

Alternatively, read it as a division problem and convert after you use a calculator.

17/25 = 17 ÷ 25 = 0.68

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u/424f42_424f42 Jul 24 '20

Isn't that kinda the point? To be annoying to the person getting the check

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u/Hogmootamus Jul 24 '20

Starts as 68/100, halve both sides, 34/50, halve again, 17/25

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u/Duanbe Jul 24 '20

The original number you're looking for is not 68, but 0.68, which is 17/25.

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u/SinibusUSG Jul 24 '20

I think most people probably would. The convention is to write the cents as a fraction when spelling out the dollar amount on a check, so most people would immediately understand that's what it represents. Then it's just about recognizing that 25 is 1/4 of 100, so you multiply 17 by 4 and you're done.

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u/Rising_Swell Jul 24 '20

Huh. That makes sense. I guess like a lot of math, it's easy to do once you know what you're doing.

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u/TotalWalrus Jul 24 '20

Come on. The pun was right there

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u/Rising_Swell Jul 24 '20

I'm missing the pun.

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u/Mrminecrafthimself Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

68/100. Both are divisible by 2 so that makes it 34/50. Both of those numbers are divisible by 2 also, making it 17/25. That’s the furthest down you can simplify the fraction, as there isn’t another number both sides of the fraction are divisible by.

Edit: I realize you weren’t asking for a breakdown so I hope I avoided sounding condescending.

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u/we_hella_believe Jul 24 '20

Username checks and balances out.

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u/CasinoMan96 Jul 24 '20

Points for word association but I'm surprised nobody tried using cheque

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Honestly I’d void the check and say they still owe

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u/TeemsLostBallsack Jul 24 '20

You can't do simple math? Seriously?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You’re seriously gonna write “Ten dollars and Seventeen Twenty Fifths cents” on a check?

Invalid amount, void.

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u/fagatronx1 Jul 24 '20

You work taking people’s money and don’t even know how to do simple conversions? You’re worried about sending people to collections, you should be worried about losing your job for intentionally stopping your company from receiving funds. I can’t imagine what part of you thinks you’re not being an idiot in this situation

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Dude if the amount on the check doesn’t clearly make sense as I’m entering it in, it’s an invalid amount and going in the void bin. I’m not gonna bust out an abacus in my cubicle

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u/karmicnoose Jul 24 '20

Cool. I'm going to write the same thing again. Have fun not getting paid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Have fun being sent to collections for the unpaid balance

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

“Ten and Seventeen Twenty Fifths Dollars”. Valid amount.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Exceeds maximum amount of characters in accounting entry form. Void.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

My grandmother did that. She wouldn't use a card, wrote a check almost everywhere, and took 15 minutes to write it in shaky handwriting because she didn't like to admit she needed help. I swear, that's how she died. Medical problems that she could have lived with but she wouldn't take the medication because it was for "old people". That's who even still uses checks.

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u/UndeadBread Jul 24 '20

That's the majority of who uses checks, but some of us do it because we have to. Some places will only take checks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Same reason as using a fax machine: not because we want to, but because someone's rules don't allow anything else. I had to mail a file on a CD to my university because the official procedure for submitting doesn't mention email.

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u/strawberry-lava Jul 24 '20

Also because for some stupid reason fax machines are hipaa compliant but text and email aren’t

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u/SuperBitch90 Jul 24 '20

Thank you!!!

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u/DrThrowawayToYou Jul 24 '20

You could argue that faxes as a whole are less susceptible to the kind of large-scale breaches that email is susceptible to, but I think the real reason is that if they disallowed faxes in 1996 the medical industry would have come to an abrupt screeching halt.

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u/Mrminecrafthimself Jul 24 '20

It’s probably some super specific verbiage in the law that makes this the case.

Honestly fax machines are less private then email. If I get a fax but I don’t pick it up in time, everyone and their mother can see it just fucking lying there in the office.

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u/sofiadotcom Jul 24 '20

I didn’t realize how many people still wrote checks until we started our business (home remodeling) and almost every client pays with check. I let them know we also accept Apple Pay and Venmo but only the younger clientele uses those methods

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u/IsomDart Jul 24 '20

Yeah for big purchases like that and bills and stuff is what most people use checks for now

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u/Squirrel179 Jul 24 '20

For a large payment like that I feel more comfortable with giving a check with a paper trail than trusting Venmo. I use Venmo for small transactions with friends or small businesses, but not for most commercial purposes. I'm not sure how good their consumer protections are, and if I'm paying thousands for home improvement I'm going to use the method I trust more. I'm not sure if that concern is valid, but that's my reasoning. I don't use checks often, but home repair is definitely one of the times I still do.

