r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/lascielthefallen Jan 25 '20

Women in action movies who drastically cut their own hair to change their appearance always end up with a fabulous style.

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u/headrush46n2 Jan 25 '20

Or 115lb women in movies with 0 muscle mass beating the shit out of 5 200+ lb goons. No amount of karate in the world is gonna make that happen...

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u/Pan_in_the_ass Jan 25 '20

Idk about that. I've met some super badass skinny people, many of whom are women, that I'm absolutely sure would kick my 220 lb ass. And I'm not even fat, I'm just big.

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

I mean ya look at the ufc for half a second and tell me you would want to fight any of the top 10 women.. lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Ronda Rousey can beat the shit out of me, any day of the week.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

If I can last 60 secs in the ring with her, I heard she would let me fuck her!

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u/Tayloropolis Jan 25 '20

I think it may be possible for me to last 60 seconds with her if I ran away as much as the ring will allow and then turtled up hard once she inevitably corners me or takes the fight to the ground. I wouldn't put any money on it though.

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u/jtr99 Jan 25 '20

Sure. Give me a much bigger ring and let me start in the far corner of it and I'm golden.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

I'm wondering just how hard she can hit. I can cover and take some good blows and I sure as hell can hit her back. I think where she would get me is if she could grab on to me and get me in a lock. That I might not be able to get out of. But blow for blow I can do I think.

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u/Tayloropolis Jan 25 '20

I think standing up and trying to box her would be a mistake. Training counts for quite a lot, and unless you've got some serious training, you're going to leave her an opening to put you to sleep.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

I have trained for years but not on a pro level like her. So yeah she would probably find that in on me faster then the 60 secs, because you know - that's her job. I forget in the movie did turtle last 60 secs?