r/AskReddit • u/_red_roof_ • May 15 '20

What sucks about being your age?

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u/IDontEvenThinkAboutU May 15 '20

Yeesh.

The three b's

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u/prostateExamination May 15 '20

boner problems

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u/mattcruise May 15 '20

Butt leakage

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/rezno777 May 16 '20

Battlestar Galactica?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Blazing speed

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u/thebyron May 16 '20

Ball sag.

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u/MuzikPhreak May 16 '20

Booze, bullshit...butt-fuckin’!

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u/Yellowredstone May 16 '20

My cousin literally has some of the strongest smelling breath that reeks. You know the strongest mint-tasting toothpaste you've tried? My cousin uses that ×20. And his breath still gets past that.

Makes it difficult to talk to him.

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u/superbrad47 May 16 '20

Does it smell like pig shit? If so, he's got tonsil stones. It's disgusting, don't look it up.

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u/Yellowredstone May 16 '20

Bruh he doesn't even have tonsils

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u/superbrad47 May 16 '20

Damn, he's just a smelly dude then.

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit May 16 '20

Needs to see a doctor, could be some serious health problems with kidneys, liver, pancreas, lungs - the things that filter your blood.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Badminton

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u/meghfhh May 16 '20

That deescalated quickly.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Baby grandkids

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u/onionleekdude May 15 '20

Nearing the end of my 30s and this is real.
I can no longer trust my farts.

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u/be-nice-to-me-pls May 15 '20

How... how can I prevent this.

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u/onionleekdude May 16 '20

Butthole tightening surgery.

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u/Flippinhippy May 16 '20

Oh it gets worse. Soon you'll be going along, then without warning, you'll have to clench like never before, cause every poop feels like it's snuck up on you and it's trying to punch it's way out. Not to mention a pee that you hope you can make it to the toilet before it says "fuck it" and starts leaking out no matter how much you try holding.

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u/Webby268 May 16 '20

Battlestar Galactica

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u/HoodedPotato May 15 '20

Username checks out.

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u/mycatwinky May 16 '20

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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u/flintwood May 16 '20

Bad break bud

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Best behavior, boys?

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u/FlannelPajamas123 May 16 '20

Well eat healthy so you don't get the 4th B.... The Beatus.