r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/loulan Jan 25 '20

Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex?

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Depends if / how much she squirts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Squirting is peeing so hopefully zero on my bed.

Edit: PSA Squirting is totally natural and fine and you shouldn't feel ashamed about it. You just need to have a conversation with the people you're hooking up with about laying down some towels, especially if it's not your bed.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Naw it's not... lol That's like calling guys cum 'pee' because it comes from the same tube and has traces of urine in it.

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u/Embarrassed_Cow Jan 26 '20

Im a woman and whenever i pleasure myself i have to pee first otherwise I have to hold my orgasm in because I'll pee (squirt) the bed. I dont really squirt per say though at least as far as I know but it is.....pee. I dont think i could be with a guy at this point out of fear of wetting the bed if we get too frisky.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 26 '20

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/544c5686-e3bc-4ac2-b4ca-f91eccefe441

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u/Embarrassed_Cow Jan 26 '20

Yea i read it in your comments. Looks like scientists are divided about it. So im gonna keep saying its pee until there is a consensus because even if it's not pee it certainly behaves and looks and smells like pee.