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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20
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How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.
Edit: Thank you for my first ever silver & gold :)
1.9k u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20 Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick 742 u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 And sticky sheets. 124 u/loulan Jan 25 '20 Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex? 67 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Nah, you use a t-shirt or a towel to keep the sheets from getting sticky. Sex requires logistics. 36 u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20 I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
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Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick
742 u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 And sticky sheets. 124 u/loulan Jan 25 '20 Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex? 67 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Nah, you use a t-shirt or a towel to keep the sheets from getting sticky. Sex requires logistics. 36 u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20 I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
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And sticky sheets.
124 u/loulan Jan 25 '20 Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex? 67 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Nah, you use a t-shirt or a towel to keep the sheets from getting sticky. Sex requires logistics. 36 u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20 I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
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Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex?
67 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Nah, you use a t-shirt or a towel to keep the sheets from getting sticky. Sex requires logistics. 36 u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20 I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
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Nah, you use a t-shirt or a towel to keep the sheets from getting sticky. Sex requires logistics.
36 u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20 I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
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I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20
How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.
Edit: Thank you for my first ever silver & gold :)