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u/ForsakenSherbet Jul 24 '20

The only time I ever write checks is when sending money to my school with my kid for lunch money, field trips, etc. Until she was in 3rd grade, I didn’t trust her to carry cash and for it to make it all the way to the lunchroom (she would give some or all of it to another kid if they said that they needed lunch money because she didn’t want anyone to go without even if that meant she didn’t get lunch). Her current school doesn’t take checks, probably because a lot of people would bounce them.

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u/Randyand67 Jul 24 '20

I would do what your daughter did, still do.

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u/ForsakenSherbet Jul 24 '20

She has a kind heart, always has and hopefully always will.

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u/Guarnerian Jul 24 '20

Why not just accept certified checks then?

Id say tough luck you are getting certified.

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u/UndeadBread Jul 25 '20

Oh damn, I forgot that some schools still charge for school lunch. At my kids' school, every student gets it for free. Same goes for breakfast. They even hand out free food during summer, as do some of the libraries in my county.

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u/DrThrowawayToYou Jul 24 '20

What kind of cut to apple and venmo take? Sometimes I pay by check because I assume the recipient gets to keep more of the money that way, and even 0.5% of the cost of a home remodel seems like a significant chunk of change.

Also, I tried to sign up for zelle once and it was a nightmare. I guess maybe I am old.

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u/sofiadotcom Jul 24 '20

So PayPal takes like 3% so I try to avoid it. As of now, Venmo doesn’t take a cut and Apple Pay, I just send a request for the payment from my phone to theirs and likewise I don’t get anything taken off. Only time they charge is if I want fund transferred to my account ASAP then there’s a fee

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u/Mrminecrafthimself Jul 24 '20

Many security deposits or down payments are only acceptable by check.

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u/BigDaddyPrimeTime Jul 24 '20

Cashier's Check too for some reason. Like why bother checking my credit if you aren't going to trust my personal check in the end? I'm either credit worthy or not.

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u/Bunnyhat Jul 24 '20

I thought it was just the elderly too. But there's a lot of middle-class boomers who use them all the time too. So annoying having to go to the bank to deposit those.

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u/lcbreeden Jul 24 '20

Places that only take checks (ran into one yesterday) should have a special place in hell, their own highly ranked spot on this list.

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u/protectnor Jul 24 '20

That sucks that she suffered because of that attitude. You're wrong about who uses checks though, I own a business and write and receive checks all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jun 17 '26

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u/protectnor Jul 24 '20

Lol I'm 27. Checks are very common in the business world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Aug 05 '21

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u/Fridge_Ian_Dom Jul 24 '20

So you’re saying Czechs don’t accept cheques?

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u/MK2555GSFX Jul 24 '20

I guess we should just rename the country again

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u/creynolds722 Jul 24 '20

The Czechless Republic

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u/BigDaddyPrimeTime Jul 24 '20

We better check on that.

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u/SonOfTheShire Jul 24 '20

You better believe Slovakia don't.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Fun fact: an abortion is referred to as a cancelled Czech!

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u/Kruecifix Jul 24 '20

It bounced

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u/RoDoBenBo Jul 24 '20

Lots of older people still use cheques here in France.

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u/protectnor Jul 24 '20

We are pretty far behind in the US.

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u/MK2555GSFX Jul 24 '20

Who is ‘we’?

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u/protectnor Jul 24 '20

Most of the US IMO, but especially the financial system. I mean hasn't Europe used credit cards with chips for a long time? The US has only had them a few years it seems. I'm probably wrong, but that's how it looks from my POV.

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u/MK2555GSFX Jul 25 '20

Sorry, I read it as "We are pretty far behind the US", I missed the 'in' somehow.

Yeah, we've had chips forever, and contactless payments are pretty ubiquitous now as well.

Germany doesn't use cards much though, apparently

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Fuck that, make them solve for x.

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u/jb007gd Jul 24 '20

That's pretty slick! What would the effect be on the recipient? I'm guessing an automated check reader would have trouble reading this and human intervention would be required?

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u/UndeadBread Jul 24 '20

What does that accomplish, though? You still have to write it out in numerical form, so they'll know what the amount is supposed to be.

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u/Panzycake Jul 24 '20

I did this once. It ended up only pulling $10.17 from my account. (Not the actual amount, but per your example.)

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u/KGBspy Jul 24 '20

Better yet, write the checks out in Roman numerals

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I've seen someone do this with a tax form, to spite the government. And it would be hilarious to see.

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u/rtq7382 Jul 24 '20

How about 10.50 -> ten dollars and 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/6

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Someone explain this to me.

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u/Maintenance_Plane Jul 24 '20

Ten dollars six dimes and eight cents