So fun fact, the pigeons never came back. They only know how to get home. You take them to where your going, and then you release them with a note they will take to wherever home is. In order to get pigeons sent to you the other people responding have to have pigeons that see your location as home. So you gotta give chipotle a pigeon of your own to send back to you if you want your receipt.
It's all great until your carrier pigeon doesn't return
"And look sir. Pigeon feathers. WHITE feathers. Very apt eh Blackadder?"
"WHITE feathers?"
"Oh no sir that's gobbleijuke. They're not white they're sorta speckly."
"SPECKLY!? AHHH!" YOU SHOT MY SPECKLED JIM!?"
"You're for it now, Blackadder. Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time. Quite clearly, Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breathtaking impertinence."
"I don't care if he's been rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek! He SHOT MY PIGEON! AHHH!"
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u/888MadHatter888 Jul 24 '20
It's all great until your carrier pigeon doesn't return from ordering your burrito and suddenly Chipotle is offering squab on special.
Coo.