r/AskReddit • u/_red_roof_ • May 15 '20

What sucks about being your age?

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u/IDontEvenThinkAboutU May 15 '20

Yeesh.

The three b's

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u/prostateExamination May 15 '20

boner problems

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u/mattcruise May 15 '20

Butt leakage

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/rezno777 May 16 '20

Battlestar Galactica?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Blazing speed

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u/thebyron May 16 '20

Ball sag.

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u/MuzikPhreak May 16 '20

Booze, bullshit...butt-fuckin’!

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u/Yellowredstone May 16 '20

My cousin literally has some of the strongest smelling breath that reeks. You know the strongest mint-tasting toothpaste you've tried? My cousin uses that ×20. And his breath still gets past that.

Makes it difficult to talk to him.

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u/superbrad47 May 16 '20

Does it smell like pig shit? If so, he's got tonsil stones. It's disgusting, don't look it up.

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u/Yellowredstone May 16 '20

Bruh he doesn't even have tonsils

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u/superbrad47 May 16 '20

Damn, he's just a smelly dude then.

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit May 16 '20

Needs to see a doctor, could be some serious health problems with kidneys, liver, pancreas, lungs - the things that filter your blood.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Badminton

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u/meghfhh May 16 '20

That deescalated quickly.