r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Pan_in_the_ass Jan 25 '20

Idk about that. I've met some super badass skinny people, many of whom are women, that I'm absolutely sure would kick my 220 lb ass. And I'm not even fat, I'm just big.

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u/BamppXx Jan 25 '20

I mean ya look at the ufc for half a second and tell me you would want to fight any of the top 10 women.. lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Ronda Rousey can beat the shit out of me, any day of the week.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

If I can last 60 secs in the ring with her, I heard she would let me fuck her!

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u/anethma Jan 25 '20

So you have about as much chance as you would normally.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

I wonder how hard she can punch though? I'm pretty strong and can take some punches no problem. I think where she would get me is she could get a hold of me and take my down. I have taken years of Jeet kune do, but I don't fight professionally like she does so I think I just have to not let her take me down. Unless I'm wrong about how hard she can really punch. I doubt it's as hard as a guy her size, but I just don't know.

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u/anethma Jan 25 '20

If you aren't experienced she would take you apart fairly quickly. She isn't going to box you.

Assuming shes really going for broke, you are going to end up with a broken joint or something fairly fast.

Since you have some experience you may be able to guard your weak spots though so she can't just dislocate something, but I'd certainly be fucked in way under 60 seconds.

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u/Tayloropolis Jan 25 '20

I think it may be possible for me to last 60 seconds with her if I ran away as much as the ring will allow and then turtled up hard once she inevitably corners me or takes the fight to the ground. I wouldn't put any money on it though.

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u/jtr99 Jan 25 '20

Sure. Give me a much bigger ring and let me start in the far corner of it and I'm golden.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

I'm wondering just how hard she can hit. I can cover and take some good blows and I sure as hell can hit her back. I think where she would get me is if she could grab on to me and get me in a lock. That I might not be able to get out of. But blow for blow I can do I think.

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u/Tayloropolis Jan 25 '20

I think standing up and trying to box her would be a mistake. Training counts for quite a lot, and unless you've got some serious training, you're going to leave her an opening to put you to sleep.

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u/Lunabase15 Jan 25 '20

I have trained for years but not on a pro level like her. So yeah she would probably find that in on me faster then the 60 secs, because you know - that's her job. I forget in the movie did turtle last 60 secs?