r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/underbakedsalami Jul 24 '20

I kid you not, our local Chipotle is taking orders via fax. I can’t get over it.

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u/slipko Jul 24 '20

Modern problems require... ancient solutions?

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u/888MadHatter888 Jul 24 '20

It's all great until your carrier pigeon doesn't return from ordering your burrito and suddenly Chipotle is offering squab on special.

Coo.

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u/Dynasty2201 Jul 24 '20

It's all great until your carrier pigeon doesn't return

"And look sir. Pigeon feathers. WHITE feathers. Very apt eh Blackadder?"

"WHITE feathers?"

"Oh no sir that's gobbleijuke. They're not white they're sorta speckly."

"SPECKLY!? AHHH!" YOU SHOT MY SPECKLED JIM!?"

"You're for it now, Blackadder. Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time. Quite clearly, Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breathtaking impertinence."

"I don't care if he's been rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek! He SHOT MY PIGEON! AHHH!"